《第081集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 李世民、徐茂公深感疑惑

[00:00:04] 疑惑什么呢

[00:00:06] 没想到西突厥不战而退

[00:00:11] 把野马关

[00:00:13] 黄龙关

[00:00:14] 都给倒出来了

[00:00:16] 天底下哪有这种便宜的事儿

[00:00:20] 所以啊

[00:00:21] 他心中忐忑不安

[00:00:23] 后来一咬牙

[00:00:25] 把两座关城接手了

[00:00:29] 李世民一想

[00:00:30] 爱怎么地怎么地

[00:00:32] 我现在兵强马壮

[00:00:34] 锐气正盛

[00:00:35] 怕什么

[00:00:38] 命探马兰袭探听西突厥的国都牧羊城

[00:00:43] 就在前边20 里

[00:00:46] 催马就到啊

[00:00:48] 如果把牧羊城再端下来

[00:00:50] 也就是说胜利在望

[00:00:53] 西征就可以结束了

[00:00:56] 谁不愿意回家

[00:00:58] 谁愿意打仗啊

[00:01:00] 抛家舍业呀

[00:01:02] 所以心里都是非常高兴

[00:01:06] 命探马兰奇

[00:01:08] 打听消息

[00:01:10] 结果这个消息令人吃惊啊

[00:01:14] 看马兰溪回报

[00:01:16] 沐羊城也是空城

[00:01:19] 连王宫里都没人儿

[00:01:22] 赤壁保康王跑了

[00:01:25] 城就是一座空城

[00:01:27] 连老百姓都没有

[00:01:32] 不但李世民吃惊

[00:01:34] 没有不吃惊的

[00:01:36] 大伙儿是议论纷纷呢

[00:01:39] 尉迟恭就说

[00:01:41] 陛下

[00:01:41] 这玩意可怪了

[00:01:43] 你说他放弃别的地方啊

[00:01:46] 胆儿小

[00:01:46] 害怕有情可原

[00:01:48] 那国都能轻易放弃吗

[00:01:51] 诶

[00:01:52] 诶这事就奇怪了

[00:01:54] 明显的

[00:01:56] 这是空城计

[00:01:58] 咱们君臣可不能上当

[00:02:01] 李世民点了点头

[00:02:04] 命人再探再报

[00:02:06] 详细摸摸情况

[00:02:08] 咱这么说吧

[00:02:09] 连摸了五六次都是一样的

[00:02:13] 的确是一座空城

[00:02:15] 往周围这一踅摸

[00:02:17] 周围一兵一卒都没有

[00:02:19] 撤到哪儿去了不知道

[00:02:22] 所以李世民呢

[00:02:24] 第二天提重兵来到沭阳城下

[00:02:29] 登高遥望一看呢

[00:02:32] 所有的城门大敞四开

[00:02:35] 在高福处往里看的清楚

[00:02:38] 往街上一看

[00:02:39] 冷冷清清

[00:02:41] 声息皆无啊

[00:02:45] 军师

[00:02:47] 你看这是怎么回事儿

[00:02:50] 徐茂公半天没说话

[00:02:53] 陛下肯定其中有诈

[00:02:57] 您老说对了

[00:02:58] 这叫空城计呀

[00:03:00] 麻痹

[00:03:01] 我们一旦我们进了城

[00:03:04] 哎

[00:03:06] 突然

[00:03:06] 他发兵一包围

[00:03:08] 把咱们君臣困在城中

[00:03:11] 这个咱不能上当

[00:03:14] 嗯

[00:03:14] 我也这么想的

[00:03:16] 传我的旨意

[00:03:18] 没我的旨意

[00:03:19] 任何人不准进城

[00:03:23] 大伙儿提心吊胆

[00:03:25] 议论纷纷

[00:03:27] 当天晚上就宿在东关外

[00:03:30] 没敢进城

[00:03:32] 离着牧羊城啊

[00:03:34] 能有五六里地吧

[00:03:36] 扎下金顶黄罗帐

[00:03:39] 吃饭的时候

[00:03:40] 大家议论

[00:03:42] 程咬金就说

[00:03:44] 我说陛下

[00:03:45] 我是这么看咱别疑神疑鬼的

[00:03:49] 赤壁保康王算他妈什么东西诶

[00:03:53] 无非是个贼头把

[00:03:55] 自立为王了

[00:03:57] 手下那些人都是乌合之众啊

[00:04:00] 一开始那会儿

[00:04:02] 他觉得他了不起

[00:04:03] 手下有武王

[00:04:05] 有刘黑塔等等等等

[00:04:07] 他觉得了不起

[00:04:09] 可后来一看

[00:04:10] 纷纷被咱击败呀

[00:04:13] 都给他们弄死了

[00:04:15] 他心里没底了

[00:04:16] 所以呢

[00:04:17] 望风而逃

[00:04:19] 陛下

[00:04:20] 我想什么事都不会发生

[00:04:23] 嗯

[00:04:24] 但愿如此吧

[00:04:27] 明天再派人远处侦查

[00:04:30] 看他们到底跑到哪儿去了

[00:04:33] 侯君集就说

[00:04:35] 哎呀

[00:04:36] 陛下

[00:04:37] 突厥虽败

[00:04:39] 元气未伤啊

[00:04:41] 这

[00:04:42] 这元气没有受到伤损呢

[00:04:44] 所以实力依然很强大

[00:04:47] 他怎么能轻易的就逃走了呢

[00:04:50] 这事儿不可思议

[00:04:52] 咱们应该多加谨慎

[00:04:54] 苏定方也说

[00:04:55] 对呀

[00:04:56] 我也是这么看的

[00:04:58] 加强防范

[00:05:00] 诶这没亏吃

[00:05:02] 就在当天的晚上

[00:05:05] 大家觉着没什么事儿了

[00:05:07] 好好休息休息吧

[00:05:08] 明天呢

[00:05:09] 再仔细侦查

[00:05:12] 李世民回到寝帐

[00:05:15] 迷迷糊糊睡着了

[00:05:18] 刚刚入睡呀

[00:05:20] 这时间还没到三更天

[00:05:23] 可了不得了

[00:05:25] 地动山摇啊

[00:05:27] 咚咚啪啪咚

[00:05:36] 连珠炮就像成一个了

[00:05:40] 唐天子在梦中惊醒

[00:05:42] 赶紧坐起来了

[00:05:44] 啊

[00:05:44] 哎呀

[00:05:45] 这是做梦

[00:05:46] 这是真的

[00:05:47] 沙耳一听

[00:05:48] 外头炮号连天

[00:05:50] 是喊杀如雷呀

[00:05:52] 杀得啪啪哗哗哗哗哗冲

[00:06:01] 乱成了一锅粥

[00:06:04] 来人啦

[00:06:05] 快

[00:06:06] 来人

[00:06:08] 正在这时

[00:06:09] 贾云府

[00:06:10] 柳州臣

[00:06:12] 两位督粮官进来了

[00:06:14] 陛下

[00:06:15] 外头怎么回事

[00:06:16] 哎呀

[00:06:17] 报陛下大事不好了

[00:06:19] 突厥兵突然而来啊

[00:06:22] 四面八方全是人家的军队

[00:06:25] 无边无沿

[00:06:26] 也不知有多少把咱们给包围了

[00:06:30] 他们现在用带火的武器往里进攻

[00:06:34] 我军伤亡惨重

[00:06:36] 正在拼命的搏击

[00:06:39] 陛下

[00:06:39] 快点穿衣服跟随我们逃走吧

[00:06:42] 好

[00:06:44] 李世民一听

[00:06:46] 吓得好些

[00:06:47] 没趴下

[00:06:49] 赶紧顶盔贯甲

[00:06:51] 赵袍束带

[00:06:52] 系甲兰裙

[00:06:52] 周身上下收拾好了

[00:06:54] 贾云府柳州臣陪着

[00:06:56] 刚到黄罗帐门前

[00:06:59] 程咬金来了

[00:07:01] 再看程咬金

[00:07:02] 气喘吁吁

[00:07:04] 大肚子直颤

[00:07:05] 嗯

[00:07:06] 哎呀

[00:07:07] 陛下呀

[00:07:08] 咱们吃亏上当啊

[00:07:10] 这突厥兵不知道从哪儿来的

[00:07:14] 把咱给包围了

[00:07:16] 我军拼死抵抗啊

[00:07:19] 现在杀了个难解难分

[00:07:21] 陛下快随着微臣逃走吧

[00:07:25] 是非之地不能久呆呀

[00:07:29] 李世民考虑了考虑

[00:07:31] 好吧

[00:07:32] 带马抬刀

[00:07:35] 那李世民马上皇帝

[00:07:38] 想当年

[00:07:40] 那拼杀在两军阵

[00:07:42] 那也是一员虎将

[00:07:45] 别看上年纪了

[00:07:46] 也不含糊

[00:07:47] 提刀上马

[00:07:49] 亲兵卫队五六百人

[00:07:52] 再加上程咬金

[00:07:54] 贾云府柳州臣往外拼杀

[00:07:58] 等离大帐不远

[00:08:00] 抬头一看

[00:08:01] 四外全是火光啊

[00:08:04] 也分不清个个数

[00:08:07] 也不知道是自己的人还是突厥兵啊

[00:08:11] 乱成一锅粥了

[00:08:17] 程咬金就说

[00:08:18] 陛下

[00:08:19] 往北走

[00:08:20] 快点往北走

[00:08:24] 正走着

[00:08:26] 正遇上小白猿

[00:08:28] 侯君集和东方杰

[00:08:31] 诶

[00:08:31] 他俩来的正是时候

[00:08:33] 手下带着1000多人

[00:08:35] 李世民这才放心呢

[00:08:38] 二位爱卿

[00:08:39] 战况如何

[00:08:41] 侯君集一拨楞脑袋

[00:08:44] 陛下呀

[00:08:45] 形势对咱极其不利呀

[00:08:49] 突厥兵

[00:08:51] 全仗着马快兵刃急

[00:08:54] 把咱分割成多少块啊

[00:08:57] 我军都散了花了

[00:08:59] 难以集中

[00:09:01] 因此对咱不利

[00:09:02] 陛下快点走

[00:09:06] 往哪儿走

[00:09:07] 李世民也不知道

[00:09:08] 侯俊机也不知道

[00:09:10] 哪远离战场

[00:09:12] 就上哪儿去

[00:09:13] 东一头

[00:09:15] 西一头

[00:09:16] 突厥兵铺天盖地

[00:09:18] 有几十万之多呀

[00:09:21] 咱就这么说

[00:09:22] 一边往前杀着

[00:09:24] 一边死人

[00:09:26] 身边的人不断倒下去

[00:09:29] 而且突厥兵使用的全是弓箭和弩箭

[00:09:34] 不管什么箭头前

[00:09:37] 都用硫磺

[00:09:38] 焰硝都喂好了

[00:09:39] 射出来就着全是火箭呢

[00:09:42] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:09:44] 抽抽抽

[00:09:46] 一溜闪光

[00:09:47] 一溜闪光

[00:09:48] 射到哪哪着火

[00:09:50] 有的被射死

[00:09:52] 有的被活活的烧死

[00:09:54] 天地都映红了

[00:09:57] 李世民可有点冒了汗了

[00:09:59] 心里懊恼

[00:10:01] 别提了

[00:10:03] 心说

[00:10:03] 嘿

[00:10:04] 高兴高兴

[00:10:06] 来了个大倒霉呀

[00:10:08] 真想起那句话来

[00:10:10] 物极必反

[00:10:12] 乐极伤悲

[00:10:14] 高兴的太过分了

[00:10:16] 莫非这是报应不成吗

[00:10:19] 诶

[00:10:20] 他们正往前跑着呢

[00:10:21] 突然对面三声炮响

[00:10:25] 咚

[00:10:31] 再看突厥兵

[00:10:32] 往左右一分

[00:10:34] 火光中出现两员大将

[00:10:38] 把去路给卡死了

[00:10:41] 程咬金把大斧子一晃

[00:10:44] 慢

[00:10:44] 主公先站住

[00:10:45] 站住

[00:10:46] 各位站住

[00:10:47] 停止前进

[00:10:48] 哗

[00:10:49] 静下来

[00:10:51] 李世民和众人往对面观瞧

[00:10:55] 上垂手

[00:10:56] 一个人

[00:10:57] 这家太吓人了

[00:10:59] 跳下马来

[00:11:00] 摘盔卸甲

[00:11:01] 平顶

[00:11:02] 身高能有一丈二尺八

[00:11:05] 这大个子

[00:11:06] 上主天

[00:11:07] 下主地

[00:11:09] 头似麦斗

[00:11:10] 眼四刚明四方打脸下往前翘起来

[00:11:15] 往脸上一看

[00:11:17] 那眼眉打着卷

[00:11:19] 飞查两鬓

[00:11:21] 两个眼睛跟铜铃似的往外鼓

[00:11:24] 鼓着大耙鼻子翻鼻子头

[00:11:27] 那嘴唇没有一寸后也差不多是阔口咧腮

[00:11:32] 满嘴的黄板牙

[00:11:34] 耳带金环

[00:11:36] 梳着20 多颗虾米须的辫子

