《栾蒲包与丰泽园029集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 书接前文
[00:00:04] 咱们这么说道
[00:00:06] 摇扇人
[00:00:08] 姚泽圣
[00:00:10] 和宝贝女儿姚珍珍
[00:00:14] 人家家里是家趁人值啊
[00:00:18] 姚泽圣什么人
[00:00:20] 金融界D 句子
[00:00:24] 在北京
[00:00:25] 不说是跺一脚
[00:00:26] 颤三颤也差不多
[00:00:29] 发的银行D
[00:00:30] 投一把
[00:00:32] 同得号的大老板
[00:00:34] 但这人非常好
[00:00:37] 没有一个人提出个不字
[00:00:40] 说那些有钱的人那些毛病没有
[00:00:44] 就陪伴着女儿
[00:00:46] J 女儿是他的活宝贝
[00:00:50] 要星星不敢给月亮a
[00:00:52] 而且咱们介绍过
[00:00:55] 现在摇扇人
[00:00:57] 人在中年
[00:00:58] 不娶媳妇
[00:01:00] 怕女儿受气
[00:01:02] A 认可打光棍
[00:01:04] 这种爹有几个呀
[00:01:07] 宁愿牺牲自己后半生的幸福啊
[00:01:11] 但是人家过得也不错
[00:01:14] 由于外头兵荒马乱
[00:01:17] 谁也不敢上街
[00:01:19] 特别是真的
[00:01:21] 现在说句老话
[00:01:23] 身大袖长
[00:01:25] 说句时髦的话
[00:01:27] 成熟大姑娘
[00:01:30] 跟几年前不一样
[00:01:32] 那出落的如花似玉
[00:01:35] J
[00:01:36] 珍珍你说怎么长得那么好
[00:01:39] 够得上是个大美人儿啊
[00:01:42] 你这个头
[00:01:43] 腰身
[00:01:45] 五官、皮肤的颜色、举止、动作
[00:01:50] 家人吵着都富有吸引力
[00:01:54] 所以呢
[00:01:55] 姚德胜对姑娘更关心
[00:01:58] 这篇真真的犯病了
[00:02:01] 别
[00:02:03] 多少日子不让我出门儿了
[00:02:05] 我闷死了
[00:02:06] 你今儿个歇着
[00:02:08] 你带我出去玩a
[00:02:10] 也不是说过
[00:02:13] 外头兵荒马乱
[00:02:14] 别怕你出事儿
[00:02:16] 没事儿了
[00:02:18] 我问司机长薄了
[00:02:20] 说最近一个阶段比较太平
[00:02:23] 买卖人都照样开着
[00:02:24] 你带我上新丰楼
[00:02:26] 我去找栾蒲包去
[00:02:28] 我听他跟我讲笑话
[00:02:30] 一定要带我去
[00:02:33] 说实际的
[00:02:35] 摇扇人也挺想栾蒲包和他手下一干D 去
[00:02:41] 也觉得有点烦闷
[00:02:43] 想了一想
[00:02:46] 好吧
[00:02:48] 别答应
[00:02:50] 哪都不准去
[00:02:52] 就到那儿听俩笑话儿坐车
[00:02:54] 咱就回来行
[00:02:56] 只要我听一个笑话我就满意了
[00:02:59] 好吧
[00:03:00] 换衣服
[00:03:02] 爷儿俩换了衣服了
[00:03:03] 有钱出门是出门的衣服
[00:03:06] 在家是在家里
[00:03:09] 再看这
[00:03:10] 真真穿了一套国际最流行的连衣裙
[00:03:16] 短发
[00:03:18] 一里沙着袋子
[00:03:20] 下边特为穿了一双皮鞋
[00:03:22] 擦的是锃明刷亮
[00:03:25] 那真是亭亭玉立他爹
[00:03:28] 怎么看怎么喜欢
[00:03:30] 夹了不大不小的小皮包
[00:03:32] 里边儿带着点儿零碎和零钱
[00:03:35] 司机常博
[00:03:38] 把汽车准备好了
[00:03:39] 爷儿俩钻进汽车
[00:03:43] 到哪了
[00:03:43] 老板
[00:03:44] 新丰楼您做好
[00:03:47] 一踩油门儿
[00:03:48] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔嘟嘟嘟嘟
[00:03:54] 嗯
[00:03:56] 赶奔
[00:03:57] 前门外西疯喽
[00:04:00] 那个年月有几个坐得起汽车的
[00:04:05] 在老百姓的眼里
[00:04:06] 来看那汽车
[00:04:09] 那望尘莫及啊
[00:04:12] 大概坐汽车那些人的屁股都特殊制造
[00:04:17] 跟一般人D 屁股不一样
[00:04:20] 谁敢贪婪
[00:04:22] 想都不敢想
[00:04:24] 哪像现在生活提高啊
[00:04:27] 那节筒子上真是车水马龙
[00:04:30] 红灯一闪
[00:04:31] 这车就拥挤不堪
[00:04:33] 过不去
[00:04:34] 咱说的是什么年代
[00:04:37] 坐上汽车的是了不起的人
[00:04:41] 一般人不行
[00:04:43] 车子飞快到了西凤楼
[00:04:47] 刹住了
[00:04:48] 常伯下车
[00:04:50] 车门开开
[00:04:51] 老板
[00:04:52] 请下车
[00:04:53] 姚德胜下了车
[00:04:55] 女儿阵阵也下了车
[00:04:57] 迈步往里走
[00:04:59] A
[00:04:59] 又发现J 新丰楼的门口儿跟往日不一样
[00:05:04] 真的吗
[00:05:08] 怎么回事儿
[00:05:10] 新丰楼的门外是冷冷清清
[00:05:14] 往日是车水马龙停着车子
[00:05:17] 老了
[00:05:18] 今天一辆车都没有
[00:05:20] 除了他们家的车
[00:05:22] 这还不说
[00:05:23] 往街口一看
[00:05:25] 二分局的警察
[00:05:28] 拎着警棍来回巡逻
[00:05:32] 敢打过往的行人
[00:05:34] 回家
[00:05:36] 说你们呃
[00:05:40] 老百姓被打的是东问西投
[00:05:43] 谁也不敢在这不
[00:05:45] 警察多凶啊
[00:05:46] 都巡警
[00:05:48] 哎
[00:05:50] 还往前来
[00:05:51] 有个老头儿
[00:05:52] 有点儿被卖糖葫芦的扛着
[00:05:56] 糖葫芦马子正往前走呢
[00:05:58] 这巡警过去安装就一脚
[00:06:01] 老头儿没注意
[00:06:02] 摔了个仰八叉
[00:06:04] 马子也摔到地上了
[00:06:06] 糖呼噜的满地全是
[00:06:10] 老头儿
[00:06:10] 还不知道发生什么事儿了
[00:06:13] 我犯啥错了
[00:06:15] 你说你犯啥错
[00:06:16] 你说你犯啥
[00:06:18] 不让走
[00:06:19] 不让走
[00:06:20] 你非走
[00:06:22] 珍珍哪见过
[00:06:23] 这吓坏了
[00:06:26] 别这这么一声
[00:06:30] 姚泽圣看不惯这
[00:06:32] 仗势欺人
[00:06:34] 你警察做什么呢
[00:06:37] 你虽然掌握着特权
[00:06:39] 也不能胡来
[00:06:41] 你说这么大岁数老头儿了
[00:06:43] 你跟他说清楚不就得了
[00:06:44] 你干嘛呢
[00:06:47] 姚德胜也管路见不平的事儿
[00:06:51] 卖不就过了
[00:06:53] 一看认得这警察是个巡警
[00:06:57] 二分局D
[00:06:57] 姓孙
[00:06:59] 哦
[00:07:00] 这孙警官坏
[00:07:04] 哎
[00:07:04] 哎
[00:07:06] 我当时谁呢
[00:07:07] 姚老板
[00:07:08] 您怎么这么闲着
[00:07:11] 先别说这个
[00:07:13] 这怎么回事儿啊
[00:07:16] 您不知道啊
[00:07:18] 今天晚上有特殊行动哦
[00:07:23] 什么特殊行动能告诉我们跟您还能背着骂
[00:07:29] 张作霖张大帅
[00:07:32] 张学良、张少帅爷俩
[00:07:35] 上新丰楼来吃饭
[00:07:39] 是吗
[00:07:40] 来了吗
[00:07:41] 没来呢
[00:07:43] 命令下来了
[00:07:44] 开始进阶
[00:07:46] 你说这
[00:07:48] 我瞪眼吵吵
[00:07:49] 嗓子都喊哑了
