《续集 第90集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:05] 乔东山

[00:00:07] 老桥头

[00:00:09] 顺说尉迟恭

[00:00:12] 这尉迟恭这人可拧了

[00:00:15] 天生的犟眼子

[00:00:17] 一条道跑到黑

[00:00:20] 当然

[00:00:20] 他这个命也不无道理

[00:00:24] 命不怕

[00:00:25] 命得对还是不对

[00:00:28] 尉迟恭呢

[00:00:29] 很重义气

[00:00:31] 觉得人家刘五洲对我不薄啊

[00:00:35] 从一个打铁的普通老百姓提拔到钱不正印先行官

[00:00:39] 掌握兵权

[00:00:41] 我说怎么的怎么的

[00:00:43] 你看我在白帝关一手遮天

[00:00:46] 人家不闻不问

[00:00:48] 对我这么相信

[00:00:50] 我遇上困难

[00:00:51] 出卖人家

[00:00:52] 我倒戈投降

[00:00:55] 那没人味儿

[00:00:56] 谁劝也不好使

[00:00:59] 但他也深知

[00:01:01] 老桥头一片至诚

[00:01:03] 老头儿说的也对

[00:01:05] 但不能接受

[00:01:08] 你说直着就拒绝了

[00:01:10] 怕老头儿受不了

[00:01:12] 所以很婉转的就拒绝

[00:01:15] 老人家

[00:01:16] 竖直而不攻

[00:01:19] 我不能接受啊

[00:01:21] 我那么做

[00:01:22] 我对不起人呢

[00:01:24] 您说呢

[00:01:26] 呃

[00:01:29] 尉迟恭啊

[00:01:30] 敬德

[00:01:33] 你的脾气秉性

[00:01:35] 我太了解了

[00:01:37] 你呱呱一落地那天

[00:01:41] 我就认识你啊

[00:01:43] 我看着你长大的

[00:01:45] 只是最近这十几年

[00:01:48] 咱爷儿俩不在一起了

[00:01:50] 你的脾气毫无改变

[00:01:53] 当然了

[00:01:54] 受人点水恩

[00:01:56] 须当涌泉报

[00:01:59] 知遇之恩

[00:02:00] 不忘

[00:02:01] 你是个正人君子

[00:02:04] 但是还是那句话

[00:02:06] 识时务者为俊杰呀

[00:02:10] 他刘武周从根本上比不了李渊

[00:02:14] 更比不了李世民呢

[00:02:17] 你保他

[00:02:18] 你去了材料了

[00:02:20] 比方说你想报恩怎么的

[00:02:23] 还报不了啊

[00:02:24] 你投靠大唐之后

[00:02:26] 劝说刘武周也降唐

[00:02:29] 就像人家李世民那样的人

[00:02:32] 站得高

[00:02:33] 看得远

[00:02:34] 也不会亏待刘武周

[00:02:37] 啊

[00:02:37] 免去杀身之祸

[00:02:39] 老百姓也免去刀兵之苦

[00:02:43] 这不也算报答吗

[00:02:45] 嗯

[00:02:46] 你何必按着你的主意

[00:02:48] 非得按这条道往下跑呢

[00:02:51] 老侄儿

[00:02:52] 你说对也不对

[00:02:54] 老人家不必多说了

[00:02:56] 您呢

[00:02:57] 心我领了

[00:02:59] 我不会投降的

[00:03:01] 要想叫我投降不难啊

[00:03:04] 那你说说

[00:03:05] 怎么个不安

[00:03:07] 除非刘武周不在人世了

[00:03:11] 刘五州嘎嘣死了

[00:03:13] 那行

[00:03:15] 我可以考虑

[00:03:16] 刘五周

[00:03:17] 在这一天

[00:03:18] 我绝不能降堂

[00:03:20] 老人家

[00:03:21] 您别往下说了

[00:03:23] 呃

[00:03:23] 我

[00:03:26] 乔东山一看

[00:03:27] 顶了

[00:03:28] 牛了

[00:03:29] 没法再劝了

