《X-M@$》歌词

[00:00:00] X-M@$ - Corey Taylor

[00:00:13] There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree

[00:00:18] Gussied up with candy canes and balls

[00:00:21] Those carolers have kept me up for hours

[00:00:25] It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

[00:00:29] Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing

[00:00:33] But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand

[00:00:36] It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools

[00:00:40] But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

[00:00:44] HA If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

[00:00:49] You know where to stick those jingle bells

[00:00:52] If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

[00:00:56] And all you motherf**kers go to hell

[00:01:00] If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa

[00:01:04] Joy to the world and jack and coke

[00:01:08] If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

[00:01:11] Cause I never anything but broke

[00:01:17] Now every year the malls are just a madhouse

[00:01:21] Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles

[00:01:25] Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit

[00:01:28] And those colored lights are f**king infantile

[00:01:32] I think we collectively as the people

[00:01:36] Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

[00:01:40] And tell the world:Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change

[00:01:44] Before we spend it all on f**king toys

[00:01:47] HA So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

[00:01:52] You know where to stick those jingle bells

[00:01:56] If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

[00:01:59] Fa la la la la go f**k yourself

[00:02:03] If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa

[00:02:07] Joy to the world of getting stoned

[00:02:11] If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

[00:02:15] So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone

[00:02:18] HA MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS