《小五义 第166集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 酒是穿肠毒药

[00:00:05] 色是刮骨钢刀

[00:00:08] 财是惹祸的根苗

[00:00:11] 气是雷烟火炮

[00:00:15] 酒色财气一堵墙高人聚在里边藏

[00:00:21] 有人跳出墙边外

[00:00:24] 便是神仙不老方酒色财气

[00:00:32] 古今中外

[00:00:34] 谁也跳不出这四个字儿

[00:00:37] 不信你挨个数

[00:00:39] 有好这就好那个

[00:00:43] 这酒是最主要的

[00:00:44] 李白的能耐多大

[00:00:47] 李白专门喝酒

[00:00:49] 现在喝酒的人是大有人才

[00:00:51] 还是一种嗜好

[00:00:54] 那么适度地喝

[00:00:56] 那是有好处

[00:00:58] 过了量伤害身体呢

[00:01:01] 才也是人为财死

[00:01:04] 鸟为食亡啊

[00:01:06] 都想挣钱呢

[00:01:08] 钱也是好东西

[00:01:10] 国家没钱

[00:01:11] 国家的王国

[00:01:13] 个人没钱

[00:01:14] 这日子没法过

[00:01:16] 但是太多了

[00:01:17] 招灾惹祸也不是好东西

[00:01:21] 总而言之

[00:01:22] 言而总之

[00:01:23] 您就挨个对号

[00:01:25] 谁也挑不出这四个字

[00:01:27] 起码来说还占个气字

[00:01:30] 拿咱们前文这段书说

[00:01:34] 仁宗点了点头

[00:01:36] 得尽力一点

[00:01:38] 虽然说能把霸王找回

[00:01:41] 但是起码来说抓住贼

[00:01:44] 这个事情就有了希望

[00:01:47] 还可以容积环线

[00:01:51] 因此

[00:01:52] 人工告诉包大人

[00:01:54] 赶紧恢复

[00:01:56] 继续山脉

[00:01:58] 一定要把他们的口供分出来

[00:02:02] 包大人这才灵芝下降

[00:02:06] 随着开封

[00:02:07] 先问江平

[00:02:09] 这两个贼呀

[00:02:10] 在什么地方

[00:02:12] 你看在校为何惊讶

[00:02:16] 让他们用过饭

[00:02:18] 他们不吃

[00:02:19] 哼

[00:02:21] 上个药药都给上

[00:02:24] 不放心

[00:02:25] 这俩家伙身体非常棒

[00:02:29] 可经揍

[00:02:32] 一会儿

[00:02:33] 大家心里片刻继续审问

[00:02:36] 万岁有旨

[00:02:38] 必须撬开他们的牙关啊

[00:02:43] 时间不大

[00:02:44] 众人休息完了

[00:02:45] 把俩腿又提出来

[00:02:48] 白天接他们

[00:02:50] 当然不能光买

[00:02:53] 包括展雄飞在内

[00:02:56] 掰开揉碎

[00:02:57] 给这两个人剪刀

[00:03:00] 几一阵

[00:03:01] 善一阵

[00:03:02] 软一阵

[00:03:03] 硬一阵

[00:03:05] 哎

[00:03:06] 你有千条妙计

[00:03:08] 这俩贼有一定之规

[00:03:10] 哎

[00:03:10] 就是不说话

[00:03:13] 眼看右掌了灯

[00:03:15] 还是一无所获

[00:03:18] 简评没办法

[00:03:20] 吩咐一声

[00:03:21] 吊起来

[00:03:21] 接茬打

[00:03:25] 那块儿打着

[00:03:28] 方福安晃着大呢

[00:03:30] 两只眼睛不住的转动

[00:03:33] 哎

[00:03:34] 突然

[00:03:35] 他想了个笔

[00:03:37] 把讲评较劲而发

[00:03:41] 附一

[00:03:43] 我看咱遇上棘手的事儿可不是

[00:03:49] 我问过这么多案子

[00:03:51] 就没遇上过这么骨头硬的飞

[00:03:55] 子爷爷有道是官断十条路

[00:04:00] 既然学路不通

[00:04:03] 咱们应当改变方法

