《栾蒲包与丰泽园030集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 姚珍珍到新丰楼吃饭

[00:00:06] 其实他们家的饭菜不次于

[00:00:08] 新丰楼

[00:00:10] 实际来说呢

[00:00:12] 来找了来开心来

[00:00:16] 平安赶上新房喽

[00:00:17] 今天晚上要接待张作霖和张学良

[00:00:21] 门前进了结了

[00:00:23] 饭馆里空无一人

[00:00:26] 大家都闲起来了

[00:00:28] 刚得的信

[00:00:30] 张作霖开会来不了了

[00:00:34] 你看这事闹的他不来了

[00:00:37] 大伙儿挺高兴

[00:00:38] 乐得清闲

[00:00:40] 今儿个早关门

[00:00:42] 早点歇着

[00:00:44] 真真地来有吸引力

[00:00:47] 栾蒲包

[00:00:49] 徐勇海

[00:00:50] 大家都来了

[00:00:52] 在这陪着是又说又笑

[00:00:55] 是菜贩摆上来的

[00:00:57] 都是真真最爱吃的a

[00:01:00] 他是个孩子

[00:01:02] 吃什么都挺香

[00:01:04] 非要把厨师也请

[00:01:07] 厨师是谁呢

[00:01:09] 就是五爷磕头的五爷郑福祥

[00:01:13] 大胖子

[00:01:15] 郑福祥一看真真小姐叫自己还系着围裙就来了

[00:01:20] 一边擦着手

[00:01:22] 胖乎乎进了屋

[00:01:24] 被灯光一照

[00:01:26] 他脑袋T 的是锃明刷亮

[00:01:28] 这脑袋跟5 万度灯泡差不多少

[00:01:32] 真真瞅着就乐

[00:01:34] 张师傅

[00:01:35] 张大哥

[00:01:37] 谢谢你给我做的好饭菜

[00:01:39] 唉哟小姐

[00:01:41] 我这不是应该的吗

[00:01:43] 你多提意见

[00:01:45] 要说我做的不错

[00:01:46] 那你就多吃点来

[00:01:49] 我竟珍珍小姐一杯

[00:01:52] 大家是笑语欢声、毫无拘束

[00:01:56] 这真真那肚子

[00:01:57] 有底儿都说了

[00:01:59] 删除吧

[00:02:01] 今天我找你来了

[00:02:03] 你得给我讲笑话

[00:02:06] 我笑话都讲绝啦

[00:02:09] 没得可讲不

[00:02:11] 你骗我

[00:02:12] 今天你不讲就是不行

[00:02:14] 我讲100个

[00:02:16] 大家都输

[00:02:18] 老乱讲

[00:02:19] 钱钱钱

[00:02:21] 栾蒲包也高兴

[00:02:23] 左一个笑话

[00:02:25] 又一个故事

[00:02:27] 讲的大家乐的眼泪都淌出来了

[00:02:30] 讲了十几个J

[00:02:31] 真真也不晚

[00:02:33] 再讲一个

[00:02:34] 真没了

[00:02:35] 不行再讲一个讲一个

[00:02:38] 我就饶了你

[00:02:40] 哎呀

[00:02:41] 还讲什么呢

[00:02:45] 哎

[00:02:46] 栾蒲包

[00:02:47] 有些笑话都现编的即兴发挥

[00:02:51] 她一看

[00:02:51] 张福祥这脑袋太亮了

[00:02:54] 有主意了

[00:02:55] 好再讲一个啊

[00:02:57] 完了咱就结束行

[00:02:59] 再讲一个有意思的好吧

[00:03:01] 你听听有没有意思

[00:03:05] 说这个啊

[00:03:06] 古代啊

[00:03:08] 有个和尚

[00:03:11] 这和尚不守规矩犯了

[00:03:13] 戒规了

[00:03:15] 什么坏事都干

[00:03:18] 特别是呢

[00:03:19] 于一个有夫之妇私通

[00:03:23] 这件事儿让人家丈夫告到县衙

[00:03:28] 相关一瓶

[00:03:29] 火冒三丈啊

[00:03:32] 一般的人干这种事儿都不允许

[00:03:35] 何况他是出家人呢

[00:03:37] 可恶至极