[00:03:31] 知道再劝也没用了

[00:03:34] 好了

[00:03:34] 好了

[00:03:34] 好了

[00:03:36] 那么的

[00:03:37] 我就把你的意思转告秦王

[00:03:40] 对对对对

[00:03:41] 拜托拜托

[00:03:43] 行了

[00:03:43] 行了

[00:03:44] 行了

[00:03:45] 呃

[00:03:46] 还有点儿事儿

[00:03:47] 我带来不少东西

[00:03:49] 这可不是我的啊

[00:03:51] 秦王啊

[00:03:52] 怕你受罪

[00:03:54] 怕弟兄们饿着

[00:03:56] 这不带来不少吃喝

[00:03:58] 你都留下吧去

[00:04:01] 我我怎么能吃敌人的东西

[00:04:04] 孩子

[00:04:05] 你怎么这样啊

[00:04:07] 你不吃你饿的慌啊

[00:04:10] 反

[00:04:10] 我把东西留到这儿

[00:04:12] 你用不用

[00:04:13] 那是你的事儿

[00:04:15] 我告辞了啊

[00:04:17] 看着你我也放心了

[00:04:20] 见着我侄儿媳妇儿

[00:04:21] 见着我孙子

[00:04:23] 我也有个交代了

[00:04:25] 孩子你保重吧啊

[00:04:28] 你翅膀硬了

[00:04:29] 你有主见

[00:04:31] 大主意

[00:04:32] 你自己拿吧

[00:04:34] 老头儿是无限伤感呢

[00:04:38] 转身上了驴

[00:04:40] 下了小孤山

[00:04:42] 尉迟恭再也没说话

[00:04:45] 目送着老头儿远去

[00:04:47] 这心里头不知道是什么滋味

[00:04:51] 按下他

[00:04:51] 咱不说

[00:04:52] 单说桥东山

[00:04:54] 回来见着李世民

[00:04:55] 见着军师大帅

[00:04:57] 把这话如实的

[00:04:59] 说了一遍

[00:05:01] 李世民点头

[00:05:02] 好啊

[00:05:03] 老人家

[00:05:04] 多谢多谢

[00:05:05] 这我们心里头就有底了

[00:05:08] 来人呢

[00:05:09] 护送老人家赶奔白璧关前敌

[00:05:13] 好生服侍

[00:05:15] 呃呃

[00:05:15] 别别别别别别

[00:05:17] 我不给你们找麻烦了

[00:05:20] 我看着尉迟恭了

[00:05:21] 我就放心了

[00:05:23] 回去啊

[00:05:24] 我把信给带到了

[00:05:26] 王爷

[00:05:27] 多谢你的款待

[00:05:28] 各位

[00:05:29] 咱后会有期了

[00:05:31] 老朽回家就去等死去了

[00:05:34] 李世民给拿了二百两银子

[00:05:37] 乔东山说什么也不要

[00:05:38] 李世民是绝不答应

[00:05:40] 后来老头儿没办法

[00:05:42] 把银子收下了

[00:05:43] 我谢谢亲王

[00:05:46] 还是那句话

[00:05:47] 尉迟恭好人呢

[00:05:50] 这孩子就是点命

[00:05:52] 嗯

[00:05:52] 他说出的话肯定算数

[00:05:56] 至于将来你们能不能合在一起

[00:06:00] 我心里也没底了

[00:06:02] 这都是老天的安排呀

[00:06:05] 我也管不了了

[00:06:06] 咱们后会有期吧

[00:06:09] 乔东山上了驴

[00:06:12] 回山西朔州马邑县

[00:06:15] 老头儿走了

[00:06:16] 怎么送信咱且不提

[00:06:19] 单说秦王李世民

[00:06:21] 跟军师大帅

[00:06:23] 大家一商议

[00:06:24] 怎么办呢

[00:06:25] 哦

[00:06:26] 刘武周活着

[00:06:28] 尉迟恭至死不降

[00:06:31] 现在刘五周才52 岁

[00:06:34] 身体倍儿棒

[00:06:35] 得哪天死

[00:06:38] 哎

[00:06:38] 他不可能啊