[00:11:40] 身上穿着牛皮甲

[00:11:43] 试着一条膀臂

[00:11:46] 张中擎着独角铜人槊

[00:11:50] 下边是牛皮的战裙

[00:11:52] 牛皮的护膝

[00:11:53] 牛皮的靴子

[00:11:55] 骑着一匹大黑马

[00:11:58] 一看就是野人呢

[00:12:01] 这哪冒出来的原始人呢

[00:12:04] 跟那妖怪差不多

[00:12:06] 十分叫人看着可怕

[00:12:08] 下水手一匹大红马鞍颤交环

[00:12:13] 鲜明萨亮满鞍桥端坐一人

[00:12:16] 这个头没那个大

[00:12:19] 也差不多

[00:12:20] 也得一丈挂零啊

[00:12:22] 头上梳着几十条虾米须的辫子

[00:12:25] 还插着几朵花

[00:12:28] 往身上看

[00:12:29] 穿着豹皮裙子

[00:12:31] 豹皮坎肩

[00:12:32] 豹皮护膝

[00:12:34] 豹皮的靴子

[00:12:35] 手中擎着一对鬼头钢盔

[00:12:40] 往脸上一看

[00:12:41] 大脸盘子

[00:12:42] 也是阔口咧腮

[00:12:45] 她仔细一看

[00:12:47] 乳房高起

[00:12:49] 女的

[00:12:52] 要不是看这个

[00:12:53] 比那男的还难看

[00:12:56] 哎哟

[00:12:57] 还有这样的女人呢

[00:12:59] 活妖怪呀

[00:13:01] 再看他们两个人

[00:13:02] 拦住去路

[00:13:04] 是哇哇直叫啊

[00:13:07] 侯君集一瞅

[00:13:08] 主公

[00:13:09] 各位

[00:13:10] 别担心

[00:13:11] 我过去招呼招呼

[00:13:13] 还得说侯君集

[00:13:14] 他是部下的将官

[00:13:17] 手握三叉鬼头刀

[00:13:19] 噔噔噔来到近前

[00:13:21] 咳呔

[00:13:25] 我说对面的二位贵姓高明啊

[00:13:29] 我说话你们听得懂听不懂啊诶

[00:13:33] 报名再战

[00:13:36] 那个男的

[00:13:38] 使独脚哇哇说的似乎听懂了

[00:13:42] 诶诶诶诶

[00:13:47] 小个子

[00:13:49] 你问我叫什么名字

[00:13:51] 对呀

[00:13:52] 啊

[00:13:52] 你真听懂了

[00:13:54] 要问我

[00:13:56] 我乃是赤壁保康王驾前之臣

[00:14:00] 又是他的二驸马

[00:14:02] 我叫海东珠

[00:14:05] 旁边这是我的夫人

[00:14:08] 我的夫人名叫八格公主

[00:14:13] 侯君集一咧嘴

[00:14:15] 娘啊

[00:14:15] 还有这样的公主啊

[00:14:17] 吓死个人呢啊诶

[00:14:21] 我说海东珠啊

[00:14:23] 行

[00:14:24] 有两下子

[00:14:25] 今天晚上出骑兵

[00:14:28] 把我们君臣包围了

[00:14:30] 不过你不要做好梦想把我们一举全歼呢

[00:14:35] 门都没有啊诶

[00:14:37] 听我良言相劝

[00:14:39] 道路闪开

[00:14:40] 咱们另定日期

[00:14:42] 决一死战

[00:14:43] 不听我告诉你

[00:14:45] 我叫你在刀下做鬼

[00:14:48] 小矬子

[00:14:49] 你是谁呀

[00:14:51] 我呀

[00:14:52] 小白猿

[00:14:53] 侯君集

[00:14:55] 好啊

[00:14:59] 嘿嘿

[00:15:00] 啊

[00:15:01] 你就是侯君集

[00:15:03] 听说过

[00:15:03] 听说过

[00:15:05] 久闻大名啊

[00:15:07] 不过侯俊机啊

[00:15:09] 今天你们已经中了计了

[00:15:12] 你看一看

[00:15:13] 正东、正西、正南、正北

[00:15:15] 东南、东北、西北

[00:15:17] 四面八方全都是我们的人了

[00:15:20] 还想走吗

[00:15:21] 走不了了

[00:15:23] 你不应该说这话

[00:15:25] 应该我说

[00:15:27] 你背后是李世民吗

[00:15:28] 嗯

[00:15:29] 李世民要明白事儿

[00:15:32] 赶紧下马投降

[00:15:33] 刻破中指

[00:15:35] 写下血书