[00:07:50] 他听不见
[00:07:51] 你说气人
[00:07:54] 算了吧
[00:07:55] 他这么大岁数了
[00:07:57] 也许耳背
[00:07:58] 哎起来
[00:07:59] 起来
[00:08:00] 对不起
[00:08:05] 只有一块钱
[00:08:06] 拿着去智智商去
[00:08:08] 摇扇人摇扇人
[00:08:11] 不做善事怎么能得这么个好称呼
[00:08:15] 卖糖葫芦
[00:08:16] 老头一看是千恩万谢
[00:08:18] 我谢谢你了
[00:08:19] 我谢谢您了
[00:08:21] 把地上的东西划拉划拉走
[00:08:24] 内警察呀
[00:08:25] 显得挺不自然了吧
[00:08:30] 这也是没办法
[00:08:31] 我也不愿意这么看
[00:08:33] 您说是不是
[00:08:35] 就是行人
[00:08:36] 如果是还在这溜达
[00:08:38] 大帅要看见我就活不了了
[00:08:41] 光最轻说
[00:08:43] 饭碗子就给砸了
[00:08:45] 所以刚才我显得有点粗野
[00:08:49] 哎
[00:08:49] 人呢
[00:08:51] 但能容人且容人对不对
[00:08:55] 老孙呢啊
[00:08:56] 人不修
[00:08:57] 今世还得修来世
[00:09:00] 都要给自己留有退身余地
[00:09:04] 千万别把事儿干的太绝了对吗
[00:09:07] 哎哎哎
[00:09:09] 金石良言的金石良言好了
[00:09:13] 我告诉他了
[00:09:15] 姚德胜就没往深了说
[00:09:18] 再往深说就难听了
[00:09:20] 你给你自己留有余地
[00:09:22] 别把事儿做绝了
[00:09:24] 你这么做缺德带冒烟儿
[00:09:27] 你掌握着特权怎么的
[00:09:29] 你一辈子都掌握特权吗
[00:09:31] 你要一旦失去这个特权
[00:09:33] 你怎么办
[00:09:34] 你得罪了那么多人
[00:09:35] 大伙儿一人一口
[00:09:37] 就把你咬死
[00:09:39] 一人一首
[00:09:40] 直到把你戳死
[00:09:43] 还用这么说吗
[00:09:44] 那警察多明白
[00:09:47] 就知道瑶山人嘴下给留了情了
[00:09:50] 所以呢
[00:09:50] 脸很不自然
[00:09:52] 一转身
[00:09:53] 他走了
[00:09:55] 哎呀
[00:09:56] 姚泽圣挺扫兴
[00:09:59] 本来挺高兴
[00:10:00] 你看到新房楼了
[00:10:02] 遇上这腻歪事儿
[00:10:03] 张作霖还得来
[00:10:05] 回避
[00:10:06] 回避
[00:10:07] 别凑热闹
[00:10:09] 真的听见没
[00:10:12] 新丰楼有事儿
[00:10:14] 怪不得劲了
[00:10:15] 接了一会儿张氏父子来吃饭
[00:10:18] 咱回避
[00:10:19] 回避回家吧
[00:10:21] 不
[00:10:22] 他吃他的饭
[00:10:23] 我吃我的饭
[00:10:24] 嗯
[00:10:24] 我能打扰他什么呢
[00:10:26] 我好不容易出来
[00:10:27] 我不回去
[00:10:28] 要回去
[00:10:29] 你回去
[00:10:30] 这孩子
[00:10:31] 真不懂事儿
[00:10:33] 好吧
[00:10:34] 你只准在这儿好好吃饭啊
[00:10:37] 哪儿都别去
[00:10:39] 我让常伯帝汽车在门口等你
[00:10:42] 吃完了玩儿完了马上回家
[00:10:45] 以免我店面行
[00:10:47] 爹
[00:10:47] 你先走吧
[00:10:49] 有那么的
[00:10:50] 瑶山人打辆车子
[00:10:52] 人自己走了
[00:10:54] 让常博留在外头
[00:10:56] J
[00:10:57] 真真呢
[00:10:58] 进了新丰楼
[00:10:59] 谁不认识啊
[00:11:00] 哎哟
[00:11:02] 珍珍小姐
[00:11:03] 多日不见
[00:11:04] 欢迎欢迎
[00:11:05] 有珍珍小姐
[00:11:06] 你好啊