[00:06:40] 看来这是不想投降啊

[00:06:43] 这怎么办呢

[00:06:45] 大家正在想主意的时候

[00:06:48] 报事的来了

[00:06:50] 报王家千岁

[00:06:51] 报军师大帅

[00:06:53] 侯君集求见

[00:06:56] 啊

[00:06:57] 大伙儿一听

[00:06:58] 开了锅了

[00:07:00] 小白猿侯君机呀

[00:07:02] 贾柳楼磕头的老18

[00:07:06] 诶

[00:07:07] 这从天上掉下来的吗

[00:07:09] 咱们说过

[00:07:10] 李渊也好

[00:07:12] 李世民也好

[00:07:13] 就想把瓦岗山的人全盘接收

[00:07:17] 把贾柳楼磕头的

[00:07:19] 把兄弟全盘接收

[00:07:22] 现在差许多人呢

[00:07:24] 嗯

[00:07:25] 罗成还没来

[00:07:26] 单雄信没来

[00:07:28] 侯军机没来

[00:07:30] 有的死了

[00:07:31] 有的没信儿

[00:07:32] 这是一大遗憾

[00:07:34] 李渊交代的清楚

[00:07:36] 无论如何

[00:07:38] 把失散这些人全给我找着

[00:07:42] 我一定加风险官

[00:07:44] 咱们在一起共事

[00:07:47] 正愁找不着侯君集呢

[00:07:50] 诶

[00:07:50] 主动登门了

[00:07:53] 徐懋公一乐

[00:07:54] 哎呀

[00:07:55] 天赐良机呀

[00:07:57] 王爷

[00:07:58] 我给您道喜

[00:07:59] 你看

[00:08:00] 早不来晚不来

[00:08:02] 在节骨眼上

[00:08:03] 老18 来了

[00:08:04] 他要来了

[00:08:06] 一切难题迎刃而解

[00:08:09] 收尉迟恭有望了

[00:08:12] 李世民不明白徐茂公的话什么含义

[00:08:16] 其实啊

[00:08:17] 很清楚

[00:08:19] 因为这侯君机

[00:08:21] 他的能耐与众不同

[00:08:23] 别人都是马上的将官

[00:08:26] 唯独侯君集是部下的人

[00:08:28] 高来高去

[00:08:29] 陆地飞腾

[00:08:30] 走高楼跃大厦

[00:08:32] 如走平地

[00:08:34] 别人办不到的事儿

[00:08:36] 他能办的到

[00:08:37] 别人看着太难诶他伸手得来

[00:08:41] 请

[00:08:43] 大家站起身来

[00:08:45] 列队迎接

[00:08:46] 时间不大

[00:08:47] 侯军击一蹿二蹦从外头进来了

[00:08:51] 哎

[00:08:52] 哎呀

[00:08:53] 都在都在

[00:08:54] 哎呵

[00:08:55] 想死我了

[00:08:57] 想死我了

[00:08:58] 二哥呀

[00:08:59] 三哥哟

[00:09:00] 四哥五个

[00:09:01] 六哥七个八个啊

[00:09:03] 都在这儿呢

[00:09:04] 我给各位磕头喽

[00:09:08] 众人用手相搀

[00:09:10] 一看

[00:09:10] 这侯俊集小个儿不高

[00:09:12] 个儿不高

[00:09:13] 倍儿精神

[00:09:14] 一对小黄眼珠子叽里咕噜来回站转

[00:09:18] 狗油胡七根朝上八根朝下

[00:09:20] 一说话小胡NN 直蹦

[00:09:23] 依然是那么精神

[00:09:25] 那么透亮

[00:09:26] 背后背着三叉鬼头刀

[00:09:28] 斜挎白把囊

[00:09:29] 打着半截鱼鳞裹腿

[00:09:31] 蹬着一双大尾巴兜跟洒鞋

[00:09:35] 身上背着个大包袱

[00:09:37] 沉甸甸的

[00:09:38] 不知道里边装的什么东西

[00:09:41] 两眼倍儿亮

[00:09:43] 侯俊机见过众人之后

[00:09:45] 抢不起身

[00:09:46] 来到秦王近前

[00:09:48] 哎呀

