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[00:00:00] 青州的慕容知府一则以喜

[00:00:04] 一则以忧啊

[00:00:07] 喜之喜

[00:00:08] 得了个胡延硕

[00:00:10] 而且抓住个匪首

[00:00:13] 叫孔明投入死牢

[00:00:17] You 什么呢

[00:00:18] 现在形势严峻

[00:00:22] 又是二龙山的

[00:00:23] 又是白虎山的

[00:00:24] 又是桃花山的

[00:00:27] 这三路匪徒人多势众

[00:00:30] 而且有几个非常彪悍

[00:00:34] 难以对付啊

[00:00:36] 有时候顾此失彼

[00:00:39] 他能不担心吗

[00:00:41] 他问G 胡言硕

[00:00:43] 下一步咱怎么办

[00:00:46] 其实呼延硕心里也没底

[00:00:49] 脑仁儿都疼啊

[00:00:52] 抚台大人尽管放心鞋不能亲政

[00:00:57] 我们慢慢来

[00:00:58] 我有把握把他们逐个击破

[00:01:03] 那就好

[00:01:04] 那就好啊

[00:01:06] 但愿你我共勉

[00:01:10] 而且他们咱不说

[00:01:12] 咱说二爷孔亮

[00:01:15] 领着残兵败将

[00:01:16] 一口气儿跑出去15 里听了听

[00:01:20] 背后没有追兵了

[00:01:22] 他这才站住一站住

[00:01:25] 停停停停

[00:01:26] 站住

[00:01:28] 剩下这200多人累的是盔歪甲卸呀

[00:01:32] 走路都走不动了

[00:01:34] 有坐在地上的

[00:01:36] 有蹲着的

[00:01:36] 有躺下的

[00:01:38] 一个个是愁眉不展

[00:01:41] 要是往常呢

[00:01:43] 孔亮早不答应了

[00:01:45] 可现在的失去信心

[00:01:47] 顾不了许多了

[00:01:50] 她从马上跳下来找了棵树往地上一坐

[00:01:55] 身子一靠

[00:01:57] 眼泪掉下来了

[00:02:00] 你哥咯耶

[00:02:06] 就咱叔叔没救出来

[00:02:08] 把你还打上了

[00:02:11] 这落到他们手里投凶多吉少啊

[00:02:15] 哥耶

[00:02:16] 你现在怎么样啊

[00:02:18] 我们是画虎不成反类

[00:02:21] 其犬

[00:02:23] 哥哥

[00:02:24] 你是我唯一的亲人

[00:02:27] 你要是有个长短

[00:02:29] 我他妈也不活着

[00:02:31] 呵呵

[00:02:34] 这人受了刺激了

[00:02:36] 越想心路越窄

[00:02:38] 越想心路越窄

[00:02:40] 把佩刀拽出来要抹脖子

[00:02:44] 幸好有几个小头目离着他近

[00:02:46] 手疾眼快

[00:02:48] 哎呀

[00:02:48] 别别

[00:02:50] 抱胳膊的

[00:02:51] 掇刀的

[00:02:53] 苦苦相劝

[00:02:55] 这孔亮就说

[00:02:57] 中卫啊

[00:02:58] 蝼蚁尚且贪生

[00:03:00] 何况是人呢

[00:03:02] 可我现在实在是走投无路了

[00:03:06] 就我哥救不了

[00:03:08] 就我叔叔救不了你

[00:03:11] 你说我可咋好啊

[00:03:14] 哎

[00:03:15] 带吧

[00:03:17] 咱这么办行不行

[00:03:19] 我们出个主意

[00:03:20] 说什么主意

[00:03:23] 既然咱失败了

[00:03:24] 也别气馁

[00:03:26] 咱找找同行给帮忙

[00:03:29] 眼前有桃花山

[00:03:32] 不远处有二龙山都有咱们的同行啊

[00:03:36] 是否咱们去求求袁家

[00:03:39] 倘若他们能打个援手

[00:03:42] 咱三路人马合在一处

[00:03:45] 您不就有报酬的希望了吗

[00:03:49] 嗯

