《三侠剑073集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 萧金台总辖大寨主民是穷

[00:00:06] 厚着脸皮当众宣布

[00:00:10] 今天可谓英雄盛会

[00:00:15] 大家看一看三山五岳的英雄

[00:00:19] 水旱两路D 豪杰

[00:00:23] 五宗13 派

[00:00:24] 81 门户的高人

[00:00:27] 差不多都相聚在萧金台

[00:00:32] 可谓空前的盛会

[00:00:36] 难得的好机会

[00:00:39] 说交登

[00:00:42] 交到保人是小

[00:00:45] 大伙儿切磋无意是大

[00:00:49] 难得的盛会吗

[00:00:51] 见高人不能交臂失之

[00:00:55] 我提议

[00:00:56] 今天咱们来个十阵赌输赢

[00:01:03] 咋回去呀

[00:01:04] 还真能出点子

[00:01:06] 怎么又冒出个十阵赌输赢呢

[00:01:10] 听听他的下文

[00:01:13] 您是穷

[00:01:14] 接着说

[00:01:16] 这时阵赌输赢

[00:01:19] 六胜四负为准

[00:01:23] 比方说圣老民工上来六镇

[00:01:28] 我们萧金台以及被请来的主儿就认了

[00:01:33] 输了

[00:01:35] 不但教灯见人

[00:01:38] 我还跟着任凭发落

[00:01:43] 不知大家听清没听

[00:01:45] 清话又说回来了

[00:01:48] 比方说

[00:01:50] 圣老民工

[00:01:51] 万一败了

[00:01:53] 您放心

[00:01:54] Bye 了也没关系

[00:01:57] 咱们一笑了知

[00:01:59] 我照样交登县人

[00:02:02] 大家都听清了吧

[00:02:04] 都听清

[00:02:05] 蜡都听清了

[00:02:07] 好

[00:02:09] 现在咱们就开始这头一阵比输赢

[00:02:16] 上饶民国

[00:02:18] 你不会有异议吧

[00:02:21] 问圣经有意见没有

[00:02:24] 圣樱豁出来了

[00:02:26] 准知道不能那么顺当

[00:02:29] 既来之则安之

[00:02:31] 剩三爷一笑

[00:02:33] 大债主

[00:02:35] 客随主便

[00:02:37] 我随着就是了

[00:02:38] 好好好

[00:02:40] 痛快痛快

[00:02:42] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:02:47] 民事穷归做把掌中

[00:02:50] 令子琪疑惑

[00:02:53] 头一阵开始

[00:02:56] 在看他身后第三排头一把椅子

[00:03:00] 站起一个人来

[00:03:02] 这人在那儿坐着不显眼

[00:03:04] 这一站起来

[00:03:05] He 恨不能把天捅个窟窿

[00:03:10] 真是人高马大呀

[00:03:13] 这个儿怎么长来的

[00:03:17] 按现在新词来说

[00:03:20] 他身高没有二米三也差不多少

[00:03:25] 就这么个大块头

[00:03:27] 晃晃悠悠

[00:03:29] 跟闲到神相似

[00:03:32] 别看个儿大

[00:03:33] 这人可不含傻

[00:03:37] 按照一般规律

[00:03:38] 个儿太高了

[00:03:40] 这人就发痴呆

[00:03:42] 呃

[00:03:43] 这人则不然

[00:03:45] 精明

[00:03:47] 四方大脸浓眉毛大

[00:03:50] 豹子眼

[00:03:51] 30岁左右

[00:03:53] 有点短胡子

[00:03:54] 长个儿大

[00:03:56] 身体挺灵便

[00:03:59] 来到民是穷金钱

[00:04:02] 大债主

[00:04:03] 头一阵

[00:04:04] 应该是我吧

[00:04:07] 那是自然行吧

