《Here Comes The Judge》歌词

[00:00:00] Here Comes The Judge - Pigmeat Markham

[00:00:01] Written by：Robert Dade/Sarah Harvey/Dewey Markham/Dick Allen

[00:00:03] Hear ye hear ye

[00:00:04] This court is now in session

[00:00:06] His honor Judge

[00:00:07] Pigmeat Markham presiding

[00:00:15] Hear ye hear ye

[00:00:16] The court of swing is

[00:00:17] Just about ready to do that thing

[00:00:19] I don't want no tears

[00:00:20] I don't want no lies

[00:00:22] Above all I don't want no alibis

[00:00:24] This judge is hip and that ain't all

[00:00:27] He'll give you time if you're big or small

[00:00:29] Fall in line for this court is neat

[00:00:32] Peace brother

[00:00:33] Uh oh here come the Judge

[00:00:35] Here comes the Judge

[00:00:36] Everybody knows

[00:00:37] That he is the Judge

[00:00:44] Everybody near and far

[00:00:46] I'm going to Paris to stop this war

[00:00:48] All those kids gotta listen to me

[00:00:50] Because I am the judge

[00:00:52] And you can plainly see

[00:00:53] I want a big round table when I get there

[00:00:55] I won't sit down to one that's square

[00:00:58] I wanna lay down the law

[00:00:59] To them that brought it

[00:01:00] I'll bust some head

[00:01:01] Because I am the judge

[00:01:03] He is the Judge

[00:01:04] He is the Judge

[00:01:05] Everybody knows

[00:01:06] That he is the Judge

[00:01:09] Who's there I is I is who

[00:01:11] I is your next door neighbor

[00:01:15] Order order order

[00:01:17] Order in this courtroom

[00:01:18] Order in this courtroom

[00:01:19] Judge your honorship hi sir

[00:01:21] Did I hear you say order in the court

[00:01:24] Yes I said order

[00:01:25] Well I'll take two cans of beer please

[00:01:28] He is the Judge

[00:01:29] He is the Judge

[00:01:30] Everybody knows

[00:01:31] That he is the Judge

[00:01:37] I had a chat with Ho Chi Min

[00:01:39] With cheap rice wine and chased with gin

[00:01:42] Won't take long unless I miss my guess

[00:01:44] I'll have you out of this doggone mess

[00:01:51] I sent a cable to Bob and Mac

[00:01:54] Let them know I'm coming back

[00:01:56] Sit right down with Rock and Nick

[00:01:59] Teach them boys some of pigmeat's tricks

[00:02:01] Oh oh judge your honor pigmeat sir

[00:02:04] Don't you remember me

[00:02:05] No who are you boy

[00:02:06] Well I'm the feller that introduced

[00:02:08] You to your wife to my wife

[00:02:09] Yeah life you son of a gun you

[00:02:16] Come November election time

[00:02:18] You vote your way I'll vote mine

[00:02:21] Case there's a tie and

[00:02:22] The money gets spent

[00:02:23] Vote for pigmeat Markham president

[00:02:25] I am the Judge I am the Judge

[00:02:28] Everybody knows I am the Judge

[00:02:30] I am the Judge I am the Judge

[00:02:33] Everybody knows that he is the Judge

[00:02:35] Now everybody know I am the Judge