《龙虎风云会第211回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 二爷武英杰登台亮相

[00:00:04] 登上圣人台

[00:00:08] 这小伙子太狂了

[00:00:12] 比白瑞还狂得多

[00:00:15] 有时候他也想改

[00:00:18] 但改不了

[00:00:19] 他这个嘴没把门儿的

[00:00:23] 大哥不放心啊

[00:00:26] 五大爷登台

[00:00:27] 再三劝告

[00:00:29] 兄弟千万谨慎

[00:00:32] 别说过头的话

[00:00:35] 别手下无情

[00:00:38] 憋出人命

[00:00:40] 二一看

[00:00:41] 没办法了

[00:00:41] 哥别唠叨了

[00:00:45] 这是什么地儿

[00:00:46] 这是玩命的战场

[00:00:49] 我想饶人家

[00:00:51] 人家饶不饶我呀

[00:00:53] 总之我不是孩子

[00:00:55] 哥哥你就放心吧

[00:00:58] 快走吧

[00:01:00] 打野没有办法

[00:01:02] 口感哀声

[00:01:03] 从圣人台上下来

[00:01:06] 他回去归做

[00:01:08] 咱不提

[00:01:09] 单说吴英杰手中

[00:01:12] 一看这条亮银盘龙戟

[00:01:16] 对继承da 说

[00:01:19] 着吃了

[00:01:20] 没有你放屁

[00:01:22] 我用不着吃一天天

[00:01:26] 我笑呵呵地提示你

[00:01:28] 你怎么还翻脸

[00:01:31] 你张嘴怎么就伤人呢

[00:01:34] 这也不像是出家得道的人

[00:01:36] 嘿嘿

[00:01:38] 看来啊

[00:01:39] 你是假三清弟子

[00:01:42] 今年也就教育教育你

[00:01:45] 你伸手且不走

[00:01:48] 招见

[00:01:50] 九头身

[00:01:51] 脚也真气坏

[00:01:54] 舞动双剑

[00:01:55] 玩儿命地进雾

[00:02:03] 书中代言

[00:02:05] JG 盛达也不是好惹的

[00:02:08] 你看

[00:02:09] 咱说

[00:02:10] 他似乎没多大的能耐

[00:02:13] 他竟碰上硬人

[00:02:16] 要遇上一般的人

[00:02:18] 他的能力早显露出来

[00:02:21] 偏干的倒霉

[00:02:23] 今儿个玉是个武二爷

[00:02:25] 我这位这条大几可不吃醋

[00:02:29] 乌龙摆尾

[00:02:31] 怪蟒翻身

[00:02:32] 白蛇吐信

[00:02:34] 把这条大街五栋也是活灵活现呢

[00:02:38] 跟交融出水相似

[00:02:41] 万年金星

[00:02:44] 满台飞舞

[00:02:46] 台上台下

[00:02:48] 多少万人瞪眼看着

[00:02:52] 听说这小伙子可真厉害

[00:02:56] 达到了十几个回合

[00:02:59] 就听武英杰喊了一声

[00:03:02] 注意啊

[00:03:03] 要放血了

[00:03:05] 先扎你的左肩头

[00:03:08] 注意啪啪啪

[00:03:10] 啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:03:11] 哎哟

[00:03:15] 吴英杰往下一撤

[00:03:17] 手托大吉

[00:03:19] 问

[00:03:20] 继承da Cheng Lu

[00:03:22] 先上点药

[00:03:24] 把伤口包扎包扎

[00:03:27] 继承da 的左肩肉厚的地方

[00:03:30] 来了个三角小眼

[00:03:33] 那些滋滋往外冒啊

[00:03:40] 我叫你拿尺量量一寸深

[00:03:43] 指定差不了