[00:04:09] 是

[00:04:11] 这大个子

[00:04:12] 来

[00:04:13] 道院正中冲着周围一抱拳

[00:04:16] 尤其冲着圣婴笑着点了点头

[00:04:21] 老民国

[00:04:23] 13 省总镖局各位英雄

[00:04:27] 我先来个自我介绍

[00:04:30] 在下姓于

[00:04:31] 我叫于大力

[00:04:35] 你哪的

[00:04:37] 我是肖凤台D

[00:04:39] 总辖大寨主哦

[00:04:43] 大伙儿这才明白

[00:04:45] 五湖三台

[00:04:47] 八大名山

[00:04:48] 这三台就是萧金台销玉台肖凤台

[00:04:54] 这位是肖凤台的总辖大寨主叫于大力

[00:05:01] 我今儿个呢

[00:05:03] 现现丑

[00:05:05] 石镇赌输赢

[00:05:07] 我算头一阵

[00:05:09] 有道是开场的戏没有什么好戏

[00:05:14] 我呢

[00:05:15] 无非给大家助助兴

[00:05:19] 没有说

[00:05:19] 这头一阵比什么呢

[00:05:23] 我不会旁的大家也看出来了

[00:05:26] 我天生长了个大块头

[00:05:30] 就是有把气力

[00:05:32] 今天呢

[00:05:33] 我打算请出一位高人来跟我比比力量大小

[00:05:40] 你要比我的劲儿大

[00:05:41] 你赢了

[00:05:43] 不如我

[00:05:44] 你输了

[00:05:45] 你看

[00:05:46] 多么干净利落呀

[00:05:49] 那个劲儿怎么个比法呢

[00:05:52] 仲未上演

[00:05:54] 说着话

[00:05:55] 他一回身

[00:05:56] 击了三掌

[00:05:58] 啪啪啪

[00:06:01] 在看从侧院山摇地动一样嘎嘎里嘎

[00:06:14] 什么

[00:06:14] 还真这个B 之差

[00:06:17] 众人闪目观瞧

[00:06:20] 推了一辆铁车

[00:06:23] 前头十个人拉着后头15 个人推着

[00:06:29] 铁车上装着大饼

[00:06:32] 就三条腿内大香炉

[00:06:35] 这玩意儿不能叫香炉

[00:06:36] 叫宝鼎啊

[00:06:40] 这家伙风磨铜制造的

[00:06:42] 锃明刷亮都出了号儿

[00:06:45] 都不是这么多人

[00:06:48] 推拉不动

[00:06:50] 一直推到院子正中

[00:06:53] 推车的拉车的人往两旁一闪

[00:06:58] 于大力说话

[00:07:00] 各位看见没

[00:07:02] 这是从我的肖凤台拉来的

[00:07:06] 说这三条腿的大饼是干嘛的呢

[00:07:11] 是我平常练劲儿用的

[00:07:13] 我就拿它练劲儿

[00:07:16] 上头站着字呢

[00:07:18] 请大家上眼看看多大的分量

[00:07:22] 人们一看上阵

[00:07:24] 站着自

[00:07:26] 多沉呢

[00:07:28] 2316 斤

[00:07:32] 2000多斤说着玩儿的流光闪亮

[00:07:38] 于大力接着说

[00:07:40] 我哪举这大饼

[00:07:46] 然后我请出来个主儿跟我比试

[00:07:50] 大家做见证

[00:07:51] 看看我们谁劲儿大啊

[00:07:53] 说练咱还就练

[00:07:55] 时间宝贵

[00:07:59] 说着话

[00:07:59] 在看日历

[00:08:02] 把腰里的战带缠了几圈蹦蹦蹦

[00:08:08] 那得嘞结实的都是牛皮的

[00:08:10] 多少层啊

[00:08:12] 然后抬胳膊抬腿

[00:08:14] 没有半点绷挂之处

[00:08:17] 他为这车鹤顶转了三圈

[00:08:20] 摇头晃屁股

[00:08:22] 在这运气

[00:08:24] 嗯嗯嗯嗯

[00:08:31] 耳朵好的都能听见

