《王二奶思夫》歌词

[00:00:00] 王二奶思夫 - 赵本山

[00:00:01] 一只孤雁往南飞

[00:00:06] 一阵凄凉一阵悲

[00:00:10] 老王去世一年整

[00:00:13] 只见去来没见回

[00:00:35] 王二奶坐房中语泪盈盈啊

[00:00:56] 思想起王永祥啊我地老公啊哎哎呀

[00:01:20] 老头子你去世呀啊正好一年整啊

[00:01:30] 抛下我一个人孤苦伶仃

[00:01:39] 白日里没人陪我说点贴心的话呀

[00:01:48] 到夜晚我上床来呀摸哪都冷冰冰啊

[00:01:56] 苦了吧的做了一个思夫地病

[00:02:01] 整日里闹心巴拉

[00:02:05] 差点没把我折腾疯啊

[00:02:22] 王二奶呀泪滔滔哇

[00:02:30] 楼下来了哇那就两只猫

[00:02:39] 老公猫就在前边它就喵喵地叫哇

[00:02:47] 后边跟着一个老母猫哇

[00:02:51] 公猫前边直蹬腿呀

[00:02:55] 母猫在后边弓弓腰哇

[00:02:59] 二奶越看我越来气呀

[00:03:03] 脱下布鞋我去打猫哇

[00:03:07] 也就是二奶我呀用力过猛啊

[00:03:15] 把布鞋打进了哇

[00:03:18] 邻居里地酱缸里去了哇

[00:03:22] 正赶上邻居的儿媳妇她就去倒酱啊

[00:03:29] 把我布鞋当茄包哇

[00:03:32] 吭哧上前就咬一口哇

[00:03:35] 又骚又臭又皮胶哇

[00:03:38] 烂糊糊地茄子包

[00:03:41] 你咋还淹坏了啊哎呀

[00:03:55] 王二奶呀泪汪汪

[00:04:02] 想老公想地我呀脸都焦黄啊

[00:04:09] 三天吃不下一碗饭啊

[00:04:16] 两天喝不下半碗汤啊

[00:04:23] 一碗饭来半碗汤啊

[00:04:26] 瘦地我是前腔贴后腔啊

[00:04:30] 脚下底布鞋我都穿也穿不住哇

[00:04:36] 手上地戒子就叽了咣当啊

[00:04:40] 未成走路哇我就上厕所呀

[00:04:47] 不扶桌子也得扶墙啊

[00:04:50] 老公你走一日我就墙上画一道啊

[00:04:57] 你走了两日呀道就成双

[00:05:04] 老公你一共走了一年整啊

[00:05:11] 我横三竖四呀我都画满墙啊

[00:05:18] 要不是咱大儿子呀把我那看得紧哪

[00:05:25] 从开原顺着铁路

[00:05:28] 一直就画到沈阳啊哎哎呀

[00:05:44] 自从你走后啊我天天把你想啊

[00:05:56] 邻居地陈老二呀

[00:06:00] 过来就把媒人当啊哎哎啊

[00:06:17] 他言说北门外有了一个张铁匠啊啊

[00:06:24] 不但他有存款而且还有那别墅房啊

[00:06:31] 别看他七十多岁体格

[00:06:35] 可贼拉拉地棒啊啊

[00:06:38] 嫁给他几天后哇

[00:06:41] 就能治好你地创伤啊啊哎哎呀

[00:06:55] 闻听此言肺气炸呀

[00:06:59] 骂声小陈二你太狂拉

[00:07:03] 我走地端来行地正啊

[00:07:06] 生活作风总得往过尝啊

[00:07:10] 现在是考验我的关键时刻呀

[00:07:14] 你不要哄我背叛老王啊

[00:07:17] 虽然老年婚姻是国家提倡呀

[00:07:21] 陈二我告诉你啊你这小王八犊子

[00:07:24] 你别给我想那歪的我告诉你啊

[00:07:26] 我就是想汉子想死喽

[00:07:28] 我也不把二奶当啊哎