《Ball of Kerrymuir (Dialogue)》歌词

[00:03:31] Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,

[00:03:31] And when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

[00:03:31] There was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,

[00:03:31] But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

[00:03:31] The undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,

[00:03:31] Swingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

[00:03:31] The village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,

[00:03:31] So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

[00:03:31] Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,

[00:03:31] Some posies in her hand, and a carrot in her cunt,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

[00:03:31] The Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,

[00:03:31] He could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

[00:03:31] The Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,

[00:03:31] He pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his a**,

[00:03:31] Singin' balls to your partner, your a** against the wall,

[00:03:31] If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.