[00:11:06] 里边请
[00:11:07] 里边请
[00:11:07] 里边请
[00:11:09] 每次来
[00:11:11] 他都在一号雅间儿
[00:11:13] 在这儿吃饭
[00:11:14] 今天也不例外
[00:11:15] 徐勇海当班儿赶紧过来
[00:11:18] 哎哟
[00:11:19] 来来
[00:11:20] 快请到屋里吧
[00:11:21] 怎么姚先生没来
[00:11:23] 我爹有点儿事儿回去了
[00:11:25] 就我一个人
[00:11:27] 真真心说话
[00:11:28] 你这个人才美
[00:11:29] 省得我爹老管我居中而坐
[00:11:32] 那儿给它泡着茶点心吃
[00:11:35] 别人都给摆上
[00:11:37] 哎
[00:11:38] 真的小姐
[00:11:39] 您今儿吃什么
[00:11:40] 嗯
[00:11:42] 多日不吃了
[00:11:43] 我就想吃你们那个
[00:11:46] 由彭地菜花清淡可口
[00:11:49] 行
[00:11:50] 那肯定了
[00:11:51] 还吃什么水晶肘子
[00:11:53] 还吃什么
[00:11:55] 还吃a
[00:11:57] 给我炸点馒头片
[00:11:59] 另外要一瓶白兰B
[00:12:02] 我得找人陪着我喝
[00:12:05] 学堂骂去
[00:12:06] 把血糖给我找来
[00:12:09] 今天晚上可小了
[00:12:10] 没活
[00:12:12] 张作霖这边要来
[00:12:14] 敢接别的活儿吗
[00:12:16] 咱们前文书说过
[00:12:18] 就因为张作霖来了
[00:12:19] 没地儿
[00:12:21] 张作霖翻了
[00:12:22] 要学习新房喽
[00:12:26] 所以说这次来
[00:12:28] 所有的人格外留神
[00:12:30] 什么买卖都不接
[00:12:31] 楼上楼下空的
[00:12:33] 后院儿空的就给张家父子刘地方
[00:12:38] 所以没有什么客人
[00:12:40] 栾蒲包
[00:12:41] 所有的人都挺清闲
[00:12:43] 銮坡儿一听说真真来了
[00:12:46] 洗了把脸
[00:12:47] 换了套衣服
[00:12:49] 赶紧过来吧
[00:12:50] 真的
[00:12:51] 你来了
[00:12:52] 嗯
[00:12:54] 我真想你
[00:12:56] 我就想听你给我讲笑话来做做好
[00:13:00] 今天难得清闲
[00:13:04] 栾蒲包坐下
[00:13:06] 那本书我记得你说了一段书
[00:13:09] 栾蒲包儿给真真送过项链
[00:13:13] 真真以为栾蒲包巷自己求亲
[00:13:16] 那么这个事儿怎么样呢
[00:13:19] 咱现在就得介绍介绍
[00:13:22] 说的真真人大心大
[00:13:26] 十六七的大姑娘春心一动
[00:13:32] 豆蔻年华
[00:13:33] 豆蔻一开
[00:13:36] 哎
[00:13:36] 想这种男女之间的事儿
[00:13:38] 也想结婚
[00:13:40] 是这样
[00:13:42] 她也非常喜欢栾蒲包
[00:13:45] 闭上眼睛
[00:13:46] 有时候虾琢磨
[00:13:47] 软包长得不怎么样啊
[00:13:50] 其貌不扬
[00:13:51] 没什么能出手的时候是个头儿
[00:13:53] 是吧
[00:13:54] 没一般般
[00:13:56] 但这个人很有风趣
[00:13:57] 很有特点
[00:13:59] 特别是口塞悬河
[00:14:01] 讲那些笑话非常中听
[00:14:04] 阿豆那些了的非常幽默
[00:14:07] 他就喜欢他这个人
[00:14:09] 但是时间间隔的太长了
[00:14:11] 心里头有
[00:14:14] 逐渐也淡薄了
[00:14:16] 人就是怕这样
[00:14:18] 久炼石魔老在一起耳鬓厮磨
[00:14:23] 形影不离
[00:14:25] 一旦分开了
[00:14:26] 逐渐就淡忘了
[00:14:28] 心里头有
[00:14:30] 表面上流露不出什么
[00:14:32] 那么乱蒲包呢
[00:14:34] 原来想D
[00:14:35] 真真想的睡不着觉
[00:14:38] 拿脑袋咣咣撞墙啊