[00:03:50] 主意倒是不错

[00:03:52] 谁肯帮忙

[00:03:55] 现在都是爹死娘家人个人顾个人

[00:03:59] 人家能答应我的条件

[00:04:02] 哎

[00:04:03] 咱试试看呢

[00:04:05] 要实在不行

[00:04:07] 咱再另想对策呀

[00:04:09] 这大活人不能叫尿

[00:04:11] 憋死

[00:04:13] 不是有那么句话吗

[00:04:14] 三寸气在千般用

[00:04:17] 一旦无常万事空啊

[00:04:21] 您说是这理儿吗

[00:04:24] 说的可也是

[00:04:27] 我跟他们都没啥交情

[00:04:29] 谁能帮我的忙

[00:04:32] 哎

[00:04:32] 咱试试

[00:04:34] 咱上二龙山去顺说顺说到桃花山去

[00:04:39] 请请朋友

[00:04:41] 如果他们实在拒绝了

[00:04:43] 我们再想其他的主意

[00:04:46] 您看是吗

[00:04:48] 嗯

[00:04:49] 好吧

[00:04:51] 是到了现在就得厚着脸皮求救于人呐

[00:04:56] 不过桃花山我不去

[00:04:59] 那个小霸王周通打虎将

[00:05:02] 李忠

[00:05:03] 我瞅着不顺眼

[00:05:05] 我们平时也没有往来

[00:05:08] 这二龙山骂到有一线的希望

[00:05:13] 我听说那有个头领叫武松

[00:05:15] 啊啊

[00:05:16] 对呀

[00:05:16] 打虎的英雄

[00:05:19] 武松当初在我们家住过

[00:05:23] 那个人是个正人君子

[00:05:25] 我在被难之中求求他

[00:05:29] 很可能还有点儿

[00:05:30] 希望那咱就试试看吧

[00:05:33] 好嘞

[00:05:34] 孔亮不死了

[00:05:36] 刀刀精神

[00:05:37] 领着残兵败将整队出发

[00:05:40] 赶奔二龙山

[00:05:42] 走出去没有十里地

[00:05:45] 有人眼尖

[00:05:46] 发现对面儿斜刺里来着一支队伍

[00:05:50] 站住头领

[00:05:52] 站住

[00:05:53] 是不是冠军啊

[00:05:56] 孔亮都被冠军吓破胆

[00:05:58] 他怕遇上呼延硕揉揉眼睛定睛观看

[00:06:03] 不是冠军冠军穿的服装啥样

[00:06:07] 这喽罗兵穿的啥样儿

[00:06:09] 一看长短不齐

[00:06:11] 各种服装都有

[00:06:13] 可以断言是喽罗兵

[00:06:16] 这是哪个山头儿的

[00:06:18] 哎

[00:06:19] 你们过去问一问有人过去一问

[00:06:22] 问清楚了

[00:06:23] 二龙山的

[00:06:25] 呃

[00:06:26] 领头的正是行者武松

[00:06:29] 嘿

[00:06:30] 想啥来啥呀

[00:06:32] 五二爷在这儿呢

[00:06:35] 红亮眼前一亮

[00:06:37] 催马过来

[00:06:39] 我说哪位是武都头啊

[00:06:42] 武都头在吗

[00:06:45] 武松领着人正往前走

[00:06:48] 听见有人呼唤他的名字

[00:06:50] 赶紧把马代助日

[00:06:53] 听战中

[00:06:55] 你们是哪儿的我们啊

[00:06:58] 我们是白虎山的

[00:07:01] 我我姓孔啊

[00:07:04] 我叫孔亮

[00:07:06] 原来住在孔家庄

[00:07:08] 哎哟

[00:07:10] 武松不听

[00:07:11] 则可闻听此言

[00:07:13] 把马往前一提

[00:07:15] 来到孔亮地进

[00:07:16] 钱赶紧从马上跳下来了

[00:07:20] 你就是孔二爷哟

[00:07:23] 无毒头

[00:07:24] 你可别这么称呼折煞我的阳寿

[00:07:28] 孔亮从马上也跳起来了

[00:07:30] 过来拉住武松的手

[00:07:32] 二爷

[00:07:34] 您的所遭所遇