[00:09:50] 您是秦王千岁千千岁草民侯军机给您磕头了

[00:09:56] 侯贤事

[00:09:58] 请起

[00:09:58] 请起

[00:10:00] 李世民伸双手相搀

[00:10:02] 亲热的不得了

[00:10:05] 侯贤士

[00:10:06] 侯大侠

[00:10:08] 您这是从哪儿来

[00:10:10] 从家里来呗

[00:10:12] 哎呀

[00:10:12] 我这个人好动不好静

[00:10:15] 里边请

[00:10:16] 里边请

[00:10:17] 请进大帐

[00:10:18] 分宾主落座

[00:10:20] 各位英雄全都围拢上来

[00:10:23] 全都跟侯俊集处的不错呀

[00:10:25] 侯君集这个人呢

[00:10:27] 好说好笑

[00:10:29] 跟他在一起

[00:10:31] 永远不发愁

[00:10:33] 天大的仇事儿

[00:10:34] 难不住他

[00:10:35] 又活泼

[00:10:37] 又机灵

[00:10:37] 能耐又大

[00:10:40] 这侯君集就说各位啊

[00:10:43] 我都打听清楚了

[00:10:45] 对面是小孤山

[00:10:46] 你们把孤山给包围了

[00:10:49] 要逼着玉之功投降

[00:10:51] 是也不是

[00:10:52] 正是

[00:10:54] 秦二爷乐了

[00:10:56] 我兄弟你什么都知道

[00:10:58] 哎呀

[00:10:58] 我比我三哥

[00:10:59] 我可比不了

[00:11:00] 但是你兄弟也不傻呀

[00:11:03] 鼻子底下有张嘴

[00:11:04] 我不会打听吧

[00:11:05] 我都打听的清清楚楚

[00:11:07] 要不我怎么找到这儿来的啊

[00:11:10] 说的是

[00:11:10] 说的是

[00:11:12] 单说侯君集怎么来的

[00:11:15] 冈山散将

[00:11:18] 这李密

[00:11:19] 酒色之徒

[00:11:21] 寒了大伙儿的心

[00:11:23] 魏征徐茂公留下反诗

[00:11:27] 侯君集一看呢

[00:11:29] 没意思

[00:11:30] 前途一片黑暗

[00:11:33] 再待下去

[00:11:34] 没滋味

[00:11:35] 侯君集性情啊

[00:11:38] 你要说随和嘛

[00:11:39] 也孤僻

[00:11:40] 跟谁也没打招呼

[00:11:42] 在瓦岗山收拾收拾小包

[00:11:45] 一心无挂

[00:11:47] 他回了他们的原籍

[00:11:49] 江西信州红桃山

[00:11:52] 侯家寨

[00:11:54] 回家了

[00:11:55] 他家里还有什么人呢

[00:11:57] 父母早就不在了

[00:11:59] 还有个叔叔叫老白猿

[00:12:02] 金鸡***侯登山

[00:12:05] 啊

[00:12:05] 到家里一看呢

[00:12:06] 回来的正时候

[00:12:08] 叔叔一病不起

[00:12:11] 变成另外一个人了

[00:12:13] 侯君集心里十分难过呀

[00:12:17] 先问了病情

[00:12:18] 侯登山就说

[00:12:20] 孩子

[00:12:20] 你回来的真是时候

[00:12:23] 我正想派人去找你去呢

[00:12:26] 叔叔

[00:12:27] 我病了半年了

[00:12:28] 看来我的老命

[00:12:31] 就要结束了

[00:12:33] 你说咱家有这么些东西

[00:12:35] 虽然说没有什么高楼大厦

[00:12:37] 也没什么好良田

[00:12:39] 毕竟这些年维持的不错呀

[00:12:42] 还剩了不少东西

[00:12:45] 交给什么人呢

[00:12:46] 叔叔已死

[00:12:48] 你哪儿都别去了

[00:12:50] 在老家一忍

[00:12:51] 你就享福吧啊

[00:12:54] 侯君集十分难过

[00:12:56] 马上找郎中给叔叔看病

[00:13:00] 结果这大夫是治病治不了命

[00:13:04] 侯君集回到家乡没到俩月

[00:13:08] 老白猿

