《My Fair Lady: I’m an Ordinary Man》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm an Ordinary Man - Rex Harrison

[00:00:00] I find the moment that a woman make friends with me,

[00:00:00] She becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious,

[00:00:00] And a damned nuisance.

[00:00:00] And I find the moment I make friends with a woman,

[00:00:00] I become selfish and tyrannical.

[00:00:00] So, here I am,

[00:00:00] A confirmed old bachelor

[00:00:00] And likely to remain so.

[00:00:00] Well, after all, pickering

[00:00:00] I'm an ordinary man

[00:00:00] Who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance

[00:00:00] To live exactly as he likes and do precisely what he wants

[00:00:00] An average man am I, of no eccentric whim

[00:00:00] Who likes to live his life free of strife

[00:00:00] Doing whatever he thinks is best for him

[00:00:00] Well, just an ordinary man

[00:00:00] But, let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] And your serenity is through

[00:00:00] She'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome

[00:00:00] And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you

[00:00:00] Let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] And you're up against a wall

[00:00:00] Make a plan and you will find

[00:00:00] She has something else in mind

[00:00:00] And so rather than do either,

[00:00:00] You do something else that neither likes at all

[00:00:00] You want to talk of keats or milton

[00:00:00] She only wants to talk of love

[00:00:00] You go to see a play or ballet

[00:00:00] And spend it searching for her glove

[00:00:00] Let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] And you invite eternal strife

[00:00:00] Let them buy their wedding bands

[00:00:00] For those anxious little hands

[00:00:00] I'd be equally as willing

[00:00:00] For a dentist to be drilling

[00:00:00] Than to ever let a woman in my life

[00:00:00] I'm a very gentle man

[00:00:00] Even tempered and good natured

[00:00:00] Who you never hear complain

[00:00:00] Who has the milk of human kindness

[00:00:00] By the quart in every vein

[00:00:00] A patient man am I, down to my fingertips

[00:00:00] The sort who never would, never could

[00:00:00] Let an insulting remark escape his lips

[00:00:00] A very gentle man

[00:00:00] But, let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] And patience hasn't got a chance

[00:00:00] She will beg you for advice,

[00:00:00] Your reply will be concise

[00:00:00] And she'll listen very nicely,

[00:00:00] And then go out and do precisely what she want's

[00:00:00] You are a man of grace and polish

[00:00:00] Who never spoke above a hush

[00:00:00] Now all at once you're using language

[00:00:00] That would make a sailor blush

[00:00:00] Let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] And you're plunging in a knife

[00:00:00] Let the others of my sex tie the knot around their necks

[00:00:00] I prefer a new edition of the spanish inquisition

[00:00:00] Than to ever let a woman in my life

[00:00:00] I'm a quiet living man

[00:00:00] Who prefers to spend the evening

[00:00:00] In the silence of his room

[00:00:00] Who likes an atmosphere as restful

[00:00:00] As an undiscovered tomb

[00:00:00] A pensive man am I of philosophical joys

[00:00:00] Who likes to meditate, contemplate

[00:00:00] Free from humanity's mad inhuman noise

[00:00:00] Just a quiet living man

[00:00:00] But, let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] And your sabbatical is through

[00:00:00] In a line that never ends comes

[00:00:00] An army of her friends

[00:00:00] Come to jabber and to chatter

[00:00:00] And to tell her what the matter is with you!

[00:00:00] She'll have a booming boisterous family

[00:00:00] Who will descend on you en mass

[00:00:00] She'll have a large wagnarian mother

[00:00:00] With a voice that shatters glass

[00:00:00] Let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] Let a woman in your life

[00:00:00] I shall never let a woman in my life