[00:08:33] 就听见于德利身上的骨头节儿嘎巴嘎巴嘎巴直响

[00:08:39] 再看这位胸脯

[00:08:42] 那肉当时就鼓起了三圈

[00:08:46] 身上的肌肉跟铁块一样

[00:08:49] 胳膊一伸

[00:08:51] 跟房椽子一样

[00:08:52] 大腿一台跟房坨差不多少

[00:08:57] 他骑马蹲裆式站在大饼D 前面

[00:09:03] 把手搓力所

[00:09:05] 不能有汗有汗的流光发华

[00:09:08] 那能行吗

[00:09:10] 然后一手抓住一条腿

[00:09:13] 另一只手把大饼的儿子抓住了

[00:09:17] 先试了试

[00:09:19] 搬了搬

[00:09:20] 推了推

[00:09:21] 大饼一摘

[00:09:23] 歪在看她并西明神嗨

[00:09:32] 一声吼叫

[00:09:33] 山摇地动无

[00:09:37] 把大饼就举过头顶

[00:09:43] 在座的人都是练武的

[00:09:46] 不管被请来的人和事

[00:09:48] 萧金台的人以及13 省总镖局的人

[00:09:53] 瞪眼看着啊

[00:09:57] 吴不经I

[00:10:00] 这家是人们想

[00:10:03] 这劲儿也太大了

[00:10:05] 不愧叫于大力

[00:10:08] 真有把劲儿

[00:10:11] 这位把大明举过头顶

[00:10:14] 然后往前走了七步

[00:10:17] 又往后退了

[00:10:19] 其不就地转三圈

[00:10:23] 又把这大饼平平稳稳放在铁车上

[00:10:28] 原来什么样还什么样

[00:10:31] 在看于德利

[00:10:32] 往后倒退一步

[00:10:34] 气不长出十面不更色

[00:10:38] 啊

[00:10:43] 两廊之下爆发出雷鸣般的掌声

[00:10:49] 好神力

[00:10:50] 好什么啊

[00:10:52] 好啊

[00:10:57] 于大利面现得意的神情

[00:11:00] 频频点头示意

[00:11:03] 然后转回身冲着圣婴

[00:11:07] 老民工啊

[00:11:09] 我献丑啦

[00:11:12] 这回该总镖局的了

[00:11:15] 我请出一位来

[00:11:17] 谁跟我比比气力

[00:11:19] 哪位

[00:11:22] 圣婴往身旁看了看

[00:11:26] 往后边儿瞅了一眼

[00:11:29] 你们谁愿意下去笔试啊

[00:11:32] 大伙一看

[00:11:33] 额

[00:11:35] 四个人都抬不起来

[00:11:37] 漫说举这玩意儿

[00:11:39] 各走一经啊

[00:11:41] 他专门练这个

[00:11:43] 以他之常致别人之短

[00:11:47] 你就是一蹦八丈高

[00:11:50] 你未必能举起这玩意儿

[00:11:54] 所以你看我我看你没人打眼

[00:11:59] 金头虎贾明一看

[00:12:01] 那哪行

[00:12:04] 他回身跟孟金龙说

[00:12:08] 我大小子

[00:12:09] 什么时候小小子

[00:12:11] 我

[00:12:11] 你真是个混蛋

[00:12:14] 你自从来了一句话你也不说

[00:12:17] 你瞪俩眼珠子

[00:12:18] 你踅摸什么呢

[00:12:20] 呃

[00:12:20] 我踅摸

[00:12:22] 怎么还不开饭是不是

[00:12:24] 我就知道你和纪梵尼

[00:12:26] 我告诉你我都闻着香味儿了

[00:12:30] 牛肉早都炖好了

[00:12:33] 但是你要举不起内大香炉来

[00:12:37] 饿死你也不给你吃

[00:12:40] 要想解馋没关系

[00:12:42] 下下跟他比比气力

[00:12:45] 他能把内蒙举起来

[00:12:47] 难道你就举不起来吗

[00:12:50] 小小子

[00:12:52] 我要举起来之后给饭吃

[00:12:54] 不

[00:12:54] 你当然给了