[00:13:09] 侯登山是一命身亡

[00:13:12] 老头儿死了

[00:13:14] 侯君集在家里头料理丧事

[00:13:18] 把叔父掩埋之后

[00:13:20] 然后家里的事儿就归他操持了

[00:13:24] 哎哟

[00:13:25] 侯君集这个闹心呢

[00:13:27] 一呢

[00:13:28] 他好动不好静

[00:13:30] 二一个他是什么人呢

[00:13:32] 是创业的人呢

[00:13:34] 你就讲究开兵见仗

[00:13:37] 斗引埋伏

[00:13:38] 攻沙斩守

[00:13:39] 再危险再困难

[00:13:41] 他不在乎

[00:13:42] 可在家里头

[00:13:44] 什么柴米油盐呢

[00:13:46] 婆婆妈妈这些事儿她处理不了

[00:13:50] 他闹心呢

[00:13:53] 他勉勉强强住了不到半年

[00:13:56] 后来把地卖了

[00:13:58] 把房子卖了

[00:13:59] 把仆人打发走了

[00:14:01] 变成现银

[00:14:03] 一部分存入银号

[00:14:05] 他随身带了一点儿

[00:14:08] 侯军机想

[00:14:09] 不行

[00:14:09] 我还得闯天下去

[00:14:11] 在家就得把我憋死

[00:14:14] 背着刀

[00:14:15] 带着百宝囊

[00:14:16] 闯天下

[00:14:18] 怎么闯啊

[00:14:19] 还得投奔一个***啊

[00:14:22] 现在天下大乱

[00:14:24] 刀兵四起

[00:14:25] 很多人都***割据

[00:14:28] 到底保谁合适呢

[00:14:30] 你还真别说

[00:14:32] 能耐再大人在高明

[00:14:35] 也有实物的地方

[00:14:37] 他也不怎么的

[00:14:38] 糊了巴涂的

[00:14:40] 他也投靠了刘武周

[00:14:43] 就这鸡冠子王

[00:14:45] 到那儿一补名字

[00:14:47] 进了招贤馆

[00:14:49] 刘武周也在招贤纳事啊

[00:14:51] 这一天闲着没事儿

[00:14:53] 刘武州一看

[00:14:54] 呃

[00:14:54] 侯军机这名儿怎么这么熟啊

[00:14:57] 一了解

[00:14:58] 是瓦岗山的人

[00:15:00] 家里楼磕头的把兄弟排行18号老18

[00:15:05] 哎哟

[00:15:07] 与虎同眠

[00:15:08] 没有善寿啊

[00:15:09] 既是瓦岗山的人

[00:15:11] 哪有饭桶啊

[00:15:12] 鸡冠子王刘武周非常高兴

[00:15:15] 特别降旨在王宫要单独接见侯君集

[00:15:21] 侯君集得着信儿挺高兴

[00:15:23] 心说

[00:15:24] 备不住

[00:15:24] 这是明君呢

[00:15:27] 嗯

[00:15:27] 不管怎么说

[00:15:28] 随便划了一个

[00:15:29] 也比那个色鬼李密强

[00:15:33] 那个王八蛋

[00:15:34] 把我气死了

[00:15:36] 第二天更换一套新衣服

[00:15:38] 高高兴兴来见鸡冠子王刘武周

[00:15:41] 刘五洲本来挺高兴的

[00:15:44] 降阶而迎

[00:15:45] 等一见面

[00:15:46] 刘五洲咧了嘴了

[00:15:48] 他光听侯君集的名

[00:15:50] 没见过面儿

[00:15:52] 一看怎么这么小个

[00:15:53] 比桌子高不了多少

[00:15:56] 这脑瓜长得怎么跟枣胡差不多

[00:15:59] 两头尖

[00:16:00] 当地粗

[00:16:01] 一对猴眼

[00:16:02] 叽里咕噜直转小阴沟

[00:16:04] 鼻子薄

[00:16:05] 嘴片狗油胡

[00:16:06] 呀呀呀呀

[00:16:07] 从背影看像小孩儿

[00:16:09] 从正面看其貌不扬

[00:16:13] 刘五周心里想

[00:16:15] 这肯定是瓦岗山的饭桶

[00:16:18] 滥竽充数的货

[00:16:20] 诶

[00:16:21] 没人要了

