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《Bo fo Sho(Explicit)》歌词

所属专辑: Bo Burnham (Explicit) 歌手: Bo Burnham 时长: 03:08
Bo fo Sho(Explicit)

[00:00:00] Okay on that note I'm gonna rap

[00:00:02] Heh yeah

[00:00:07] Walkin' my poodles man it never gets old

[00:00:09] With my dogs on my leash I got b***hes on the hold

[00:00:12] A first aids kit That's a rhesus monkey

[00:00:15] I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie

[00:00:18] I get more a*s than a giant donkey stable

[00:00:21] I got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table

[00:00:24] I get more head than grammar school lice

[00:00:27] I'm like a walkin' glacier I'm so decked out with ice

[00:00:30] Hey Jesus loves you as long as you're white

[00:00:32] Did you poop a virgin cause that s**t is tight

[00:00:38] Hey I'm blowin' up like I thought I would

[00:00:41] I'm circumcised 'cause I don't come from the hood

[00:00:44] Yo I do d**gs in the bedroom lie on your back

[00:00:58] Cause I got the pipe and you got the crack

[00:01:00] Though I'm sexually straight you're bound to find

[00:01:02] I'm mentally gay cause I'll blow your mind ma'am

[00:01:08] Yo the parents be snickerin' He shouldn't have written it

[00:01:10] But I'm constipated couldn't give a s**t

[00:01:12] What motherf**ker

[00:01:13] What yo

[00:01:14] Yeah this kid's a virgin

[00:01:18] My name is Bo

[00:01:19] My name is Bo fo sho

[00:01:22] A born Bostonian

[00:01:24] Aryan librarian at the wordsmith sonian

[00:01:26] The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity

[00:01:28] I gave it this little part to give it continuity

[00:01:30] Uh f**kin' feel it yeah

[00:01:32] Yo huh Where are we Yeah

[00:01:34] And the fellas say

[00:01:35] Hey moron pass the gin

[00:01:36] Cause I'm an ozymoron breathing oxygen

[00:01:39] Give me the bottle I'll chug two thirds

[00:01:41] 'Cause you b***hes know fractions speak louder than words

[00:01:47] And the ladies say

[00:01:48] Hey fellas I'm keepin it tight and if you play your cards right you can have me tonight

[00:01:51] Should I blow you or beat you brass or percussion

[00:01:54] Oh stop period end of discussion

[00:01:59] Yo my name is Bo fo sho

[00:02:01] A born Bostonian

[00:02:01] Aryan librarian at the wordsmith sonian

[00:02:04] The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity

[00:02:06] I gave it this little part to give it continuity

[00:02:08] Walking through the garden food at my feet picked up the celery but dropped the beet

[00:02:14] Yeah

[00:02:14] And then I picked it up and it

[00:02:16] There's music it gets faster

[00:02:18] Alright let's end this

[00:02:22] We're in the hood I'll take what you give me

[00:02:23] Was Einstein's theory good relatively

[00:02:25] A smart queen's kingdom it doesn't mix

[00:02:27] A litter of literates a bunch of Moby d**ks

[00:02:29] Get thee to a punnery oh just Ophelia

[00:02:31] Take you with a condom stainless steel ya

[00:02:33] Half a pound of turkey breast half a pound of chicken tits

[00:02:36] Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz

[00:02:38] Poverty racism isn't it strange

[00:02:40] That only the homeless are beggin for change

[00:02:41] I shocked Sherlock

[00:02:43] What son

[00:02:44] Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun

[00:02:51] Here's a little bit of irony

[00:02:52] A Ford Focus driver has ADD

[00:02:54] How'd I come to master all these things

[00:02:56] Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings