《No-Talent Joe》歌词

[00:02:38] No-Talent Joe - Gwen Verdon

[00:02:38] Tonight at eight, you shoulda seen

[00:02:38] A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine

[00:02:38] My neighbors burned, they like to die

[00:02:38] When I tell them who is gettin' in and goin' out is I

[00:02:38] If they could see me now, that little gang of mine

[00:02:38] I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine

[00:02:38] I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

[00:02:38] The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract

[00:02:38] All I can say is, "Wow-ee", looka where I am

[00:02:38] Tonight, I landed, pow, right in a pot of jam

[00:02:38] What a set up, holy cow, they'd never believe it

[00:02:38] If my friends could see me now, if they could see me now

[00:02:38] My little dusty group, traipsin' 'round this million dollar chicken coop

[00:02:38] I'd hear those thrift shop cats say, "Brother, get her

[00:02:38] Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur"

[00:02:38] All I can say is, "Wow, wait till the riff an' raff

[00:02:38] See just exactly how he sign this autograph"

[00:02:38] What a build up, holy cow, they'd never believe it

[00:02:38] If my friends could see me now, if they could see me now

[00:02:38] Alone with Mister V., who's waiting on me like he was a maitre d'

[00:02:38] I'd hear my buddies saying, "Crazy, what gives?

[00:02:38] Tonight she's living like the other half lives"

[00:02:38] To think the highest brow, which I must say is he

[00:02:38] Should pick the lowest brow, which there's no doubt is me

[00:02:38] What a step up, holy cow, they'd never believe it,

[00:02:38] If my friends could see me now

[00:02:38] What a step up, holy cow, they'd never believe it

[00:02:38] They'd never believe it, if my friends could see me now

[00:02:38] Hi girls, it's me, Charity