[00:03:39] 派一个当差的

[00:03:42] 去抓这和尚

[00:03:44] 和尚还不知道怎么回事儿呢

[00:03:46] 被抓了

[00:03:47] 立车所在

[00:03:50] 由于他罪行严重

[00:03:53] 得送到府衙

[00:03:54] 车到府衙去宣判

[00:03:57] 可能要处以极刑啊

[00:04:00] 这刚才这所DJ 和尚笨府衙

[00:04:05] 哎呀

[00:04:06] 这和尚一边走着

[00:04:07] 一边心里盘算完了

[00:04:10] 麻辣

[00:04:12] 到了府衙

[00:04:13] 知府大老爷笔仙一逛荡就得把我处于极刑啊

[00:04:20] 怎么办呢

[00:04:21] 我得求活命啊

[00:04:22] 哎

[00:04:23] 走半道下雨了

[00:04:25] 不能往前走了

[00:04:28] 他们找个地儿就住下

[00:04:30] 这和尚一琢磨

[00:04:31] 天助我也

[00:04:33] 今天晚上我得借着与逃走啊

[00:04:37] 怎么办呢

[00:04:38] 和上头还有俩钱

[00:04:40] 买了二斤肉

[00:04:42] 打了二斤酒

[00:04:44] 一斤花生米

[00:04:45] 请这当差的喝酒

[00:04:49] 这当差的也觉得人困马乏的

[00:04:51] 晚上也没事儿

[00:04:53] 喝点酒

[00:04:54] 解解乏吧

[00:04:55] 好爸

[00:04:56] 刚才你就上了当

[00:04:59] 上了

[00:05:00] 当酒

[00:05:01] 一下喝多了

[00:05:02] 喝完趴桌上睡着了

[00:05:06] 和尚一看

[00:05:07] 有机可乘啊

[00:05:09] 此时不走更待何时呢

[00:05:13] 在刚才的身上

[00:05:15] 把钥匙翻出来了

[00:05:17] 把伯索

[00:05:18] 手肘全都打开

[00:05:21] 打开之后没事啦

[00:05:23] 我得快点逃走啊

[00:05:26] 哎呀

[00:05:27] 他看看屋里灯太亮不行

[00:05:29] 别把灯指了

[00:05:31] 结果这和尚把灯吹灭之后跑了

[00:05:33] 跑到半道又回来了

[00:05:36] 珍珍听到这儿眼睛瞪那么大

[00:05:40] 那为什么呢

[00:05:41] 他不想走了

[00:05:43] 不是啊

[00:05:44] 他忽然想起一件事儿

[00:05:46] 往哪跑啊

[00:05:47] 哎

[00:05:48] 刚才的年轻啊

[00:05:50] 腿脚麻利

[00:05:52] 一旦他清醒过来一看我没了

[00:05:55] 肯定得找我呀

[00:05:57] 说不定还得把我抓住

[00:06:00] 为了保险起见

[00:06:03] 这和尚挺聪明

[00:06:05] 开抽匣它就翻

[00:06:07] 翻出一把剃头刀来

[00:06:10] 把灯长起来

[00:06:12] 就给内当差的帽子摘了

[00:06:14] 把他头给他踢了

[00:06:17] TD 流光也像和尚差不多少

[00:06:20] 然后合上换了换衣服

[00:06:23] 把刚才的衣服他穿上

[00:06:26] 把和尚衣服给刚才的穿上

[00:06:29] 最后一看

[00:06:30] 一切齐备

[00:06:31] 把灯直面

[00:06:33] 他跑了

[00:06:34] 这回真跑了

[00:06:36] 就说这个刚才

[00:06:38] 睡了

[00:06:38] 能有一个时辰

[00:06:40] 睡醒了

[00:06:41] 抻了

[00:06:42] 抻懒腰

[00:06:43] 把眼睁开

[00:06:44] 往屋里一看呀

[00:06:47] 怎么这么high 呀

[00:06:48] 哎呀

[00:06:49] 我喝多了

[00:06:51] 我现在正办公的时候

[00:06:53] 我正押送犯人

[00:06:55] 我怎么能喝酒呢

[00:06:56] 喝有悔

[00:06:58] 这

[00:06:59] 这和尚干嘛呢

[00:07:00] A 1 摸和尚没了