[00:03:45] 你狂修头朝建

[00:03:49] 二次摆件

[00:03:50] 发动进攻

[00:03:52] 吴英杰嬉皮笑脸

[00:03:55] 没拿这场打斗当回事儿

[00:03:58] 说明他功力太深

[00:04:01] 啪啪啪啪只猪猪

[00:04:04] 注意要扎又剪头了啊

[00:04:09] 可小心了

[00:04:11] 继承da 针就留上神了

[00:04:14] 但是防不胜防

[00:04:16] 一个没留神

[00:04:18] 哎呀

[00:04:19] 我的娘

[00:04:21] 又多了个三角口子

[00:04:23] 内斜刺就窜出来

[00:04:27] 两肩受伤

[00:04:29] 俩胳膊都难抬呀

[00:04:32] 这张还有法打吗

[00:04:34] 几个照片左腿

[00:04:37] 哎哟右腿

[00:04:40] 毛了

[00:04:40] 四级

[00:04:43] 这人简直是丢进啊

[00:04:46] 继承da 就像疯了一样

[00:04:48] 浑身是血

[00:04:49] 还往上进攻

[00:04:52] 最后吴英杰不打了

[00:04:53] 嘿嘿

[00:04:54] 算了算了

[00:04:56] 我老大

[00:04:57] 你怎么属疯狗的

[00:04:59] 你败了

[00:05:01] 二爷我手下留了得了

[00:05:03] 你懂不懂啊

[00:05:05] 你干什么耍老猫肉

[00:05:08] 不要脸

[00:05:09] 我告诉你啊

[00:05:10] 你把我惹急了

[00:05:12] 我在你心窝上给你毛个眼儿

[00:05:15] 我扎你个透心凉

[00:05:18] 我把你穿了蛤蟆穿了糖葫芦

[00:05:21] 你信不信啊

[00:05:24] 哎呀

[00:05:24] 气死我也

[00:05:28] 正在这时

[00:05:30] 金灯剑客夏随良赶紧派天绝僧D 觉僧帮着抬去去去把他拉回来

[00:05:39] 俩和尚不容分说到上面把宝剑给夺过来

[00:05:45] 抱怨

[00:05:45] 抱怨

[00:05:46] 清醒清醒

[00:05:48] 你疯了

[00:05:49] 快点下来

[00:05:50] 我不

[00:05:51] 我拼了

[00:05:53] 听不了

[00:05:54] 你不是人家的对手

[00:05:57] 听话

[00:05:57] 草

[00:05:59] 不容分说

[00:06:01] 把继承da Xia 夏盛人才

[00:06:05] 金灯剑客双眉紧锁

[00:06:08] 嗯

[00:06:09] 没用的东西

[00:06:12] 抬头调制上涨

[00:06:15] 其实一按上皮里肉外

[00:06:19] 扎那小伙其实没有一寸深

[00:06:22] 那叫开玩笑

[00:06:23] 就点破他肉皮

[00:06:26] 这玩意儿痛苦难当

[00:06:28] 马上给上场止血的药止疼药贴上膏药

[00:06:34] 用不着包扎

[00:06:37] 继承da

[00:06:37] 没事儿也就歇些

[00:06:39] 日子也就好了

[00:06:41] 不过这个跟头栽不起

[00:06:44] 从此九头身雕

[00:06:47] 名声扫地

[00:06:48] 一文不值

[00:06:51] 单说521

[00:06:54] 笑嘻嘻地对天下人说

[00:06:57] 仲未啊

[00:06:59] 看见没看见

[00:07:00] 刚才那个主不吃素啊

[00:07:04] 不是没能耐

[00:07:06] 不过在我面前显得没能耐

[00:07:10] 他倒霉他就是我了

[00:07:12] 谁让我本事这么高呢

[00:07:14] A 因此给他来了四个眼儿

[00:07:19] 这伤不太重

[00:07:20] 过两天呢

[00:07:21] 保证康复