[00:12:56] 你举不起来

[00:12:56] 饿死呢

[00:12:57] 好累

[00:12:58] 看我的

[00:13:01] 你看

[00:13:01] 人有人言

[00:13:02] 兽有兽语

[00:13:04] 这大小的专厅

[00:13:05] 小小的梦

[00:13:07] 金龙推桌子站起来

[00:13:09] 迈大步来到院子当中

[00:13:14] 他这一下场

[00:13:15] 哇

[00:13:16] 大伙全乐了

[00:13:17] 什么原因

[00:13:19] 他这个跟于丹丽一边儿高坨一边儿大

[00:13:25] 真是难兄难弟啊

[00:13:29] 难为他长这么大个子

[00:13:31] 孟金龙长得虎头虎脑的

[00:13:34] 挺有人缘

[00:13:36] 来到这儿

[00:13:37] 哈

[00:13:37] 腰带先瞅瞅三条腿的大饼

[00:13:40] 哎哟

[00:13:41] 这这

[00:13:41] 这玩意儿真够沉的

[00:13:43] 我我说

[00:13:45] 我跟你比比

[00:13:47] 于德利看了看

[00:13:49] 你叫什么名

[00:13:50] 孟金龙啊

[00:13:52] 哦

[00:13:54] 孟金龙

[00:13:54] 听说过

[00:13:55] 听说过

[00:13:57] 梦见我哦

[00:13:59] 那你就句句试试吧

[00:14:01] 你要跟我那样能举过头顶

[00:14:04] 我就服你

[00:14:06] 你要超过我去

[00:14:07] 我认输了

[00:14:09] 这话是你说的啊

[00:14:11] 看我的类

[00:14:14] 孟金龙啊

[00:14:16] 粗中有细

[00:14:17] 傻中透肩

[00:14:21] 他为铁车转了三圈

[00:14:24] 哈一这么踅摸

[00:14:25] 踅摸那么看看

[00:14:28] 他没举过这玩意儿

[00:14:29] 它溜光发华还大肚难抓呀

[00:14:34] 从哪儿下手呢

[00:14:35] 哦

[00:14:36] 他想起来了

[00:14:37] 刚才人家一只手抓住香炉的儿子

[00:14:41] 一只手抓住香炉D 腿儿

[00:14:44] 一较劲儿

[00:14:44] 一番吧子就举起来了

[00:14:46] 哎

[00:14:47] 我也照葫芦画瓢

[00:14:52] 嗯嗯

[00:14:56] 可先较劲

[00:14:57] 不较劲还好点儿

[00:14:58] 这一较劲儿

[00:14:59] 嘎巴裤腰带崩折了

[00:15:01] ***下来哇

[00:15:06] 大伙儿乐的鼻涕眼泪全出来了

[00:15:09] 孟金龙提着裤子又回来了

[00:15:11] 这个小小的就拟出损主意

[00:15:13] 还没登记呢

[00:15:14] 裤子掉了

[00:15:16] 贾名气第一步了

[00:15:17] 脑袋你可真完蛋

[00:15:21] 怎么不找条结实的裤腰带

[00:15:24] 哎

[00:15:24] 你丢人现眼

[00:15:26] 哎哎

[00:15:27] 我各位

[00:15:28] 有没有牛皮袋

[00:15:29] 借给他两条

[00:15:32] 108 人

[00:15:35] 大伙儿先凑凑了三条牛皮带

[00:15:39] 结结实实地递给孟金龙

[00:15:43] 在看孟金龙把裤子棉好了

[00:15:46] 假名帮着他把带子勒上

[00:15:53] 怎么样

[00:15:54] 大小大觉着如何

[00:15:56] 嗯

[00:15:57] 行了

[00:15:58] 能使上劲儿了

[00:15:59] 这回也掉不了裤子

[00:16:02] 二次回到院当中

[00:16:05] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:16:07] 看我的啊

[00:16:08] 看咱俩谁劲儿大

[00:16:10] 嗯