[00:07:04] 哎呀

[00:07:05] 当差的可急坏了

[00:07:08] 心说这和尚跑哪去了

[00:07:10] 一定我醉酒不醒

[00:07:12] 他逃之夭夭了

[00:07:14] 将来我怎么着交代大人非怪我不可

[00:07:18] 他四麦找在和尚找不着急得是心急火燎

[00:07:23] 他有个毛病

[00:07:24] 他这毛病一着急了一范畴

[00:07:26] 爱摸自己的脑袋

[00:07:29] 最后一划了自己的脑袋

[00:07:31] 溜光

[00:07:32] 哎哟

[00:07:34] 我真够笨的

[00:07:35] 闹了半天

[00:07:36] 和尚在这儿啊

[00:07:40] 一说到这儿

[00:07:42] 这正福祥还没明白过来怎么回事儿

[00:07:45] 瞪大眼睛看着

[00:07:47] 在哪儿呢

[00:07:49] 栾博邦说

[00:07:50] 这不在这儿呢吗

[00:07:51] 用手一指

[00:07:52] 郑福霞真真才明白

[00:07:55] 过来闹了半天

[00:07:57] 栾蒲包编了个笑话

[00:07:59] 骂的正服侠

[00:08:01] 大伙儿听完全乐坏了

[00:08:03] 还真给你乐坏了

[00:08:05] 政府想你听好

[00:08:07] 专包你当兄弟的

[00:08:09] 找哥哥的便宜

[00:08:10] 今天我非揍你不可

[00:08:12] 俩人围着转

[00:08:13] 那卡直直转

[00:08:15] 一边乐一边跑

[00:08:16] 这屋里是笑语欢声

[00:08:19] 正这么个时候

[00:08:21] 老掌柜的

[00:08:22] 王恩普

[00:08:24] 从外边儿进来

[00:08:26] 原来他们店里头严格规定

[00:08:29] 本店员工在营业时间

[00:08:33] 绝对不准陪客人吃酒

[00:08:35] 不准大声喧哗

[00:08:38] 不准进雅间儿上

[00:08:40] 这折腾来

[00:08:41] 嗯

[00:08:42] 那三令五申

[00:08:44] 今天他一进门儿就听着这声儿啊

[00:08:46] 那大脸蛋子刮沙尘起来

[00:08:49] 行的话

[00:08:50] 谁这么大胆

[00:08:51] 破坏店里的规矩

[00:08:54] 你想干不想干

[00:08:55] 绿葱葱笨了

[00:08:57] 一号雅间儿一推门就进来

[00:09:03] 他那意思要发火

[00:09:05] 栾蒲包一看

[00:09:06] 是他吓得不跑了

[00:09:08] 其他的人刷收敛了笑容

[00:09:12] 栾蒲包过来哟

[00:09:14] 老掌柜的你来得正好

[00:09:16] 我们不敢破坏规矩啊

[00:09:19] 因为今天有特殊D 客人

[00:09:20] 您看

[00:09:22] 珍珍小姐来了

[00:09:24] 为了给珍珍小姐开心

[00:09:26] 我们哥几个也没活儿可干

[00:09:27] 所以都聚到这屋来

[00:09:29] 老掌柜来

[00:09:31] 你生气吗妹

[00:09:35] 万古一看

[00:09:37] 珍珍在这贵客

[00:09:40] 马上脸就变了

[00:09:43] 怒脸儿变成了笑脸

[00:09:45] 跟他弥勒佛差不多少

[00:09:47] 哎哟

[00:09:48] 我当谁呢

[00:09:50] 珍珍小姐啊

[00:09:52] 你好啊

[00:09:55] 珍珍惜说这人真有意思

[00:09:57] 刚才一进屋把我吓了一跳

[00:09:59] 跟凶神恶煞似的

[00:10:01] 眨眼之间满脸都是笑纹

[00:10:04] 嗯

[00:10:06] 帮掌柜的你挺好呗

[00:10:08] 托福托福挺好

[00:10:10] 哎呀真真小姐

[00:10:12] 我真是想啥来啥呀

[00:10:15] 嗯

[00:10:16] 我正想珍珍小姐呢

[00:10:19] 哎

[00:10:19] 你就坐在这儿啦

[00:10:21] 来来给我搬把椅子

[00:10:23] 我陪着真真小姐喝几杯来来来

[00:10:27] 我给你买上

[00:10:29] 我喝的够多了不