[00:07:23] 我还准备下一次见面的时候再给他扎四个眼儿

[00:07:28] 指定还在原来地方给他扎进去

[00:07:32] 大伙说好吗

[00:07:34] 好啊

[00:07:39] 多谢众位

[00:07:40] 多谢众位捧场

[00:07:44] 我说的第二个找谁呢

[00:07:48] 你们可别分开啊

[00:07:50] 我叫

[00:07:51] 今儿开始我选上了

[00:07:54] D 2 I 想起来了

[00:07:57] 我这有个叫三尺地灵魔D 小葛

[00:08:02] 叫陆坤哪滚下来

[00:08:05] 你装什么

[00:08:06] 云南大瓣蒜

[00:08:08] 你不人五人六的吗

[00:08:09] 你下来

[00:08:11] 入昆吓的一缩脖子

[00:08:15] 你说话好狂啊

[00:08:19] 我要不登台

[00:08:21] 顿时就丢人了

[00:08:23] 陆坤也好斗啊

[00:08:25] 把脑瓜一堵上

[00:08:27] 称称称

[00:08:29] 飞身形跳上圣人台

[00:08:34] 台下那么多人一看

[00:08:39] 都乐了

[00:08:40] 乐什么呢

[00:08:42] 乐的个儿太小

[00:08:45] 整个的侏儒

[00:08:47] 这个比那个桌子稍微猛了一点

[00:08:51] 看后影不到十岁的小孩子

[00:08:56] 看前头小老头

[00:08:59] 脑瓜不大

[00:09:01] 长得跟撇头相似

[00:09:03] 满脸都是褶子

[00:09:05] 一李山江湖往前撅着一对小红眼珠溜圆儿沾凉

[00:09:12] 上面三道眼皮儿

[00:09:14] 下面三道眼皮儿

[00:09:16] 跟着母猴差不多少

[00:09:19] 秃脑门子光头顶

[00:09:21] 有那么20几根头发

[00:09:24] 还梳个小嘴儿

[00:09:26] 周身上下火炭红

[00:09:29] 披着一丈三尺多长的大斗篷拖地

[00:09:34] 怎么看怎么是猩猩变

[00:09:37] 怎么看怎么像活猴

[00:09:40] 嗯

[00:09:42] 人们这才主要讲客气啊

[00:09:45] 这就是大名鼎鼎的三尺地灵魔

[00:09:50] 这J 绰号太正确了

[00:09:53] 真是个蘑菇头看看

[00:09:57] 在看三尺地灵魔

[00:09:59] 登上圣人台

[00:10:01] 用小手一指啊

[00:10:07] 吴英杰呀

[00:10:09] 你特意的狂傲

[00:10:13] 你是不是想自以为是啊

[00:10:16] 哪儿冒出来个天帝派米算该井

[00:10:21] 你真是大言不惭

[00:10:24] 从老人家我这儿说

[00:10:26] 我就不承认

[00:10:29] 你无非学了点损招

[00:10:32] 钻了个空子

[00:10:33] 捡了个便宜

[00:10:35] 今天跟我老人家伸手恐怕

[00:10:40] 你可没有好果子吃吃了a

[00:10:46] 让天下人看看老爷子你怎么长这么个德行

[00:10:53] 你爹你娘

[00:10:54] 怎么生出你这么个怪物

[00:10:57] 你瞅你

[00:10:58] 没

[00:10:58] 三块豆腐高

[00:11:00] 你是不是个怪物

[00:11:02] 我说谁给你送的

[00:11:04] 这个绰号三尺地灵魔太正确了

[00:11:09] 我要给你送个绰号

[00:11:11] 我就管你叫狗尿苔

[00:11:15] 你有什么能耐人称剑客

[00:11:19] 二爷

[00:11:19] 我不服气儿

[00:11:21] 今儿个只因点心叫你亮亮相a

[00:11:25] 咱俩新手呢

[00:11:26] 我先把丑话说到头

[00:11:28] 前儿你比继承da 也强不了多少

[00:11:32] 我扎你哪呢

[00:11:34] 嗯

[00:11:35] 这样吧

