《My Home Town》歌词

[00:00:00] My Home Town - Tom Lehrer

[00:00:01] Written by：Lehrer

[00:00:13] I really have a yen

[00:00:16] To go back once again

[00:00:18] Back to the place where no one wears a frown

[00:00:23] To see once more those super special just plain folks

[00:00:27] In my home town

[00:00:33] No fellow could ignore

[00:00:36] The little girl next door

[00:00:38] She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown

[00:00:42] Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free

[00:00:46] In my home town

[00:00:51] I remember Dan the druggist on the corner' e

[00:00:57] Was never mean or ornery

[00:00:59] He was swell

[00:01:02] He killed his mother in law and ground her up real well

[00:01:07] And sprinkled just a bit

[00:01:09] Over each banana split

[00:01:12] The guy that taught us math

[00:01:15] Who never took a bath

[00:01:17] Acquired a certain measure of renown

[00:01:22] And after school he sold the most amazing pictures

[00:01:26] In my home town

[00:01:32] That fellow was no fool

[00:01:34] Who taught our Sunday school

[00:01:37] And neither was our kindly parson brown

[00:01:42] We're recording tonight so I have to leave this line out

[00:01:46] In my home town

[00:01:50] I remember Sam he was the village idiot

[00:01:56] And though it seems a pity it

[00:01:59] Was so

[00:02:00] He loved to burn down houses just to watch the glow

[00:02:06] And nothing could be done

[00:02:08] Because he was the mayor's son

[00:02:11] The guy that took a knife

[00:02:13] And monogrammed his wife

[00:02:16] Then dropped her in the pond and watched her drown

[00:02:20] Oh yes indeed the people there are just plain folks

[00:02:25] In my home town