[00:07:36] 我早就听说了

[00:07:39] 我想抽空儿上二龙山看您去

[00:07:43] 无奈

[00:07:44] 我们的山上虽然不大事儿

[00:07:46] 也不少没有抽身

[00:07:49] 哎呀

[00:07:49] 没有问候

[00:07:51] 望武都头

[00:07:52] 千万原谅

[00:07:53] 哎

[00:07:54] 别这么称呼

[00:07:55] 我现在不是都投了

[00:07:58] 二爷

[00:08:00] 你这是上哪儿去

[00:08:01] 嗨

[00:08:01] 一言难尽

[00:08:03] 我打了败仗了

[00:08:05] 我哥孔名叫胡延硕

[00:08:08] 生擒活拿已经拿到青州去了

[00:08:12] 大概是凶多吉少

[00:08:14] 我被人家撵得无处存身呐

[00:08:17] 我呀

[00:08:18] 不想上

[00:08:19] 二龙山投靠二爷民

[00:08:22] 没想到在这儿遇上了

[00:08:24] 哦

[00:08:26] 有这等事

[00:08:27] 我能说瞎话吗

[00:08:30] 其实武松这是上哪去

[00:08:33] 他领着先头部队回二龙山

[00:08:36] 因为他跟鲁智深和杨志前来救援

[00:08:41] 桃花山的人

[00:08:42] 也没分出胜负了

[00:08:44] 打了一仗

[00:08:45] 呼延烁撤了兵了

[00:08:47] 他们跟鲁智深一商量

[00:08:50] 在桃花山待着

[00:08:51] 干嘛呀

[00:08:52] 不如咱们回到二龙山去听信儿

[00:08:55] 这是往回走

[00:08:57] 武松打前站

[00:08:59] 正好遇上了孔亮

[00:09:02] 这孔亮把所遭所遇的事儿

[00:09:05] 跟武松一说

[00:09:07] 五二爷是紧锁双眉

[00:09:11] 武松

[00:09:12] 咱们在前面书说过呀

[00:09:14] 那武松那个人

[00:09:16] 血心仗胆

[00:09:17] 为朋友是两肋插刀啊

[00:09:20] 那么当初

[00:09:22] 自己不得势的时候

[00:09:24] 曾经在孔家庄住过半年

[00:09:27] 还有个宋江吃人家喝人家

[00:09:32] 临走了

[00:09:33] 人家给拿了许多的路费

[00:09:35] 不有那么句话吗

[00:09:37] 受人点水之恩

[00:09:39] 须当涌泉大爆

[00:09:42] 人家今天遇了难了

[00:09:43] 能说不管吗

[00:09:46] 五二也想到这儿就安抚孔亮

[00:09:50] 兄弟

[00:09:50] 你尽管放心

[00:09:52] 一会儿我们内两位头领就来了

[00:09:55] 我们哥儿仨商量商量肯定给你帮忙破青州救你咯

[00:10:01] 你看怎么样

[00:10:02] 哎哟

[00:10:02] 我求之不得

[00:10:04] 我先谢谢武都头了

[00:10:07] 他俩在这儿烙着时间不大

[00:10:10] 花和尚鲁智深、青面兽

[00:10:13] 杨志领着大部队赶到

[00:10:17] 武松把他们拦住

[00:10:19] 把孔二爷叫过来

[00:10:21] 做了个介绍

[00:10:22] 鲁智深、杨志都是交朋友的人

[00:10:27] 两个人奔听哈哈大笑

[00:10:30] 胸大

[00:10:31] 听说老孔家有恩于米

[00:10:35] 对你好

[00:10:36] 就是对我们哥们儿好

[00:10:37] 是不是呢

[00:10:38] 说吧有啥困难

[00:10:41] 武松把经过讲述一遍

[00:10:43] 又叫孔亮说了一遍

[00:10:46] 鲁智深听完了是哇哇暴叫哦

[00:10:51] 有他娘的这等事

[00:10:54] 看来这个慕容魁可杀而不可留啊

[00:11:00] 二爷

[00:11:01] 您放心吧

[00:11:02] 哎

[00:11:03] 我们不回二龙山了

[00:11:05] 就在青州东关外扎下营盘

[00:11:09] 跟他决一雌雄