[00:11:37] 我扎你这俩脚面外加俩耳朵

[00:11:41] 我瞅你这耳朵跟那个猪差不多少忽闪忽闪地一边儿来个眼儿

[00:11:47] 将来好带耳环

[00:11:49] 好了你活啦明来

[00:11:55] 可把三尺地灵魔气坏了

[00:11:58] 怎么说话的东西气人哪

[00:12:01] 舌头板子压死人

[00:12:03] 一点都不假

[00:12:05] 在看陆空串

[00:12:08] 闪掉披风

[00:12:10] 里边短一小半

[00:12:13] 别看个儿不高

[00:12:14] 詹灵巧脚趾的一点排版飞身惊悬

[00:12:20] 起了一丈多高

[00:12:22] 从空中一三个双掌一合

[00:12:25] 搂头盖屏往下变杂Java 皮

[00:12:31] 铁砂掌啊

[00:12:33] 别看个儿小

[00:12:35] 人有古怪的相貌

[00:12:37] 必有古怪的能耐

[00:12:39] 这叫单掌开碑

[00:12:41] 即使如粉拍在脑门子上

[00:12:43] XX 就得拍碎

[00:12:46] 五二爷

[00:12:47] 看你亲戚还来的好善慕闪身

[00:12:53] 把这一挡躲开

[00:12:54] 抓就立即分心变色

[00:12:58] 在看三尺碧

[00:12:59] 林柏往旁边一转身白耍

[00:13:03] 大吉走空

[00:13:05] 二爷搬几头县级

[00:13:08] 总抽他的后脑海

[00:13:14] 这家来得快如闪电

[00:13:18] 把路昆可下个不停

[00:13:20] 赶紧往下一搓深

[00:13:21] 哎

[00:13:24] 急转窗空

[00:13:26] 紧跟着二人就斗在一处

[00:13:30] 要说起进入困

[00:13:33] 比九头身标高了一大块

[00:13:37] 个小灵活

[00:13:39] 善于忐忑

[00:13:41] 而且双掌声有功夫

[00:13:44] 出手不见

[00:13:46] 绝非平常

[00:13:48] 只为再看他的身形

[00:13:51] 围着二年兵直转

[00:13:53] 呼上六下

[00:13:54] 忽左就右

[00:13:56] 有时候从卡巴裆底下钻过去

[00:13:59] 有时候从胳膊肘底下过去

[00:14:02] 二爷一边打着一边盘算

[00:14:05] 看样子这个陆坤比继承da 药膏一大块

[00:14:12] 跟他呀

[00:14:13] 别好使话

[00:14:15] 丑了就改变一下

[00:14:18] 我来个先发制人

[00:14:20] 想的事儿啊

[00:14:23] 注意啊

[00:14:25] 左边的耳朵要给你转芽儿啦

[00:14:29] 陆坤有点发毛啊

[00:14:32] 知道这吴英杰说话算数

[00:14:35] 对左边这个耳朵特别留神

[00:14:38] 哪知道贾英杰冒会

[00:14:42] 根本没扎他

[00:14:43] 左耳疼

[00:14:44] Ben 在幼儿的下手了

[00:14:46] 出这一集

[00:14:49] 哎呀

[00:14:50] 你怎么扎这边右眼这不扎这边

[00:14:55] 你说倒霉不倒霉

[00:14:56] 你持证的功夫左右耳一边来个眼儿

[00:15:00] 老百姓饿得肚子都疼啊

[00:15:07] 在看三尺地灵魔往上一蹦

[00:15:10] 多高啊好哇

[00:15:14] 你敢损害你的五官

[00:15:17] 今天我跟你拼了

[00:15:20] 别着急啊

[00:15:21] 脚面上还有眼儿呢

[00:15:23] 一边儿一个

[00:15:25] 你就留神吧

[00:15:30] 啦啦啦啦

[00:15:34] 就这么痛苦呢

[00:15:36] 出手如电

[00:15:37] 防不胜防

[00:15:40] D 铰链可夸张

[00:15:42] 这两下抓的还挺重

[00:15:44] 一边儿来个三角的窟窿