[00:10:31] 我竟第九

[00:10:32] 你是非喝不可

[00:10:34] 来来来来来

[00:10:36] 真真没办法把这杯喝下去了

[00:10:39] 再看汪恩普自己买上一杯

[00:10:41] 杨博也喝下去了

[00:10:43] 喝完之后没声儿了

[00:10:46] 真真正盘算着

[00:10:48] 真扫兴

[00:10:49] 他来干什么烦死个人

[00:10:52] 听爹说了

[00:10:53] 这人不怎么地

[00:10:54] 人品、道德各方面都不好

[00:10:57] 要没你多欢乐

[00:10:59] 有你

[00:11:01] 这饭不能吃

[00:11:03] 真正要走

[00:11:05] 刚一站起来

[00:11:07] 突然发现汪恩普放声大哭

[00:11:12] 嗯

[00:11:14] 嗯

[00:11:15] 约

[00:11:17] 啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:11:22] 啊哈哈哈

[00:11:24] 嗯

[00:11:27] 珍珍

[00:11:27] 一看这人

[00:11:28] 有病吧这是

[00:11:30] 这怎么一会儿又哭开了

[00:11:32] 哎呀

[00:11:33] 一看那大胖

[00:11:33] 脸上的泪水

[00:11:34] 嗒嗒嗒嗒全下来了

[00:11:37] 真真就是没笑出来

[00:11:39] 后来发现她哭得太悲痛了

[00:11:41] 真真的眼圈也红了

[00:11:44] 反馈的

[00:11:45] 你咋啦

[00:11:47] 你有什么为难的事儿

[00:11:49] 栾蒲包儿

[00:11:50] 大伙儿也说让掌柜的

[00:11:52] 你怎么了有病啊

[00:11:54] 头疼啊

[00:11:55] 你才头疼

[00:11:57] 真的小姐

[00:12:00] 刚才我说了

[00:12:02] 我日思夜想地就是甄甄小姐

[00:12:07] 甄小姐

[00:12:09] 你答应也得答应

[00:12:11] 你不答应也得答应普通

[00:12:15] 给战争跪下

[00:12:18] 满屋的人全傻眼了

[00:12:21] 郑福祥头脑简单

[00:12:23] 正祥一看

[00:12:24] 坏了坏了

[00:12:27] 老掌柜的真没出息

[00:12:30] 你多大岁数

[00:12:32] 嗯

[00:12:33] 听你说这话多肉麻呀

[00:12:36] 你想干什么你想求婚呢

[00:12:40] 嗯

[00:12:40] 姚泽圣瑶山人能答应吗

[00:12:43] 珍珍小姐能同意吗

[00:12:45] 你那脸皮有多厚

[00:12:47] 当着这么多人

[00:12:48] 你就跪下求婚呢啊

[00:12:51] 他心里那么想

[00:12:52] 他没说

[00:12:53] 有的人脑袋一歪

[00:12:55] 一想不能不是那么回事儿

[00:12:57] 最聪明的是栾蒲包

[00:13:01] 栾蒲包明白

[00:13:03] 姚掌柜的快起来

[00:13:04] 观之不雅

[00:13:05] 你起不起来

[00:13:07] 我替你说

[00:13:08] 你别哭

[00:13:10] 我的苦楚

[00:13:12] 谁知道我知道

[00:13:15] 老掌柜的

[00:13:16] 是不是冯玉祥要处置你啊

[00:13:21] 因为南口劳军的事情

[00:13:23] 有人把你给告了

[00:13:25] 你怕担责任

[00:13:27] 你要求见珍珍小姐想叫真真在她父亲面前多加美言

[00:13:34] 求摇扇人出头给平息此事

[00:13:39] 你知道姚泽圣尧的先生跟冯玉祥将军关系不错

[00:13:46] 是不是为这个罢了

[00:13:50] 知我者普包也

[00:13:54] 血糖啊

[00:13:54] 你怎么说的那么对

[00:13:57] 真雷小姐

[00:13:58] 我确实为此事你听听

[00:14:02] 你给评评这个理

[00:14:04] 我们费了九牛二虎地进到南口去劳军

[00:14:10] 累的我几天晚上都没合眼啊

[00:14:13] 什么钱都没挣着