[00:15:36] 能保你们君臣活命

[00:15:39] 如若不然

[00:15:40] 今天一个也跑不了是吗

[00:15:44] 那咱就比划比划

[00:15:46] 说到这儿

[00:15:47] 没法再说了

[00:15:49] 侯俊济

[00:15:50] 往前一纵

[00:15:51] 大战海东住

[00:15:53] 海东珠使的是娃娃槊呀

[00:15:56] 这条大槊100多斤

[00:15:58] 侯俊吉不敢拿刀碰

[00:16:00] 一碰刀就飞了

[00:16:02] 人家人高马大

[00:16:04] 侯君集个儿还小

[00:16:05] 又在部下

[00:16:06] 打起仗来十分吃力

[00:16:09] 东方杰在后头看

[00:16:12] 打吧

[00:16:13] 到了现在还讲什么客气了

[00:16:15] 冲啊

[00:16:18] 所有的众将骑杀战马

[00:16:21] 乱斗交换

[00:16:22] 都冲上来了

[00:16:24] 双方展开一场混战

[00:16:27] 后边就剩下李世民和程咬金

[00:16:31] 老程

[00:16:32] 这么一看呢

[00:16:33] 形势依然严峻

[00:16:35] 因为人家人太多了

[00:16:38] 双拳难敌四首

[00:16:40] 好汉架不住人多

[00:16:41] 程咬金跟李世民商量

[00:16:44] 陛下

[00:16:44] 我看够呛啊

[00:16:46] 快保着微臣逃命要紧

[00:16:50] 李世民

[00:16:51] 听这话怎么这么别扭

[00:16:53] 咱俩谁保谁呀

[00:16:55] 哦

[00:16:55] 合着我得保着你

[00:16:57] 哎呀

[00:16:58] 这么大年纪是颠三倒四啊

[00:17:01] 老王兄

[00:17:02] 你我往哪里去

[00:17:04] 看见没

[00:17:05] 这可能是东边

[00:17:07] 东边兵少

[00:17:08] 我保着你奔东边跑吧

[00:17:11] 手下现在剩下还不到500人了哦

[00:17:15] 奔东边下去了

[00:17:17] 这边打的咱不提

[00:17:19] 他们君臣奔正东

[00:17:21] 没跑出二里地去动弹

[00:17:28] 炮声一响

[00:17:29] 老程吓得好悬

[00:17:31] 没从马上摔下去啊

[00:17:33] 又有伏兵

[00:17:35] 到了

[00:17:36] 现在也豁出去了

[00:17:39] 抬头一看

[00:17:40] 借着火把灯光看得十分真切

[00:17:44] 面前闪出一员女将

[00:17:47] 也是女的

[00:17:48] 曹红马

[00:17:50] 张中使金背亲心刀

[00:17:54] 再看周身上下

[00:17:56] 顶盔贯甲

[00:17:58] 全身装束外罩百花袍

[00:18:02] 肩头横担花虎尾

[00:18:04] 脑后斜插雉鸡翎

[00:18:06] 走兽胡玄天

[00:18:08] 带是弯弓插箭

[00:18:10] 往脸上一看

[00:18:12] 哎哟

[00:18:13] 你还真别说

[00:18:15] 这突厥国呀

[00:18:17] 还真有美人

[00:18:20] 一看这员女将

[00:18:22] 诶

[00:18:22] 长得跟天仙相似

[00:18:26] 不仅肉皮细腻

[00:18:28] 五官清秀

[00:18:29] 而且年纪还不大

[00:18:31] 尽管如此

[00:18:32] 眼角眉梢带着千层杀气

[00:18:35] 鞍前马后是百步的威风

[00:18:39] 在这女将的身后

[00:18:41] 有100名女兵

[00:18:44] 其他的都是突厥率

[00:18:47] 老程心说

[00:18:49] 别看这女人长得这么美

[00:18:52] 他也是杀人的祖宗

[00:18:53] 也是我们的仇敌呀

[00:18:55] 呃

[00:18:56] 陛下您在这儿等着

[00:18:59] 老程

[00:19:00] 我过去看看

[00:19:02] 他不过去

[00:19:03] 没旁人了

[00:19:05] 李世民点了点头

[00:19:06] 捞王兄多加谨慎

[00:19:09] 还没说呢

[00:19:10] 我还有个老人缘啊

[00:19:12] 哒哒哒哒

[00:19:15] 你看程咬金呢

[00:19:16] 遇事不慌

[00:19:18] 他心里头尽管怎么着急