[00:04:06] 你说吧

[00:04:08] 你有什么主意我听听

[00:04:11] 爷爷

[00:04:13] 你们打算定一条苦肉计

[00:04:17] 您看怎么样

[00:04:19] 苦肉计杨飞

[00:04:21] 真有你的

[00:04:22] 详细说来

[00:04:24] 请你们

[00:04:30] 您看行吗

[00:04:33] 四爷平凡了就皱眉

[00:04:36] 啊

[00:04:38] 那可危险性太大点儿了

[00:04:41] 你得吃多大的苦头

[00:04:44] 哎呀

[00:04:44] 我的呢

[00:04:47] 我自知罪孽深重

[00:04:51] 你想想

[00:04:52] 我前者陪我老夫上菜是不喝

[00:04:57] 结果出了事儿

[00:04:59] 检查黑霸王

[00:05:01] 私访又出了事儿

[00:05:04] 虽然说不能都怪我

[00:05:07] 但我也有一定的关系和责任

[00:05:12] 真是罪该万死

[00:05:15] 因此我才出了这么个主意

[00:05:18] 即便担点风险甚至死了

[00:05:22] 我也是罪有应得

[00:05:25] 你干脆你就答应了

[00:05:30] 完了

[00:05:32] 你的心我很受感动

[00:05:36] 不过事关重大

[00:05:38] 我得启示了相爷之后再做决定

[00:05:42] 你等着

[00:05:44] 就这样

[00:05:45] 蒋平见着包的人把方才方砖定的苦肉计这个方法讲述了一遍

[00:05:54] 包大人闻听就一皱眉

[00:05:57] 然后

[00:05:59] 哎呀

[00:06:02] 史记微妙

[00:06:05] 舒安可以吃苦受罪

[00:06:08] 是我已经跟他讲过了

[00:06:11] 他说宁愿把性命都搭上

[00:06:14] 也在所不惜

[00:06:17] 最后包的人一咬牙

[00:06:20] 点头

[00:06:21] 好吧

[00:06:22] 就依计而行

[00:06:27] 蒋平出来跟方舒阿姨说

[00:06:29] 方书安给讲评

[00:06:31] 一个劲儿作揖

[00:06:32] 我谢谢爷爷

[00:06:33] 我谢谢爷爷

[00:06:35] 这样我才觉得心安理得

[00:06:39] 妹妹说

[00:06:40] 这苦肉计是怎么回事儿

[00:06:43] 一会儿您就清楚了

[00:06:46] 说话的时候

[00:06:47] 蒋平一摆手

[00:06:49] 给我打进俩贼

[00:06:51] 把他们压下去

[00:06:53] 找郎中调治伤症

[00:06:56] 爆发伤口

[00:06:58] 不吃饭就给他们灌汤

[00:07:01] 好保住他俩不符

[00:07:04] 大家该用饭用饭

[00:07:07] 讲评向众人一一作了交代

[00:07:11] 众人一听

[00:07:12] 无不挑大指称赞放大脑

[00:07:17] 没想到他居然能出来这么一条猪

[00:07:21] 看来行之有效

[00:07:26] 当天高的人伤做饵

[00:07:31] 把俩贼提上来接茬什么

[00:07:34] 翻来覆去就是那几句话

[00:07:36] 姓什么叫什么

[00:07:38] 从哪儿来

[00:07:39] 受谁主使来的

[00:07:41] 开封

[00:07:41] 究竟你们想干什么

[00:07:44] 可这俩家伙仍然是一句话也不说

[00:07:49] 最后把讲评气急了

[00:07:51] 好

[00:07:53] 我看看你们俩的嘴硬还是我的情绪要来呀

[00:07:59] 上铁路

[00:08:04] 时间不大

[00:08:06] 三班仁义端了两个大胖子

[00:08:09] 我们那探子烧得正红利特有六把铁烙铁

[00:08:16] 把手拿抹布缠着烧起来啦

[00:08:20] 起噌噌直冒火星啊

[00:08:22] 离得多远都烤人的脸

[00:08:26] 讲评

[00:08:26] 用手一指

[00:08:28] 二位看见莫这点现尝尝不嗯

[00:08:34] 我可跟你们说清楚

[00:08:36] 先落你们的背

[00:08:38] 后落你们的心

[00:08:40] 先查就落你们的脸蛋子

