《Sad》歌词

[00:00:23] Get on my level Madison

[00:00:26] Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself)

[00:00:41] I met a homeless man named Rich

[00:00:44] (he wasn't)

[00:00:48] Isn't that terrible

[00:00:49] I saw a flyer for a lost dog

[00:00:52] And the dog didn't have any legs

[00:00:54] I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating

[00:01:00] I saw a giraffe who had a short neck

[00:01:02] That was sad or a deer

[00:01:04] I saw an old man get hit by a train

[00:01:10] He didn't see it in the pouring rain

[00:01:15] He didn't hear me shout

[00:01:17] "look out for the train"

[00:01:22] Cause I didn't say anything

[00:01:29] (I just thought to myself 'ooh

[00:01:31] This is gonna be sad '

[00:01:35] And it was I'm a genius )

[00:01:46] I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie

[00:01:55] I saw a little boy drop his ice cream

[00:01:57] Cone directly on his mother's corpse

[00:01:59] I saw a kitten stuck in a tree

[00:02:02] Then the kitten jumped and he hung himself

[00:02:04] I saw a kid who had red hair

[00:02:10] I went to a store looking for something to buy

[00:02:15] But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy

[00:02:21] No wait this store sells mirrors

[00:02:25] See what I did there

[00:02:27] Let's rock

[00:02:28] No

[00:02:34] The world's so sad Madison

[00:02:38] Pain war genocide racism sexism

[00:02:45] But I gotta remember

[00:02:46] There's good things about it too

[00:02:48] Like the fact that none of

[00:02:49] That's happening to me (Score )

[00:02:54] Still though it's hard not to be sad about it

[00:02:57] How do y'all do it

[00:02:58] I've been telling you guys terribly

[00:02:59] Sad things this whole song

[00:03:01] You haven't been sad at all

[00:03:02] You’'ve been happy no you've been laughing

[00:03:05] That’s it laughter it'’s the key to everything

[00:03:07] It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world

[00:03:10] I mean not for people that are actually sad

[00:03:12] But for the people like us

[00:03:13] Who’ have to f**king deal with ‘them all the time

[00:03:16] Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive

[00:03:18] Prick capitalizing on the most animalistic

[00:03:20] Impulses of the public

[00:03:21] It’'s being a hero

[00:03:24] The world isn'’t sad The world’'s funny

[00:03:27] I get it now I'm a sociopath

[00:03:29] I saw an old man slip and fall

[00:03:32] What a f**king idiot

[00:03:34] I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral

[00:03:36] Hahaha Classic comedy

[00:03:38] Everything that once was sad

[00:03:41] Is somehow funny now

[00:03:43] The Holocaust and 9/11

[00:03:45] That shit’'s funny 24/7 cause tragedy

[00:03:49] Will be exclusively joked about

[00:03:53] Because my empathy is bumming me out

[00:04:00] Goodbye sadness

[00:04:05] Hello jokes

[00:04:09] Sad - Bo Burnham