[00:15:47] 把筋给挑了

[00:15:49] 三尺地灵魔再能耐也扛不住了

[00:15:52] 哎哟了一声

[00:15:53] 翻身坐了

[00:15:56] 抱着两只脚

[00:15:58] 又台上翻滚咕咕咕咕

[00:16:01] 哎呀

[00:16:02] 疼死我了

[00:16:03] 哎呀

[00:16:04] 疼死我了

[00:16:05] 满台都是鲜血

[00:16:08] 二爷一看把大几收住了

[00:16:10] 怎么样

[00:16:11] 我说话历来算数吧

[00:16:13] A 6 坤

[00:16:14] 你不能蹦吗

[00:16:16] 最后我教你太笨

[00:16:19] 起码你得爬半年

[00:16:22] 得少做多少坏事二

[00:16:24] 我可告诉你

[00:16:26] 这是我大哥劝了我了

[00:16:28] 我大哥要不劝我

[00:16:30] 我扎你个透心凉

[00:16:33] 还是那句话

[00:16:34] 我把你穿了哈

[00:16:37] 我说下雪量怎么不派人把他抬下去叫他活受罪

[00:16:43] 我瞅着都心疼

[00:16:46] 你说这是真的吗

[00:16:48] 话里带着刺儿

[00:16:51] 金灯剑客夏随良赶紧派人掘僧龙绝僧上台去就陆坤这大个儿上了台

[00:17:01] 不容分说

[00:17:02] 架起三尺地灵魔从圣人台上下来

[00:17:08] 夏学良派专人验伤进行止血

[00:17:12] 进行包扎

[00:17:15] 但是下垂量一看呢

[00:17:16] 入昆D 商可挺重啊

[00:17:19] 没有

[00:17:20] 半年下不了地

[00:17:22] 那怎么办呢

[00:17:23] 打仗没好手

[00:17:25] 哎哟

[00:17:26] 把金灯大剑恨得牙根都痒痒

[00:17:29] 先说好你个吴英杰

[00:17:32] 你等着我呢

[00:17:34] 我先叫你的作

[00:17:36] 我先教你斗死

[00:17:38] 到一定的时候一张把你灌死

[00:17:43] 按揭下水量怎么不提

[00:17:46] 单说吴英杰连胜两阵没费吹灰之力

[00:17:52] 谈笑风生

[00:17:53] 潇洒自如

[00:17:56] 把大姐依托

[00:17:58] 冲着台下说

[00:18:00] 怎么样怎么样

[00:18:01] 你看着好哇

[00:18:05] 好觉的功夫

[00:18:07] 奔驰太大了

[00:18:09] 扎得太过瘾啦

[00:18:16] 多谢各位捧场

[00:18:18] 多谢捧场

[00:18:20] 我这身上刚见一点热

[00:18:23] 也就是说

[00:18:24] 刚来了兴趣儿

[00:18:27] 我还得且DAA

[00:18:30] 哎呀

[00:18:30] 再请第三位谁呢

[00:18:34] 嗯

[00:18:37] 就你就你内坨大的

[00:18:40] 你请上台

[00:18:42] 仲未知道她是谁吗

[00:18:44] 昆仑山的山是壁球、卧佛、昆仑僧

[00:18:51] 大和尚请请上台来就叫你吧

[00:18:55] 有胆子上来没胆子认输

[00:18:58] 你就说我不敢拉倒

[00:19:01] 怎么样弥陀佛

[00:19:08] 把坤生气的

[00:19:10] 好像没发昏

[00:19:12] 听说这个吴英杰这小子太损点

[00:19:17] 前者在通天冠愣扒我的衣服

[00:19:22] 我都不知道她用的什么招受辱之仇

[00:19:26] 至今未报啊

[00:19:29] 你还敢指名点信就好

[00:19:31] 今天我岂能如你

[00:19:35] 再看这家伙一伸手

[00:19:37] 抄起了金陵九连环图

[00:19:43] 飞身登上圣人台

[00:19:47] 把九连环一倍

[00:19:49] 弥陀佛

[00:19:51] 老衲来了