[00:08:44] 既然你们俩不张嘴

[00:08:46] 今儿个我就叫你们成了哨兵

[00:08:52] 这俩人先是一惊

[00:08:59] 开始不说话

[00:09:01] 蒋四爷器具亲手抄袭

[00:09:05] 打闹起来

[00:09:06] 好小子

[00:09:07] 我亲自动手

[00:09:09] 说着拎着烧红的烙铁

[00:09:12] 跟那个红脸儿又来了危急牙关等着挨涝

[00:09:19] 正这时

[00:09:20] 方书安

[00:09:22] 从人群之中出来

[00:09:24] 等等

[00:09:26] 姜子牙一回头

[00:09:28] 是不是我讲啊

[00:09:31] 手下留情

[00:09:33] 这件可辣的为什么

[00:09:37] 你想想

[00:09:37] 水火无情

[00:09:40] 这样烙的肉上

[00:09:42] 这肉就熟了

[00:09:44] 要辣的三下四下的

[00:09:46] J 小伙子命就交代了

[00:09:49] 您可不能吓死多少

[00:09:52] 您看

[00:09:53] 抽他几鞭子

[00:09:54] 揍他几拳头

[00:09:56] 甚至揍他一顿棍子板子东西没读这玩意儿

[00:10:01] 无形之祖

[00:10:03] 这可不能随便动怒

[00:10:06] 四爷

[00:10:07] 宁高个手放你妈的瓜皮

[00:10:14] 我在这儿读神

[00:10:16] 你算个什么东西

[00:10:18] 仨鼻子眼儿里多出这一口气儿

[00:10:21] 爬一爬

[00:10:25] 哪有你说话的地方

[00:10:27] 哎

[00:10:28] 我讲老爷

[00:10:30] 话可不能这么说

[00:10:33] 就是你官大我官小呗

[00:10:37] 你也不能出口伤人

[00:10:40] 我说的哪点不对

[00:10:42] 你包皮这俩狗贼不对

[00:10:45] 我可没那点意思

[00:10:48] 我是怕你把他俩辣死

[00:10:50] 一无所获

[00:10:52] 您别错理会我的意思

[00:10:55] 少他妈废话

[00:10:56] 滚讲评过来照防川光光就两脚

[00:11:01] 这下把防川踹急

[00:11:03] 怎么大脑袋一股子劲扬的

[00:11:07] 别这么不讲情理

[00:11:09] 我小名儿也是五品

[00:11:11] 带刀御前地笑

[00:11:13] 为你对待国家的五品命官就如此无礼不成

[00:11:22] 我怎么着啊

[00:11:24] 你还觉得你是五品官啊

[00:11:27] 房书安

[00:11:29] 这屋没外人

[00:11:30] 有什么咱说啥

[00:11:32] 你就当了一品官

[00:11:34] 你的根底儿也不正

[00:11:37] 你是拆了茅房盖楼

[00:11:39] 臭底子

[00:11:43] 赶紧给我滚到旁边

[00:11:46] 俩人越说吵得越激烈

[00:11:49] 最后讲评把铁烙铁放下

[00:11:52] 分出一声

[00:11:53] 把他给我捆起来

[00:11:55] 小弟兄往上一闯

[00:11:57] 把老方给捆起来

[00:11:58] 防暑安全打不绝

[00:12:02] 信芳地瞎了眼睛

[00:12:05] 我怎么跟你们这帮人混在一块儿

[00:12:08] 哎

[00:12:08] 可惜呀

[00:12:10] 我一腔热血

[00:12:13] 我都傻得不是地方

[00:12:16] 事到如今

[00:12:18] 你们也没拿信方大人看吗

[00:12:21] 爷爷不干了

[00:12:22] J

[00:12:23] 晚饭我不吃了

[00:12:26] 蒋平也提及了

[00:12:28] 你要不管这俩贼抄起鞭子搂头盖顶

[00:12:34] 这顿揍

[00:12:36] 南侠也立马鞭子过来咯

[00:12:39] 你谂小罗这小子他妈贼性不给

[00:12:43] 咱们当初就不应当收他

[00:12:50] 房书安水体应大放厥词

[00:12:55] 不服不忿

[00:12:56] 因此被打得皮开肉绽

[00:13:01] 这俩贼在旁边瞪眼看着

[00:13:04] 你看他们俩挨揍的时候

[00:13:06] 他们没太低等