[00:14:40] 闹心呢这
[00:14:43] 想念的是神魂颠倒
[00:14:46] 后来就磕头
[00:14:47] 大哥徐永海
[00:14:50] 教育他一顿
[00:14:51] 徐工还没说
[00:14:53] 老爸
[00:14:55] 清醒点
[00:14:57] 人家什么家庭
[00:14:59] 咱们什么样
[00:15:01] 人家高高在33 层天顶上
[00:15:05] 咱不到地狱也差不多呀
[00:15:08] 门第相差悬殊
[00:15:11] 兄弟
[00:15:11] 我不是扫你的兴啊
[00:15:13] 你有什么能耐
[00:15:15] 充其量
[00:15:16] 你是不是跑堂儿的
[00:15:17] 你伺候人儿的
[00:15:19] 人家家里头有金山有银山吗
[00:15:23] A
[00:15:24] 再说呢
[00:15:25] 珍珍小姐长得如花似玉
[00:15:28] 美貌如同天仙
[00:15:31] 我现在你这份尊容我不敢过
[00:15:35] 玉跟人家没法比啊
[00:15:38] 什么叫门当户对
[00:15:40] 你趁早别找痛苦死了这个心
[00:15:44] 888 直言不讳
[00:15:46] 登记劝卵普湾儿睡不着觉
[00:15:49] 一琢磨是这么个理儿
[00:15:53] 是这么个理儿啊
[00:15:55] 古人言
[00:15:56] 人贵有自知之明
[00:16:00] 这话说得太有道理了
[00:16:02] 人不了解自己
[00:16:04] 会有自知之明
[00:16:06] 我自己吃几碗干饭
[00:16:08] 我有多大的分量
[00:16:10] 我有多大的冷水
[00:16:12] 按理说旁的人不了解
[00:16:14] 你个人是最了解的
[00:16:16] 我我可不是嘛
[00:16:18] 我跑堂的
[00:16:19] 我伺候人啦
[00:16:21] 我家里边吃饭都勉强
[00:16:24] 还谈到别的
[00:16:26] 那真真是跟我不错
[00:16:28] 无非听我讲笑话
[00:16:30] 看我有意思
[00:16:31] 人家能动真情吗
[00:16:33] 能爱上我吗
[00:16:36] 人家长得貌美天仙
[00:16:38] 我其貌不扬
[00:16:39] 人家家里有金山银山
[00:16:42] 我家穷的
[00:16:45] 连号的都要
[00:16:46] 呃走了
[00:16:47] 怎么比
[00:16:49] 死了心吧
[00:16:51] 不想
[00:16:53] 这就不善自己有个扎
[00:16:55] 把自己刹住了
[00:16:58] 打那之后
[00:16:59] 果然减轻了负担
[00:17:01] 吃的香的
[00:17:02] 干活儿也有劲儿
[00:17:04] 他没有杂念
[00:17:06] 分别多日
[00:17:07] 今儿见着这
[00:17:09] 心里头也是一翻个儿
[00:17:11] 热热乎乎地
[00:17:14] 王波儿在这儿坐着
[00:17:15] 偷眼观看
[00:17:22] 一看这真真长得更水了
[00:17:24] 穿的什么衣服
[00:17:26] 外国人才穿着衣服
[00:17:29] 葱绿色的连衣裙
[00:17:32] 三发
[00:17:34] 那脸蛋儿长得更水啊
[00:17:37] 哎呀
[00:17:39] 真是太美啦
[00:17:41] 皮鼻子闻了一闻
[00:17:44] 人家没胆香水儿
[00:17:46] 本身皮肤里散发出一种清香
[00:17:51] 真使人神魂颠倒
[00:17:54] 栾博吧
[00:17:55] 心里清楚
[00:17:56] 又要玩邪的
[00:17:58] 夜班儿写的对不对哎
[00:18:01] 不许想
[00:18:02] 我告诉你栏普包不行
[00:18:05] 想
[00:18:06] 在想
[00:18:08] 我自己骂我自己的祖宗
[00:18:10] 哎
[00:18:11] 关注詹小姐
[00:18:15] 来吃点儿
[00:18:16] 今天我陪着你好好喝几杯
[00:18:19] 哎呀
[00:18:20] 没想到洗中出呗发生了
[00:18:26] 大师
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