[00:11:11] 一定当听青州

[00:11:14] 就你一家老小救你哥哥

[00:11:17] 你看怎么样

[00:11:19] 多谢多谢

[00:11:21] 鲁智深吩咐一声去

[00:11:24] 派人到桃花山给小霸王周通打虎将

[00:11:29] 李忠送个信儿

[00:11:30] 叫他们全台

[00:11:32] 拉着所有的弟兄到这里来集合

[00:11:36] 咱们三山病例达青州

[00:11:41] 送信儿的人下去了

[00:11:44] 青面兽杨志比较沉稳

[00:11:48] 杨治之的鲁智深性情暴烈

[00:11:52] 脑瓜一热呀

[00:11:54] 想干什么干什么

[00:11:56] 但是你就没想起这厉害的关系

[00:12:00] 帮忙应该帮忙

[00:12:01] 怎么帮得讲策略

[00:12:04] 杨志救赎

[00:12:06] 我和尚哥哥

[00:12:08] 我看这么办不行

[00:12:11] 哪哪错了

[00:12:14] 咱们三山并立

[00:12:16] 打青州打得下来吗

[00:12:18] 那青州城池坚固勾号非常深

[00:12:24] 非常宽

[00:12:25] 有几千生力军

[00:12:28] 再加上个胡彦硕在那儿坚守

[00:12:31] 恐怕我们这些人不够用啊

[00:12:36] 就都死光了

[00:12:37] 也进不了青州

[00:12:39] 瞧你说的

[00:12:41] 那你说咋办咱不管

[00:12:44] 非也管要管到底

[00:12:48] 咱们三山的人马都不行

[00:12:51] 我倒想了个主意

[00:12:53] 孔二爷跟宋江不错

[00:12:56] 干脆就烦

[00:12:57] 老孔二爷领着人日夜兼程赶奔水泊梁山

[00:13:03] 见宋江去求救

[00:13:06] 我想宋江肯定帮忙

[00:13:09] 人家水泊梁山要答应帮忙带了一支精兵

[00:13:14] 咱们四路人马合在一起

[00:13:17] 想破青州不成问题

[00:13:20] 你听怎么样

[00:13:22] 哎哟哟哟哟

[00:13:24] 一句话点醒我的梦中人

[00:13:27] 好主意

[00:13:28] 好主意

[00:13:29] 咱就这么办

[00:13:31] 我二爷

[00:13:33] 你听清了

[00:13:34] 我听清了

[00:13:36] 愿意去一趟我义不容辞啊

[00:13:39] 没就我一家老小

[00:13:41] 我当然愿意去那好嘞

[00:13:45] 你要放心的话

[00:13:46] 你把你手下人交给筛加管理

[00:13:50] 保证一个不带少的

[00:13:53] 我们在青州府东关外五里安营扎寨

[00:13:58] 你马上带新夫人起身赶奔水泊梁山

[00:14:02] 我们听你的佳音

[00:14:04] 哎

[00:14:04] 你们什么时候回来

[00:14:06] 咱正式攻打青州好嘞

[00:14:09] 就这么决定

[00:14:12] 孔亮把手下的200多人交给花和尚鲁智深和行者武松

[00:14:19] 然后她化妆改扮呢

[00:14:21] 不能骑马

[00:14:23] 不能穿这套衣裳

[00:14:25] 化装成行商小贩儿

[00:14:28] 带了一个新富人和足够地引领告别

[00:14:32] 大家起了身

[00:14:34] 他走了

[00:14:36] 鲁智深按着原计划引着众弟兄来到东关外

[00:14:42] 五里安营扎寨

[00:14:46] 时间不长

[00:14:47] 小霸王周通打虎将

[00:14:50] 李忠带着几百人也赶到了

[00:14:53] 大家每日里牌九祝贺

[00:14:56] 在这儿严阵以待

[00:14:59] 这鲁智深就说各位啊

[00:15:03] 我说孔二爷搬兵求救

[00:15:05] 一时半时回不来

[00:15:07] 因为路途遥远

[00:15:10] 咱也不能这么干呆着

[00:15:12] 偏偏俩饱一倒儿

[00:15:14] 算怎么回事儿

[00:15:16] 咱得想个主意

[00:15:17] 哎

[00:15:18] 给这个慕容知府和胡延硕找点儿膈应