[00:16:23] 跑我这儿来混饭吃来了

[00:16:26] 结果他脸上的表情就带出来了

[00:16:28] 冷言冷语

[00:16:30] 随便问了几句话

[00:16:32] 告诉手下人带下去吧啊

[00:16:35] 好生款待一日三餐

[00:16:38] 不要亏待了

[00:16:40] 侯君集是干什么的

[00:16:42] 眼着毛都是空的

[00:16:44] 见其外

[00:16:46] 知其内

[00:16:46] 观其面

[00:16:47] 知其心

[00:16:48] 察言观色

[00:16:49] 这么一看哟

[00:16:52] 刘武周没拿我当回事儿

[00:16:54] 瞧不起我哦

[00:16:57] 以为我没地方要了

[00:16:59] 跑你这儿混饭吃来了

[00:17:01] 这是对我最大的羞辱

[00:17:05] 回到住处之后

[00:17:07] 他把行李打点好了

[00:17:08] 心说

[00:17:09] 我走此地不养爷

[00:17:11] 还有养爷处

[00:17:12] 但又一想

[00:17:14] 也不对

[00:17:17] 我也别任性

[00:17:19] 也许刘五洲有不高兴的事儿

[00:17:22] 诶人呢有七情六欲

[00:17:24] 有时候高兴

[00:17:25] 有时候苦恼

[00:17:28] 今儿个备不住

[00:17:29] 心烦

[00:17:29] 心情不好

[00:17:31] 我就拿这个

[00:17:32] 就挑人家了

[00:17:33] 我上哪儿去

[00:17:35] 出一家入一家

[00:17:36] 也不容易呀

[00:17:38] 要不再忍忍吧

[00:17:40] 往后看看再说

[00:17:42] 所以他就没走

[00:17:44] 嘿

[00:17:44] 这没走还对了

[00:17:46] 前些日子出了一档子事儿

[00:17:50] 侯俊集吃饱了

[00:17:51] 没事儿啊

[00:17:52] 人家也没封他什么官

[00:17:54] 他也没权利一天反就养活着他

[00:17:58] 他睡足了

[00:17:59] 吃饱了

[00:18:00] 到街上溜达

[00:18:01] 遇上个老头儿

[00:18:02] 老太太在那哭

[00:18:04] 他一了解情况

[00:18:06] 老头儿老太太向他诉苦

[00:18:08] 有个女儿

[00:18:10] 叫鸡罐子

[00:18:11] 把刘五洲给抢去了

[00:18:13] 现在就在王宫呢

[00:18:16] 恐怕凶多吉少啊

[00:18:18] 我们告状

[00:18:19] 上哪儿告去

[00:18:20] 这

[00:18:21] 这

[00:18:21] 这都是刘武周的天下呀

[00:18:24] 侯君集一听

[00:18:25] 这火儿就撞上来了

[00:18:27] 心说冈山为什么三将

[00:18:30] 为什么我不保李密

[00:18:32] 就因为李密众美人不爱江山

[00:18:36] 那是个酒色之徒

[00:18:38] 难成大事啊

[00:18:40] 故此人心散了

[00:18:42] 冈山三将

[00:18:44] 哦

[00:18:45] 你也是这个货

[00:18:46] 你还抢民女

[00:18:48] 有你这样的君主吗

[00:18:51] 这真的是假的

[00:18:53] 侯君集爱管闲事儿

[00:18:55] 问完老头儿老太太姓名和住处

[00:18:58] 晚上收拾干净利落赶奔王宫

[00:19:02] 要看看真假

[00:19:04] 书说简短

[00:19:06] 到王宫正好

[00:19:07] 叫他堵上

[00:19:08] 鸡冠子王刘武周真是个酒色之徒

[00:19:12] 抢民女不是这一回

[00:19:14] 也不是这一个

[00:19:16] 在他王宫里头

[00:19:18] 几百名良家妇女

[00:19:21] 任凭她摆布

[00:19:24] 他把这江山就交给御史公和宋金刚了

[00:19:28] 按他的话说

[00:19:30] 他就在王宫里享福

[00:19:33] 天天过着这糜烂的生活

