《Dumb Dick (Richard)》歌词

[00:00:00] Dumb Dick (Richard) - kool moe dee

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[00:00:39] Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say

[00:00:41] About a homeboy from back in the day

[00:00:43] His name was Richard some called him Rick

[00:00:46] But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick

[00:00:48] When we were growin up we stuck with each other

[00:00:51] Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother

[00:00:54] We had a lotta fun when we were kids

[00:00:56] We always overlooked the dumb things he did

[00:00:58] But the fun was over when we got to high school

[00:01:01] Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool

[00:01:03] We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed

[00:01:05] One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed

[00:01:08] We wouldn't go to class always think about ass

[00:01:10] Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last

[00:01:13] Girls was all he was thinkin about

[00:01:15] If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out

[00:01:18] When he did drop out he felt no shame

[00:01:20] And if you ask me he had the right name

[00:01:23] Cause he hated to go but he loved to come

[00:01:25] That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb

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[00:01:38] He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive

[00:01:40] So he went out and got him a 9 to 5

[00:01:42] Although he was lazy he had to work

[00:01:45] Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk

[00:01:47] As fast as he made it his money was spent

[00:01:50] When it came to girls he didn't care where he went

[00:01:52] He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch "

[00:01:55] And it was no tellin what he would catch

[00:01:57] He was in the doctor's office almost every week

[00:02:00] He became so popular everybody'd speak

[00:02:02] When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)

[00:02:04] And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)

[00:02:07] Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice

[00:02:09] But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose

[00:02:12] He was in love with another girl every day

[00:02:14] And when we asked him why he'd only say

[00:02:17] I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun

[00:02:19] I need a lotta girls can't have just one

[00:02:22] I can understand that but this is kind of insane

[00:02:24] Sometimes I wonder if his brain

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[00:03:16] He lost his girl when he lost his job

[00:03:18] So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob

[00:03:20] He hustled on the streets cause he had no choice

[00:03:23] And every day you'd hear his voice

[00:03:25] Sayin "Jumbos I got it good"

[00:03:27] But he never made the money that a hustler could

[00:03:30] Cause when he was standin out on the corner

[00:03:32] If a girl walked by he was right up on her

[00:03:35] He was so hot his heat couldn't be measured

[00:03:37] To him his business was his pleasure

[00:03:40] A one-track mind and as a matter of fact

[00:03:42] He changed his name to Daddy Mack

[00:03:45] The people on the streets he was workin for

[00:03:47] Cut him off now he's just plain old poor

[00:03:50] And all his girls left because they never cared

[00:03:52] The were leeches for a dollar and they got their share

[00:03:54] Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick

[00:03:57] And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick

[00:04:01] Well he's still around but now he's a bum

[00:04:03] Chasin bag ladies he's the same old Dumb

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