《The Featherbrain Championship》歌词

[00:00:00] The Featherbrain Championship - Kevin Bloody Wilson

[00:00:01] Written by：Kevin Bloody Wilson

[00:00:04] You could se a blue was brewing as they eyed each other

[00:00:07] Off

[00:00:08] And the tension only mounted

[00:00:10] When snakey won the toss

[00:00:12] You break he said to lofty as he chucked across the

[00:00:15] Cue

[00:00:16] And the tension in the pub just grew and grew

[00:00:20] I'll break alright said lofty as he snapped the cue

[00:00:22] In half

[00:00:24] Flung it back at snake and said here shove

[00:00:26] This up your arse

[00:00:28] Me nana give me that said snakey

[00:00:30] Mate your f**kin gone

[00:00:31] And the feather brain championship was on

[00:00:35] It was the front bar featherbrain

[00:00:38] Non title fight

[00:00:39] Two bloke the size of buffaloes

[00:00:41] Big but not too bright

[00:00:43] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or

[00:00:46] Right at the front bar featherbrain

[00:00:49] Non title fight

[00:00:54] No one seemed to know too much about their pedigree

[00:00:57] In that sort of place you didn't ask them sort of things

[00:01:01] They say lofty's from the top end he was ugly tough

[00:01:04] And mean

[00:01:05] Used a welders wire brush to scrub his teeth

[00:01:09] And snake was just plain ugly where he came from no one

[00:01:12] Knew

[00:01:12] Reckon Rambo would have sh*t himself if snakey

[00:01:15] Told him to

[00:01:16] And together they weighed half a ton in singlet shorts

[00:01:19] And thongs

[00:01:20] There was no cunt home but all the lights

[00:01:22] Were on

[00:01:24] The breeze near knocked me over when snake threw the

[00:01:27] Opening punch

[00:01:28] It seemed to come from nowhere I just heard this

[00:01:30] Sickening crunch

[00:01:32] I thought if any bastard lives through

[00:01:34] That

[00:01:34] They're pretty f**kin good

[00:01:35] Like a railway fitlers hammer splitting wood

[00:01:39] It slammed lofty against the eightball tableflipped it

[00:01:42] On it's edge

[00:01:43] But he just casually got up walked around

[00:01:45] Then ripped off all the legs

[00:01:47] Then one by one he

[00:01:48] Smashed the cunts across snakeys ugly head

[00:01:51] If is brain weren't so well padded he'd be dead

[00:01:54] But snake just shook his skull blinked a bit and slowly

[00:01:57] Looked around

[00:01:59] Then chucked a right that would have

[00:02:00] Knocked the war memorial down

[00:02:02] And the force of it sent

[00:02:04] Lofty flying crashing through the wall now theres a

[00:02:07] Doorway where there wern't one there befor

[00:02:10] He landed arse up in the sh*thouse with his feet up in

[00:02:13] The air

[00:02:14] With bricks and sh*t and broken glass and paper

[00:02:16] Every where

[00:02:18] N caked in that and crap he ripped the

[00:02:20] Dunny off the wall

[00:02:21] And armed with that and f**kall

[00:02:23] Brains went back for more

[00:02:27] He slammed that dunny over snakeys head shattering it to

[00:02:30] Bits

[00:02:32] Peppering him with porcelain and splattering him

[00:02:34] With sh*t

[00:02:35] And there were teeth amongst the muck and

[00:02:36] Sh*t who's they were you couldn't tell

[00:02:39] But it looked like lofty lost an ear as well

[00:02:43] And snakes right eye was swollen shut from where

[00:02:45] He'd copped one hard

[00:02:47] Fair dinkum mate it looked

[00:02:48] As black as ernie dingo's arse

[00:02:50] But with all the pieces missing and with all the blood

[00:02:53] And gore

[00:02:54] They wern't as f**kin ugly as before

[00:02:58] There was flesh and hair and skin and bone and blood

[00:03:00] Splashed on the walls

[00:03:02] And them two bastards wallowing

[00:03:03] In it rollin 'cross the floor

[00:03:06] And the publican just

[00:03:07] Scratched his balls

[00:03:08] Wonderin lookin round

[00:03:09] Ahould he clean the bastard up or burn it down

[00:03:14] Most blues you see turn out to be a win or loss

[00:03:16] Or draw

[00:03:17] But f**ked if ive seen both opponents lose a

[00:03:20] Fight before

[00:03:21] And I heard snakey say to lofty as they crawled towards

[00:03:24] The bar

[00:03:25] F**k the snooker

[00:03:27] Wanna game of darts

[00:03:29] It was the front bar featherbrain

[00:03:31] Non title fight

[00:03:33] Two bloke the size of buffaloes

[00:03:35] Big but not too bright

[00:03:37] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or

[00:03:39] Right

[00:03:40] At the front bar featherbrain

[00:03:43] Non title fight

[00:03:45] It was the front bar featherbrain

[00:03:48] Non title fight

[00:03:49] Two bloke the size of buffaloes

[00:03:51] Big but not too bright

[00:03:53] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or

[00:03:56] Right

[00:03:57] At the front bar featherbrain

[00:03:59] Non title fight

[00:04:01] It was the front bar featherbrain

[00:04:04] Non title fight

[00:04:05] Two bloke the size of buffaloes

[00:04:07] Big but not too bright

[00:04:09] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or

[00:04:12] Right

[00:04:13] At the front bar featherbrain

[00:04:16] Non title fight