[00:19:59] 你知道为什么我非要你多大

[00:20:03] 我知道你恨我

[00:20:05] 大仇没报

[00:20:07] 叫你当众受辱

[00:20:09] 你能不恨我吗

[00:20:11] 今儿个把你找来

[00:20:13] 叫你出出气

[00:20:15] 但是我是叫你出去

[00:20:17] 你有没有这个本事

[00:20:19] 我就不清楚了

[00:20:21] 这不你带着家把式来了吗

[00:20:23] 咱俩就比划比划

[00:20:25] 有能耐你一九连环把我拍着

[00:20:29] 打个骨断筋折

[00:20:32] 打个脑浆迸裂

[00:20:34] 怎么的都行

[00:20:35] 别看你们这块明文规定

[00:20:38] 点到为止

[00:20:39] 但是呢

[00:20:40] 过分点

[00:20:41] 我认为无所谓

[00:20:44] 武术好学

[00:20:46] 寸手难练

[00:20:47] 10 寸不住手了

[00:20:49] 就许出事儿

[00:20:51] 刚才我那不就那么回事儿嘛

[00:20:53] 是不是呢

[00:20:54] 你最好能爆出你要抱不了出昆仑僧啊

[00:20:59] 今儿你惨了

[00:21:01] 就你这坨

[00:21:03] 能有350 斤没有啊

[00:21:06] 我得多给你来几个眼儿

[00:21:09] 因为你里边那血多

[00:21:12] 我好好给你放点血

[00:21:14] 你看好吗你狂

[00:21:18] 吴英杰

[00:21:19] 小贝今天难逃公道a

[00:21:25] 等等你说什么

[00:21:28] 叫我难逃公道

[00:21:31] 你还配说公道二字吗

[00:21:34] 哎哎

[00:21:36] 让天下各位听一听你都干了哪些事儿

[00:21:40] 我可听说呀

[00:21:42] 你的宝贝徒弟

[00:21:45] 莲花门总门掌飞云道长郭长达

[00:21:49] 对吧

[00:21:51] 你说这个wo ta ma

[00:21:52] 胆子多大

[00:21:54] 跑到皇上眼皮底下去把八王爷给绑架了

[00:21:59] 啊

[00:21:59] 藏在莲花观

[00:22:02] He 那些人为非作歹

[00:22:05] 后来公然跟开封子弟叫号

[00:22:08] 又摆了一做什么

[00:22:10] 八王擂

[00:22:11] 遍请天下的英雄给他助威

[00:22:14] 最后你也去了

[00:22:17] 你徒弟干了些什么事

[00:22:19] 你不清楚

[00:22:21] 你挺大个岁数

[00:22:23] 你是非不清黑白颠倒啊

[00:22:27] 你是个糊了八涂地大晕头

[00:22:30] 彻头彻尾的大混蛋

[00:22:34] 你还是佛门弟子

[00:22:36] 佛门弟子有像你这样的吗

[00:22:39] 你看看那正经的三宝门人都什么样

[00:22:43] 那非常慈悲

[00:22:45] 说话非常和美

[00:22:48] 人家扫地不伤蝼蚁命

[00:22:50] 爱惜飞蛾纱罩灯

[00:22:53] 慈悲为本善念为怀呀

[00:22:57] 那才叫出家人呢

[00:22:59] 你瞅你满脸横肉

[00:23:02] 贼光四射的眼珠子

[00:23:05] 你是杀生害命

[00:23:08] 纵徒行凶

[00:23:10] 对抗国法王章

[00:23:13] 你

[00:23:13] 你算个什么东西

[00:23:15] 你还说我如何如之何

[00:23:18] 我告诉你

[00:23:19] 你二爷比你强多了

[00:23:21] 从人品上你差的太远

[00:23:26] 小贝你猪头耍嘴皮子没有用修操着家伙

[00:23:34] 哼

[00:23:37] 连着就拍了三下

[00:23:40] 吴英杰一热

[00:23:42] 昆仑song

[00:23:43] 今儿个我给你放洗