[00:14:15] 结果到头来还挨了盖了

[00:14:18] 我成了被告

[00:14:20] 这冯玉祥也不问真伪

[00:14:23] 就做出决定

[00:14:24] 要狠狠地处置我

[00:14:28] 最近我听说了一个事

[00:14:30] 蹲监坐狱

[00:14:31] 一个是枪毙砍头

[00:14:34] 一个是罚我10万大洋的

[00:14:37] 这哪一条儿搁到我身上

[00:14:39] 我也受不了

[00:14:41] 珍珍小姐肯请你跟你父亲给我说几句好话

[00:14:46] 由他出面平息此事

[00:14:50] 我求求你了

[00:14:54] 珍珍咬牙

[00:14:57] 说实话

[00:14:58] 你啊

[00:14:59] 别装好人了

[00:15:00] 你才不去呢

[00:15:02] 我早就听说了南口劳军的事情

[00:15:06] 你挣了多少钱

[00:15:09] 你挣了有2 /5

[00:15:12] 人家的彭工们费了多大的劲

[00:15:16] 就搭棚的工人呢

[00:15:18] 你白使唤人

[00:15:19] 呢3000现洋一块都没给

[00:15:23] 人家也入了你的腰包

[00:15:26] 你这个人是实心财黑

[00:15:30] 还求我爹跟你说好话

[00:15:32] 我爹能干这种事儿吗

[00:15:34] 但是这话不能往外说呀

[00:15:36] 当着面儿呢

[00:15:38] 珍珍

[00:15:39] 深感为难

[00:15:40] 好吧

[00:15:43] 老掌柜的

[00:15:43] 话说到这儿了

[00:15:45] 不管你说的真还是假

[00:15:47] 见着我爹

[00:15:48] 我一定把这话给你捎到

[00:15:50] 呃

[00:15:51] 多谢多谢

[00:15:53] 敷包

[00:15:54] 我车在外边呢

[00:15:55] 我走了啊

[00:15:56] 各位改日再见

[00:15:58] 要不就粘

[00:15:59] 还待一会儿

[00:16:00] 心里发烦

[00:16:03] 转身要走

[00:16:04] 还没等出一号

[00:16:06] 雅娟

[00:16:07] 就听着外头等等等等等等等等都不行

[00:16:16] 啊

[00:16:21] 栾蒲包往外一探头

[00:16:26] 十几个大病

[00:16:29] 杀气腾腾

[00:16:31] 凶神附体

[00:16:34] 拎着枪长的大小机头

[00:16:37] 闯进新房楼

[00:16:39] 直奔一号雅间儿就来

[00:16:43] 为首的这家伙人高马大

[00:16:47] 高了下

[00:16:48] 没有一米八五也差不多少

[00:16:50] 脑子有这么大

[00:16:53] 大饼子脸凸槽顶

[00:16:56] 连连胡子

[00:16:59] 那脸上还有一道横的伤疤

[00:17:02] 不知道跟谁打仗

[00:17:03] 留下的记号

[00:17:05] 瞅着就更凶了

[00:17:07] 穿着一身便装

[00:17:10] 憋着一支枪

[00:17:11] 拎着一支枪

[00:17:13] 别穿着马靴

[00:17:15] 就跟湛山的山贼相似

[00:17:19] 栾蒲包一看认识

[00:17:22] 没短的到这吃饭

[00:17:24] 吴佩孚手下的副官姓名

[00:17:28] 刘长生

[00:17:30] 刘富贵

[00:17:32] 后面那些人

[00:17:33] 有的好像看见过

[00:17:36] 有的记不得

[00:17:38] 记住这干嘛

[00:17:41] 他知道吴佩孚打了败仗

[00:17:43] 肯定这都是散兵游勇啊

[00:17:47] 他们干嘛非强即多呀

[00:17:50] 坚略烧杀

[00:17:52] 恶不做呀

[00:17:54] 老百姓怕的就是这玩意儿怎么闯到新房楼了

[00:17:59] 可正害怕到了眼前

[00:18:02] 牛常胜拎着枪一看

[00:18:04] 等待结果

[00:18:06] 地球第二

[00:18:08] 都给我把住

[00:18:10] 没我的话

[00:18:11] 任何人是禁止

[00:18:15] 除异味