《B**ch Went Nutz》歌词

[00:00:00] Bitch Went Nutz - Ben Folds

[00:00:01] Written by：Ben Folds/Samuel Drap

[00:00:10] I took her with me

[00:00:11] To the christmas office party

[00:00:13] Mistake

[00:00:19] She did a line and started

[00:00:20] Spouting all her liberal garbage

[00:00:23] Bro I'm so ashamed

[00:00:28] I never heard such sh*t in all my life

[00:00:33] I hoped one day to mold you

[00:00:35] Into the perfect wife

[00:00:37] But you blew my hopes sky high

[00:00:41] The b**ch went nutz

[00:00:44] Started talking about politics

[00:00:46] In front of all my bosses

[00:00:48] Bullsh*t from the internet

[00:00:50] The b**ch went nutz

[00:00:53] I'll never be a partner at this rate

[00:00:56] Not with Jane

[00:00:57] F**king fonda Jr as my date

[00:01:00] Oh no

[00:01:04] Oh no no

[00:01:08] Ooh

[00:01:19] It took me and a couple of men to restrain her

[00:01:22] You should've seen her

[00:01:28] When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's

[00:01:31] Brand new

[00:01:32] Beamer

[00:01:37] She called us biggets with her fist in the air

[00:01:42] And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair

[00:01:47] Now they think that I'm a f**king asshole

[00:01:50] The b**ch went nutz

[00:01:53] Started talking about vegetables

[00:01:55] To the wives of all my coworkers

[00:01:58] Yeah cruelty to animals

[00:02:00] She thinks because

[00:02:02] She reads books

[00:02:03] She must be smarter

[00:02:04] But now when I close my eyes

[00:02:06] I'll be f**king Jimmy Carter

[00:02:09] Oh no

[00:02:13] Oh no no

[00:02:18] Oh no no

[00:02:33] Couldn't you have just nodded and smile

[00:02:36] From nine to twelve P M

[00:02:39] Instead of telling your conspiracy theories

[00:02:43] To all my bosses

[00:02:46] And all my friends

[00:02:48] The b**ch went nutz

[00:02:51] Started putting down the christians

[00:02:53] And all about what the white man

[00:02:55] Did to the indians

[00:02:57] How could I know

[00:03:00] That she never done blow before

[00:03:02] She shouted f**k dick cheney

[00:03:05] And then she puked on the Franklin's floor

[00:03:07] Oh no

[00:03:25] Oh no

[00:03:29] Oh no no

[00:03:33] Oh no no

[00:03:38] Oh no

[00:03:43] Oh right