[00:15:23] 哎

[00:15:24] 杨志说

[00:15:24] 这么办

[00:15:26] 咱们采取了劳军的办法疲劳

[00:15:29] 他的军队

[00:15:31] 我听不明白什么叫劳军之术

[00:15:34] 这么办

[00:15:35] 咱每天吃饱了喝足了就讨的骂阵

[00:15:39] 胡言说

[00:15:40] 如果引兵出城了

[00:15:42] 咱了

[00:15:42] 一打就打一会儿

[00:15:43] 不乐意打尽守员门

[00:15:47] 开弓放箭

[00:15:48] 把它设回去

[00:15:49] 天天如是

[00:15:51] 哎

[00:15:52] 这样叫他日夜不宁

[00:15:56] 你看怎么样

[00:15:57] 呃

[00:15:57] 好主意

[00:15:58] 这招儿不错不错

[00:15:59] 就这么办

[00:16:01] 到了第二天

[00:16:02] 鲁智深吩咐一声

[00:16:05] 擂鼓点炮

[00:16:06] 咚咚咚

[00:16:08] 呜呜

[00:16:11] 他引兵出去挑战

[00:16:13] 慕容知府带着胡延硕登上城楼往东关外头一看

[00:16:18] 啊

[00:16:19] 好家火又来了

[00:16:22] 慕容知府愁的那两个包子差不多

[00:16:26] 奈何奈何

[00:16:28] 胡言将军

[00:16:29] 你看咋办

[00:16:31] 恩

[00:16:32] 像啊

[00:16:32] 您别发愁啊

[00:16:34] 兵来将挡

[00:16:35] 水来土屯

[00:16:37] 把他们交给我啦

[00:16:40] 这胡延硕也没办法

[00:16:42] 其实一见着鲁智深等人

[00:16:45] 他脑瓜皮都发麻出头啊

[00:16:49] 但是吃了人家嘴短

[00:16:51] 拿了人家手短

[00:16:53] 在关键的节骨眼儿上不玩儿命能行吗

[00:16:57] 呼延灼领兵带队杀出东关

[00:17:01] 鲁智深一看呢

[00:17:02] 也有点儿打怵

[00:17:04] 胡言硕的双边太厉害了

[00:17:07] 连交手都没交

[00:17:08] 是拨马便走

[00:17:10] 胡言说

[00:17:11] 一看你干嘛你斗气

[00:17:14] 呼延硕可气坏了

[00:17:16] 领兵追杀过来

[00:17:18] 花和尚鲁智深是拨马便走

[00:17:22] 指挥手下的喽兵开弓放箭

[00:17:28] 一顿借把胡延硕给射回去了

[00:17:32] 呼延说

[00:17:33] 一看天快黑了

[00:17:35] 只好引军回城

[00:17:38] 也没有个胜负

[00:17:40] 第二天刚端起饭碗来吃早饭

[00:17:44] 就听成关外咚咚咚、呱宝、呼延将军那个贼和尚讨敌骂阵代码台边

[00:17:57] 他又引军出了东关

[00:18:00] 一见面鲁智深把大嘴一咧了

[00:18:06] 哎呀

[00:18:07] 胡延硕今儿个筛加高兴

[00:18:10] 咱俩玩儿玩儿

[00:18:13] 舞动方便连环铲打斗

[00:18:16] 胡言数30 回合

[00:18:19] 大和尚是拨马便走

[00:18:22] 胡言说一追这头儿右开弓放箭

[00:18:27] 胡言说没办法

[00:18:28] 延军又退回城中

[00:18:31] 咱们书说简短

[00:18:33] 天天如是啊

[00:18:36] 搞得冠军是疲惫不堪

[00:18:40] 慕容知府有点不高兴

[00:18:44] 这天跟胡言说说

[00:18:46] 我呼延将军呐

[00:18:49] 实不相瞒

[00:18:51] 原来本府对你寄予厚望

[00:18:55] 认为你也是名门之后啊

[00:18:57] 河东地名将

[00:19:00] 哪知道现在我这么一看呢

[00:19:04] 你也平常稀松二五眼

[00:19:08] 天天说什么各个击破

[00:19:11] 又说什么

[00:19:12] 把这些贼匪交给你了

[00:19:15] 我教给你啥了

[00:19:17] 哎