[00:19:36] 正好让侯君集给堵上

[00:19:40] 侯军机一看

[00:19:42] 气炸连肝肺锉碎口中压呀

[00:19:46] 心说

[00:19:47] 我真倒了霉了

[00:19:49] 怎么保了这么个混蛋王八蛋呢

[00:19:52] 转念又一想

[00:19:53] 也不算倒霉

[00:19:55] 正好利用这个机会为民除害

[00:19:59] 侯君集的脾气可爆

[00:20:01] 瞪眼宰活人

[00:20:04] 当他了解了情况之后

[00:20:06] 拽出三岔鬼偷刀到了里边

[00:20:09] 赌上机关的王里有五周

[00:20:11] 连话都没说

[00:20:13] 手起刀落

[00:20:14] 噗

[00:20:15] 把脑瓜给布了下来了

[00:20:18] 哎呀

[00:20:19] 把这些良家妇女全都遣散

[00:20:23] 侯君集有个毛病

[00:20:24] 贼不走空

[00:20:26] 在王宫里头划拉划拉之前的东西带了不少

[00:20:30] 心说这不义之财

[00:20:32] 将来做有义之用

[00:20:35] 把他围在腰里头

[00:20:36] 然后找了块油布

[00:20:38] 把鸡冠子往刘五洲的脑袋嗷吧包吧

[00:20:42] 往身上一扛

[00:20:43] 就离开了王宫

[00:20:45] 这下惹了大祸了

[00:20:47] 还敢待下去吗

[00:20:50] 因此

[00:20:51] 天不亮

[00:20:51] 他就离开了怀庆府

[00:20:55] 那么到了外头一扫

[00:20:57] 听

[00:20:58] 大唐朝的人马正驻扎在白璧关

[00:21:03] 那唐朝都谁呀

[00:21:04] 嘿呀

[00:21:06] 我二哥也在

[00:21:07] 三哥也在

[00:21:08] 四哥也在

[00:21:09] 六哥

[00:21:09] 哎

[00:21:10] 他都在

[00:21:11] 我投奔他们去吧

[00:21:13] 就这么

[00:21:14] 他到了白壁关

[00:21:15] 结果一打听

[00:21:17] 都在小孤山

[00:21:20] 要围攻尉迟恭

[00:21:23] 有人告诉他怎么走怎么走

[00:21:25] 所以小白猿侯君集一口气儿

[00:21:29] 这才来到小孤山唐营

[00:21:32] 当他把经过讲述完了

[00:21:35] 把那包打开

[00:21:36] 众位上演

[00:21:38] 看这谁的狗头啊

[00:21:40] 这谁鸡冠子王刘五洲

[00:21:45] 这个王八蛋

[00:21:46] 让我一刀把脑袋剥了下来了

[00:21:49] 他是罪有应得呀

[00:21:54] 都乐了

[00:21:55] 尉迟恭拍了拍侯君集的肩头

[00:21:59] 老师吧

[00:22:00] 兄弟

[00:22:01] 你替我们解决了大问题了哦

[00:22:05] 此话怎讲

[00:22:06] 方才我们发愁呢

[00:22:09] 我们想劝降尉迟恭

[00:22:11] 尉迟恭提了个条件

[00:22:13] 刘五洲不死

[00:22:15] 他就不投降

[00:22:16] 哪天死了

[00:22:17] 他哪天投降

[00:22:18] 诶

[00:22:19] 你替我们解决大问题了

[00:22:21] 你把他宰了了却了尉迟恭的院了

[00:22:26] 现在我们可以收降他了

[00:22:28] 这不是帮我们大忙了吗

[00:22:30] 是吗

[00:22:31] 嘿

[00:22:32] 歪打正着

[00:22:33] 还真有了用了

[00:22:34] 好嘞好嘞

[00:22:35] 三哥您看着安排吧

[00:22:39] 侯君集在这儿住下咱不说

[00:22:41] 到了第二天

[00:22:42] 平明众人饱参战犯之毕

[00:22:46] 秦琼带着刘武周的脑袋来见尉迟恭

[00:22:52] 相见之下

[00:22:53] 尉迟公做好了战斗准备

[00:22:56] 圆睁环眼

[00:22:58] 手托蛇矛枪

[00:22:59] 不横装横你来来来来来来

[00:23:02] 秦琼

[00:23:04] 你见某何事