《My Whole Family… (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] My Whole Family _ Bo Burnham

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[00:00:24] Everytime I go to dinner

[00:00:26] 每次我去用餐时

[00:00:26] It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner

[00:00:28] 似乎我就越来越瘦了

[00:00:28] I'll sit down at the breakfast table

[00:00:30] 我坐在早餐桌旁

[00:00:30] I can talk they're not able

[00:00:33] 我在说话 但他们却很沉默

[00:00:33] When I look at them I find

[00:00:35] 当我看着他们的时候 我发现

[00:00:35] There's a single question on their mind

[00:00:38] 他们的脑海里萦绕着这样一个问题

[00:00:38] I wish it could go back to the way it was

[00:00:41] 我希望能回到原来那时的样子

[00:00:41] It's not easy now because

[00:00:47] 现在已经变得不容易了

[00:00:47] My whole family thinks I'm gay

[00:00:50] 因为我全家都认为我是个同性恋

[00:00:50] I guess it's always been that way

[00:00:52] 我猜到会是这样

[00:00:52] Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk

[00:00:54] 也许是因为我走路的样子

[00:00:54] Mabay them think I like boys

[00:01:00] 也许是他们觉得我喜欢男孩

[00:01:00] That I like boys

[00:01:07] 我喜欢男孩

[00:01:07] The goddamn question just won't go away

[00:01:09] 这该死的问题总是挥之不去

[00:01:09] And I get asked it every single day

[00:01:11] 每天我都会被问及

[00:01:11] But the way they ask is not a disguise

[00:01:14] 他们并不掩饰提问的方式

[00:01:14] Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys

[00:01:17] 比如 今天怎么样 你喜欢亲吻男孩吗

[00:01:17] This is the worst baby this was my fear

[00:01:20] 这是最糟糕的了 宝贝 这是我最恐惧的

[00:01:20] Now their opinions are crystal-clear because

[00:01:24] 现在他们的观点已经很明确

[00:01:24] My whole family now is shocked

[00:01:26] 因为我的全家已经震惊

[00:01:26] I'm in the closet and the door is locked

[00:01:28] 门锁了 我躲在橱柜里

[00:01:28] Now my glory days are gone

[00:01:31] 那些美好的时光已经不复存在

[00:01:31] I was John Elway now I'm Elton John

[00:01:33] 曾经我是John Elway 现在我是Elton John

[00:01:33] My whole family now suspects

[00:01:36] 我的全家现在都在怀疑

[00:01:36] That watching Spongebob had side-effects

[00:01:38] 观看海绵宝宝会带来副作用

[00:01:38] I'm not gay and that's what I said

[00:01:41] 我说我不是同性恋

[00:01:41] If I'm gay hey God strike me dead

[00:01:49] 如果我是同性恋 上帝就直接让我死吧

[00:01:49] That's weird

[00:01:56] 很奇怪

[00:01:56] Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading team

[00:01:58] 仅仅因为我参加了啦啦队

[00:01:58] Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme

[00:02:01] 或者是我的生日宴会采用了百老汇主题

[00:02:01] When I go outside what do I see

[00:02:04] 当我外出时 我看见了什么

[00:02:04] That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G

[00:02:09] 天空的云朵拼出了同性恋一词

[00:02:09] Because

[00:02:10] 因为

[00:02:10] I think that God might think I'm gay

[00:02:13] 我觉得上帝也认为我是同性恋了

[00:02:13] What does He know anyway

[00:02:15] 无论如何 他是怎么知道的

[00:02:15] My grandma gave me a present just last year

[00:02:17] 我的祖母去年送我了一件礼物

[00:02:17] And the card said "Happy Birthday Queer

[00:02:20] 卡片上说 生日快乐 同性恋

[00:02:20] My whole family thinks I'm fab

[00:02:22] 我全家都认为我是同性恋

[00:02:22] There's a guy's butt hey Bo take a stab

[00:02:27] 这儿有一个小伙子 Bo 去交往试一下吧

[00:02:27] Why doesn't he get women

[00:02:28] 为什么他不去找女人呢

[00:02:28] There's no other way

[00:02:29] 别无选择

[00:02:29] It's 'cause I'm lanky

[00:02:30] 因为我很瘦长

[00:02:30] Not 'cause I'm gay alright

[00:02:35] 不是因为我是同性恋 好吗

[00:02:35] Not 'cause I'm gay

[00:02:42] 不是因为我是同性恋

[00:02:42] Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow

[00:02:44] 仅仅是因为我害怕雪

[00:02:44] Or my favorite color is the rainbow

[00:02:50] 我最喜欢的颜色是彩虹色

[00:02:50] I don't mean to yell but I fear I must

[00:02:51] 我不是故意要喊叫 但我很害怕

[00:02:51] Cause I'm losing the people

[00:02:52] 因为我将要失去

[00:02:52] That I thought I could trust

[00:02:55] 我所信任的人

[00:02:55] Because

[00:02:56] 因为

[00:02:56] Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay

[00:02:58] 我的男朋友都认为我是同性恋

[00:02:58] Just kidding

[00:03:06] 只是个玩笑

[00:03:06] You all probably think I'm gay

[00:03:08] 你也许也觉得我是同性恋

[00:03:08] Man this song is counter-productive

[00:03:12] 这首歌产生了相反的效果了 哥们

[00:03:12] La la la la la la

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[00:03:17] Because

[00:03:18] 因为

[00:03:18] My whole family thinks I'm gay

[00:03:21] 我全家都认为我是同性恋

[00:03:21] What do they know anyway

[00:03:23] 他们是怎么知道的

[00:03:23] You gotta look right through the haze

[00:03:25] 你穿过雾霾 直视前方

[00:03:25] Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase

[00:03:28] 微波炉也只是一个词汇

[00:03:28] My whole family thinks I'm queer

[00:03:30] 我全家都认为我是同性恋

[00:03:30] That is all I ever hear

[00:03:33] 这是我所听到的

[00:03:33] But I've been as straight as a ramp

[00:03:35] 但我勇往直前

[00:03:35] If you don't count Bible camp

[00:03:41] 如果你已不再信圣经

[00:03:41] Bible camp

[00:03:46] 不再相信圣经

[00:03:46] I'm not gay I swear

[00:03:51] 我发誓 我不是同性恋