[00:19:21] 遇上这种事儿了

[00:19:22] 表面挺沉静

[00:19:24] 曰

[00:19:26] 四平八稳

[00:19:28] 在马上一坐

[00:19:29] 大斧子平端

[00:19:31] 丫头

[00:19:34] 你是哪位呀

[00:19:37] 单说对面这员女将

[00:19:40] 一看

[00:19:41] 前头来了一哨人马

[00:19:43] 嗯

[00:19:44] 看样子也就几百人

[00:19:46] 为首的俩人

[00:19:48] 一个长得挺带劲

[00:19:50] 面似冠玉

[00:19:52] 三绺黑胡

[00:19:54] 眉分八彩

[00:19:55] 目若朗星

[00:19:56] 但一看

[00:19:57] 头上戴的

[00:19:58] 身上穿的

[00:20:00] 就看出来是皇上

[00:20:03] 皇上的衣着跟一般人绝对不一样

[00:20:07] 金兰玉佩呀

[00:20:09] 嗯哟

[00:20:11] 这女子心就一动

[00:20:12] 莫非她就是唐天子李世民

[00:20:16] 哎哟

[00:20:17] 叫我遇上了

[00:20:18] 我要能把李世民生擒活拿

[00:20:23] 那没有再这么好的事儿了

[00:20:25] 这功劳大的没边儿了

[00:20:28] 能这么小吗

[00:20:30] 再一看旁边有个胖老头

[00:20:32] 这肚子都出了号了

[00:20:34] 端着大斧子

[00:20:36] 时间不大

[00:20:37] 到了近前跟自己说话

[00:20:40] 这女孩真聪明

[00:20:42] 从衣着

[00:20:44] 从马和兵器上判断

[00:20:46] 很可能是程咬金

[00:20:50] 程咬金是大唐朝举足轻重的人物

[00:20:54] 也慢说

[00:20:55] 抓李世民

[00:20:56] 把程咬金抓住

[00:20:58] 那也立下特大的功劳一件啊

[00:21:02] 想到这

[00:21:02] 这个女人心花怒放啊

[00:21:05] 她一不慌二不忙

[00:21:08] 稳操胜券

[00:21:10] 周围都是自己的人

[00:21:12] 埋伏出去十几里地

[00:21:14] 你能跑得了吗

[00:21:16] 慢说

[00:21:16] 你是人

[00:21:17] 你就是鸟

[00:21:18] 你也飞不出去

[00:21:22] 我说老头儿

[00:21:23] 你问我是谁吗

[00:21:25] 呃呃

[00:21:25] 对呀

[00:21:26] 丫头

[00:21:26] 你谁呀

[00:21:29] 我非是旁人

[00:21:31] 赤壁保康王是我干爹

[00:21:35] 我是她的干女儿

[00:21:37] 陀罗公主啊

[00:21:40] 公主啊

[00:21:41] 啊

[00:21:42] 婆罗公主

[00:21:45] 这方是你镇守了人也

[00:21:49] 我说老头儿

[00:21:50] 你先别问我

[00:21:51] 我问问你

[00:21:53] 你是不是程咬金

[00:21:54] 不是

[00:21:57] 程咬金一听

[00:21:58] 坏的让人认出来了

[00:22:00] 要认出了

[00:22:01] 就跑不了

[00:22:02] 可到了现在

[00:22:03] 不能说瞎话了

[00:22:05] 把大肚子一腆

[00:22:06] 不才正是我老人家

[00:22:10] 那后边穿黄袍那个是李世民喽

[00:22:14] 我说

[00:22:17] 程小金一看

[00:22:18] 说瞎话也不好使了

[00:22:19] 李世民穿着打扮与众不同啊

[00:22:23] 索性说实话

[00:22:24] 嘿嘿

[00:22:26] 算你走运

[00:22:28] 那真是我们皇上李世民哦

[00:22:32] 太好了

[00:22:34] 我程咬金呢

[00:22:36] 我奉劝你一句话

[00:22:38] 别费劲了

[00:22:39] 你们走不了了

[00:22:41] 中了我们的空城计

[00:22:43] 中了我们的烟儿炮、鬼吹灯

[00:22:46] 尽管你没进城

[00:22:48] 那都是一样的

[00:22:50] 梁台寄养全被我们夺了

[00:22:54] 你们人呢

[00:22:55] 就得活活饿死

[00:22:57] 马也得饿死

[00:22:58] 兵无斗志啊

[00:23:00] 还不如及早下马投降