《The Featherbrain Championship》歌词

[00:00:00] The Featherbrain Championship - Kevin Bloody Wilson
[00:00:01] Written by:Kevin Bloody Wilson
[00:00:04] You could se a blue was brewing as they eyed each other
[00:00:07] Off
[00:00:08] And the tension only mounted
[00:00:10] When snakey won the toss
[00:00:12] You break he said to lofty as he chucked across the
[00:00:15] Cue
[00:00:16] And the tension in the pub just grew and grew
[00:00:20] I'll break alright said lofty as he snapped the cue
[00:00:22] In half
[00:00:24] Flung it back at snake and said here shove
[00:00:26] This up your arse
[00:00:28] Me nana give me that said snakey
[00:00:30] Mate your f**kin gone
[00:00:31] And the feather brain championship was on
[00:00:35] It was the front bar featherbrain
[00:00:38] Non title fight
[00:00:39] Two bloke the size of buffaloes
[00:00:41] Big but not too bright
[00:00:43] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or
[00:00:46] Right at the front bar featherbrain
[00:00:49] Non title fight
[00:00:54] No one seemed to know too much about their pedigree
[00:00:57] In that sort of place you didn't ask them sort of things
[00:01:01] They say lofty's from the top end he was ugly tough
[00:01:04] And mean
[00:01:05] Used a welders wire brush to scrub his teeth
[00:01:09] And snake was just plain ugly where he came from no one
[00:01:12] Knew
[00:01:12] Reckon Rambo would have sh*t himself if snakey
[00:01:15] Told him to
[00:01:16] And together they weighed half a ton in singlet shorts
[00:01:19] And thongs
[00:01:20] There was no cunt home but all the lights
[00:01:22] Were on
[00:01:24] The breeze near knocked me over when snake threw the
[00:01:27] Opening punch
[00:01:28] It seemed to come from nowhere I just heard this
[00:01:30] Sickening crunch
[00:01:32] I thought if any bastard lives through
[00:01:34] That
[00:01:34] They're pretty f**kin good
[00:01:35] Like a railway fitlers hammer splitting wood
[00:01:39] It slammed lofty against the eightball tableflipped it
[00:01:42] On it's edge
[00:01:43] But he just casually got up walked around
[00:01:45] Then ripped off all the legs
[00:01:47] Then one by one he
[00:01:48] Smashed the cunts across snakeys ugly head
[00:01:51] If is brain weren't so well padded he'd be dead
[00:01:54] But snake just shook his skull blinked a bit and slowly
[00:01:57] Looked around
[00:01:59] Then chucked a right that would have
[00:02:00] Knocked the war memorial down
[00:02:02] And the force of it sent
[00:02:04] Lofty flying crashing through the wall now theres a
[00:02:07] Doorway where there wern't one there befor
[00:02:10] He landed arse up in the sh*thouse with his feet up in
[00:02:13] The air
[00:02:14] With bricks and sh*t and broken glass and paper
[00:02:16] Every where
[00:02:18] N caked in that and crap he ripped the
[00:02:20] Dunny off the wall
[00:02:21] And armed with that and f**kall
[00:02:23] Brains went back for more
[00:02:27] He slammed that dunny over snakeys head shattering it to
[00:02:30] Bits
[00:02:32] Peppering him with porcelain and splattering him
[00:02:34] With sh*t
[00:02:35] And there were teeth amongst the muck and
[00:02:36] Sh*t who's they were you couldn't tell
[00:02:39] But it looked like lofty lost an ear as well
[00:02:43] And snakes right eye was swollen shut from where
[00:02:45] He'd copped one hard
[00:02:47] Fair dinkum mate it looked
[00:02:48] As black as ernie dingo's arse
[00:02:50] But with all the pieces missing and with all the blood
[00:02:53] And gore
[00:02:54] They wern't as f**kin ugly as before
[00:02:58] There was flesh and hair and skin and bone and blood
[00:03:00] Splashed on the walls
[00:03:02] And them two bastards wallowing
[00:03:03] In it rollin 'cross the floor
[00:03:06] And the publican just
[00:03:07] Scratched his balls
[00:03:08] Wonderin lookin round
[00:03:09] Ahould he clean the bastard up or burn it down
[00:03:14] Most blues you see turn out to be a win or loss
[00:03:16] Or draw
[00:03:17] But f**ked if ive seen both opponents lose a
[00:03:20] Fight before
[00:03:21] And I heard snakey say to lofty as they crawled towards
[00:03:24] The bar
[00:03:25] F**k the snooker
[00:03:27] Wanna game of darts
[00:03:29] It was the front bar featherbrain
[00:03:31] Non title fight
[00:03:33] Two bloke the size of buffaloes
[00:03:35] Big but not too bright
[00:03:37] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or
[00:03:39] Right
[00:03:40] At the front bar featherbrain
[00:03:43] Non title fight
[00:03:45] It was the front bar featherbrain
[00:03:48] Non title fight
[00:03:49] Two bloke the size of buffaloes
[00:03:51] Big but not too bright
[00:03:53] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or
[00:03:56] Right
[00:03:57] At the front bar featherbrain
[00:03:59] Non title fight
[00:04:01] It was the front bar featherbrain
[00:04:04] Non title fight
[00:04:05] Two bloke the size of buffaloes
[00:04:07] Big but not too bright
[00:04:09] And no one gave two knobs of goatsh*t who was wrong or
[00:04:12] Right
[00:04:13] At the front bar featherbrain
[00:04:16] Non title fight
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