[00:16:11] 我要剩了你我好吃牛肉

[00:16:15] 与大力听什么牛肉

[00:16:17] 这哪哪这这位嘴里怎么胡说八道

[00:16:22] 谁也没听明白怎么回事儿

[00:16:25] 也不跟他抬杠

[00:16:26] 在看梦金融

[00:16:28] 一手抓住大饼一只脚

[00:16:31] 另一只手抓住大饼的儿子

[00:16:35] 双臂较力

[00:16:37] 哎呀哎呀

[00:16:42] 先报的齐腰

[00:16:44] 这么高拿

[00:16:45] 磕膝盖一屏

[00:16:47] 往上一串

[00:16:48] 举着下巴壳儿下

[00:16:50] 然后双臂一较力

[00:16:52] 手腕子一翻

[00:16:54] 哎

[00:16:57] 吴医生是举过头顶

[00:17:01] 孟金龙那是头一员猛将

[00:17:04] 力大无边呐

[00:17:07] 看得出

[00:17:08] 没费劲儿

[00:17:10] 4 Y 掌声雷动

[00:17:14] 这一给他鼓掌

[00:17:15] 孟金龙高兴了

[00:17:19] 往前走了十几步

[00:17:21] 往后退了十几步

[00:17:24] 他一撒花儿

[00:17:25] 举着大饼围着院里转六圈

[00:17:31] 您看他走过路之后

[00:17:34] 人们放在脚下一看

[00:17:35] 无不惊骇

[00:17:38] 什么原因

[00:17:39] 院儿里方砖铺地

[00:17:41] 每迈一步

[00:17:42] 卡巴就踩碎一块砖

[00:17:45] 转了一圈才碎多少块砖

[00:17:49] 您说呢

[00:17:49] 怎么怎么回事儿

[00:17:51] 那大饼多沉

[00:17:53] 那天使劲儿

[00:17:56] 孟金龙这头儿也大

[00:17:58] 所以走过一圈

[00:18:00] 脚下的方砖全都碎了

[00:18:05] 想那个

[00:18:05] 你就把饼放下得了

[00:18:07] 他一高兴

[00:18:08] 撒开花了

[00:18:09] 呵呵

[00:18:10] 哎

[00:18:11] 这回该吃牛肉喽

[00:18:14] 该吃牛肉了

[00:18:16] 小子

[00:18:17] 你不如我吧

[00:18:18] 你服不服

[00:18:21] 他手举着大饼

[00:18:23] 她在这穷白活着

[00:18:26] 就这气力没边儿啊

[00:18:30] 于大力在旁边一看

[00:18:32] 不由得火往上撞

[00:18:35] 先说完了

[00:18:37] 这跟头栽地太棒了

[00:18:39] 看来我D 气力远不如他

[00:18:42] 总辖大寨主交代的明白有力

[00:18:46] 使力无力使智摩押给你按下家伙

[00:18:53] 趁着旁人的目光全都集中到孟金龙身上的时候

[00:18:59] 这小子一伸手

[00:19:01] 从靴子要里称

[00:19:04] 拽出一把名慌慌两面的匕首刀

[00:19:10] 这刀一尺二寸多长

[00:19:12] 磨得试锋芒利刃

[00:19:15] 出其不意

[00:19:16] 攻其不备

[00:19:17] 来了个迅雷不及掩耳

[00:19:18] 双手握住匕首的柄

[00:19:21] 对准孟金龙的一拳一拳就试一下

[00:19:27] 梦见龙是个傻子

[00:19:31] 没地方都有这首

[00:19:34] 躲闪不及啊

[00:19:35] 咣叽一下砸了个正着

[00:19:39] 把孟金龙穿D 衣服扎成眼儿了

[00:19:43] 把刀又弹回来了

[00:19:46] 那是怎么回事儿

[00:19:47] 你看孟金龙练的是金钟罩铁布衫

[00:19:50] 十三太保衡量扎不进去

[00:19:56] 跟那气球大胶皮一样

[00:19:58] 崩就抬回来了

[00:20:00] 虽然没扎进去

[00:20:01] 那玩意儿挺疼啊

[00:20:04] 孟金龙一哆嗦

[00:20:05] 心里明白了

[00:20:06] 哎哟