[00:19:18] 你说你这天天的出兵打仗

[00:19:21] 连一兵一卒都没伤着

[00:19:25] 天天的劳师糜饷浪费极大呀

[00:19:30] 毫无建树

[00:19:33] 这玩意叫我有点儿寒心呢

[00:19:37] 胡言说一听啊

[00:19:38] 脸腾就红了

[00:19:40] 本来是这么回事儿吗

[00:19:42] 哎

[00:19:44] 真相啊

[00:19:45] 我想贼肥使用的视疲劳的战术

[00:19:50] 为什么这么干呢

[00:19:52] 想熬咱地精神头儿

[00:19:54] 如果咱们坚持不住

[00:19:56] 他们就趁虚而入

[00:19:59] 我们没办法就得走走过场

[00:20:02] 难道说他们讨的骂阵咱就不出兵吗

[00:20:06] 奔向啊

[00:20:07] 这边着急还不行啊

[00:20:09] 这特殊的情况就得特殊对待

[00:20:13] 你老有词儿

[00:20:15] 好爸

[00:20:16] 总之呢

[00:20:18] 青州要破了

[00:20:20] 本府好不了

[00:20:21] 你也好不了

[00:20:23] 你本是败军之将

[00:20:26] 青州再丢了

[00:20:27] 你是二罪归一啊

[00:20:29] 你自己掂量着办吧啊

[00:20:32] 慕容知府一甩袖子走了

[00:20:36] 就把这胡言硕给蹲在这儿了

[00:20:39] 胡延硕心里难过呀

[00:20:42] 吃张口饭儿

[00:20:44] 寄人篱下这玩意儿真不容易

[00:20:48] 哎呀

[00:20:48] 怎么办呢

[00:20:50] 我怎么能抓住这个鲁智深

[00:20:54] 怎么能抓住杨志呢

[00:20:57] 哪怕立点儿功

[00:20:58] 也堵住慕容知府地嘴呀

[00:21:02] 怎么办明儿个

[00:21:04] 如果这大和尚在讨的骂阵

[00:21:08] 我拿话把它咬住

[00:21:10] 无论如何也见个高低

[00:21:14] 就怎么办

[00:21:15] 呼延灼气的一晚上没睡好

[00:21:19] 到第二天

[00:21:20] 果然就听见炮响鼓响

[00:21:24] 胡延硕也不听报告了

[00:21:26] 吩咐一声来呀

[00:21:28] 备马抬边

[00:21:31] 领着1000人放下吊桥

[00:21:34] 打开城门

[00:21:35] 她又杀出来了

[00:21:36] 一看又是鲁智深

[00:21:39] 照样骑着那匹大白马精神饱满

[00:21:43] 肩头上扛着方便连环铲

[00:21:48] 呼延硕冷笑一声

[00:21:49] A

[00:21:50] 鲁智深

[00:21:51] 我且问你

[00:21:53] 你是英雄

[00:21:55] 你是狗熊呃

[00:21:57] 这话怎么讲

[00:21:59] 你要是狗熊

[00:22:01] 咱跟往常一样

[00:22:03] 我一追你就跑

[00:22:05] 你就是狗熊

[00:22:07] 你不敢恋战

[00:22:09] 你不敢跟胡燕将军分个高低

[00:22:13] 你要是个英雄

[00:22:15] 今儿个咱破例不见个高低胜负决不收兵

[00:22:20] 你敢应战吗

[00:22:21] 你敢骂

[00:22:24] 这鲁智深呐

[00:22:25] 就怕激将法

[00:22:27] 明知道呼延烁使的是激将法

[00:22:30] 还得上当

[00:22:31] 嗯嗯

[00:22:33] 好嘞

[00:22:34] 小子

[00:22:36] 你当筛加真怕你不成

[00:22:39] 今儿个就这么决定不分胜负

[00:22:42] 谁也不准走

[00:22:44] 谁走是势箍子养的

[00:22:49] 切

[00:22:49] 鲁智深是个粗人

[00:22:51] 什么难听的话都说得出口

[00:22:54] 就这样二人各催战马是倒在一处

[00:22:59] 胡延硕

[00:22:59] 心说今儿可是机会我要剩不了鲁智深

[00:23:05] 我回城没法儿交代

[00:23:07] 今儿个我就豁出去了