[00:20:07] 小子

[00:20:08] 你怎么I 加加火

[00:20:10] 他急了

[00:20:11] 举着大饼又回身

[00:20:14] 笨鱼的力就砸起来

[00:20:15] 我头脑子

[00:20:17] 我不怕

[00:20:21] 于大力正在惊呆的时候

[00:20:24] 他咋没扎进去呢

[00:20:26] 还没等回过神儿来

[00:20:28] 大饼就砸下来

[00:20:30] 正好砸脑袋上夸嚓一下

[00:20:35] 太惨了

[00:20:38] 把鱼大力砸了个粉身碎骨

[00:20:42] 都不成人形了

[00:20:46] 院儿里的决战大乱

[00:20:50] 宝刀大将韩殿奎镇八方林士佩敏德润闵德俊前八寨巡捕寨

[00:20:58] 各位债主各拿刀剑

[00:20:59] 呼啦朝往上一闯

[00:21:01] 围住孟金龙

[00:21:04] 这样打群仗

[00:21:06] 圣经一看不好

[00:21:07] 一挥手

[00:21:09] 再看萧银龙、黄三泰、杨香武

[00:21:12] 红旗李玉

[00:21:13] 凤凰张琦

[00:21:14] 鱼眼高恒

[00:21:15] 小芳说

[00:21:16] 欧阳德

[00:21:17] 老少英雄各拿家伙擦擦也过来干什么

[00:21:21] 怎么着怎么着

[00:21:22] 你干啥吧

[00:21:23] 你看

[00:21:26] 你是穷

[00:21:27] 一看不好

[00:21:29] 这一打了筇杖啊

[00:21:31] 整个计划就乱套了

[00:21:36] 林志雄把令子旗晃吗

[00:21:39] 诸城谁也不知胡来

[00:21:45] 一嗓子把大伙儿镇住

[00:21:48] 您是从卖不过来

[00:21:51] 冲自己人一回头

[00:21:53] 归路回家

[00:21:54] 回家

[00:21:56] 大家没办法

[00:21:58] 退下归坐

[00:22:00] 闵世琼又一挥手

[00:22:03] 13 省总镖局的人也归了做了

[00:22:09] 您是穷这才说话

[00:22:12] 啊

[00:22:13] 刚才发生的事情大家看得清清楚楚

[00:22:19] 孟金龙的利器

[00:22:22] 比喻大力要高得多

[00:22:25] 姑父高人有罪

[00:22:29] 可恨

[00:22:29] 这于大力是个小人呢

[00:22:33] 你没人家气力大

[00:22:35] 你就服输就得了呗

[00:22:37] 不但不服输

[00:22:39] 还要暗箭伤人

[00:22:42] 比比

[00:22:43] 孟金龙没办法了

[00:22:45] 这才把他砸死

[00:22:47] 这叫罪有应得

[00:22:49] 该活该

[00:22:54] 这一阵

[00:22:56] 咱们山上认输啦

[00:22:58] 13 省总镖局

[00:23:03] 这家多公正

[00:23:06] 俩镖局的人热烈鼓掌

[00:23:09] 闵师兄吩咐一声

[00:23:10] 来

[00:23:11] 把死尸撤下

[00:23:14] 撤不下去了

[00:23:15] 都粘地上了

[00:23:17] 后来有个喽喽兵啊

[00:23:19] 心眼儿挺多

[00:23:20] 找了两把铁锹

[00:23:22] 干脆往上戳吧

[00:23:25] 先把大饼挪走

[00:23:27] 又把死尸戳到框里头打扫血迹

[00:23:32] 折腾了有半天

[00:23:33] 这才收拾干净

[00:23:36] He 泰语的力

[00:23:39] 就死在肖金泰院里头

[00:23:42] 等一切恢复了平静

[00:23:46] 您是穷

[00:23:47] 接着说

[00:23:49] 现在第二阵开始

[00:23:55] 圣婴心说这第二阵能是谁呢

[00:24:00] 真没想到站起来的正是莲花湖总辖大寨主万丈桃花浪

[00:24:08] 小帅韩秀

[00:24:10] 在看韩秀

[00:24:12] 迈步来到天井当院