[00:13:08] 别人还揍他俩在旁边看着可有点害怕

[00:13:13] 一瞅着鞭子下去就是一个口子

[00:13:17] 鞭子一抬起来

[00:13:18] 写就躺下来

[00:13:20] 把抓抓打得血肉模糊

[00:13:24] 这俩贼心里自己活该

[00:13:30] 你就是方书安

[00:13:32] 那早就清楚

[00:13:35] 你这小子吃里扒外

[00:13:37] 背叛绿林道

[00:13:39] 这是应得的下场

[00:13:41] 打死你才好了

[00:13:44] 可是你还是溜一下开封府太欺负外来人了

[00:13:50] 在关键时刻就显出七

[00:13:53] 显出原来人家三侠五义的人到时候抱成团

[00:13:58] 对外来人就欺负

[00:14:01] 其实房书安刚才说的话没犯病就换来这种烫斗

[00:14:07] 这玩意也太不讲理了

[00:14:10] 最后一看

[00:14:11] 把方砖打得背过气去

[00:14:14] 蒋平转身请示包大人

[00:14:17] 相爷

[00:14:18] 您看对他如何处置

[00:14:20] 包大人拍拍桌子

[00:14:23] 像这种臭贼绝不宽大

[00:14:28] 展开收件

[00:14:30] 把它压起来

[00:14:32] 以观后效

[00:14:33] 站起来

[00:14:35] 张宇这俩

[00:14:37] 把他们也加起来

[00:14:40] 就这样把他们仨关进开封大牢

[00:14:46] 他都压着一个号儿里头

[00:14:48] 今天呢

[00:14:49] 方书安替他俩挨揍

[00:14:52] 这俩小子上了最好的刀伤药

[00:14:56] 一点儿痛苦也没有

[00:14:58] 他们俩倒背着双手

[00:15:00] 靠着墙

[00:15:01] 犄角儿眼睛贼光四射

[00:15:04] 朝着昏迷不醒的方钻一口

[00:15:08] 大铁门关上

[00:15:09] 落了

[00:15:09] 锁了一会儿

[00:15:11] 牢房恢复了宁静

[00:15:15] 这俩贼彼此看了一眼

[00:15:17] 谁也没演

[00:15:20] 就这样昏昏沉沉到了后半夜

[00:15:25] 方书安脑瓜子一骨了

[00:15:28] 把眼睁开

[00:15:38] 伸胳膊抬腿

[00:15:40] 没有不疼的地方

[00:15:42] 他跟这俩贼不同地

[00:15:44] 他没捆着就叫房书安非常吃力地从地上爬起来

[00:15:53] 往后退了多时后背靠在墙上

[00:15:59] 啊

[00:16:01] 杨玲啊

[00:16:03] 展雄飞

[00:16:04] 我他妈跟你们忘不了

[00:16:08] 就我变成了鬼

[00:16:10] 我他妈也得吓死你了

[00:16:15] 哎呀

[00:16:19] 防川偷眼看看这俩贼

[00:16:21] 这俩贼无洞之中还是不说话

[00:16:26] 在四更天关牢房的门开了

[00:16:30] 灯光一闪

[00:16:33] 展雄飞带着刘士杰、中林五六个人进了牢房里

[00:16:40] 那俩贼直奔房产

[00:16:44] 别人提灯照亮

[00:16:46] 南侠一只手堵着鼻子蹲到房书安面前

[00:16:52] 芳官

[00:16:54] 你想的怎么样

[00:16:56] 你认为你说那些话都对吗

[00:16:59] 刚才我们请示了

[00:17:01] 香烟也再三解劝蒋镄

[00:17:05] 只要你承认个错

[00:17:07] 赔个不是

[00:17:08] 就算完事儿了

[00:17:10] 马上把你放出牢房

[00:17:13] 你看怎么样

[00:17:14] 我姓陈的

[00:17:15] 少他妈来这套

[00:17:18] 姓张的哪儿算我没错儿

[00:17:21] 冲什么叫我赔不是你们不讲理

[00:17:26] 反过来还叫我服软

[00:17:28] 没门儿

[00:17:30] 我新发的那个脑子不要了

[00:17:34] 我绝不服软

[00:17:36] 方舒爱

[00:17:39] 要这样

[00:17:39] 事情可就闹大了

[00:17:41] 这条路可是你自己走的

[00:17:44] 你服软

[00:17:46] 你能吃多大亏

[00:17:48] 在这些人面前

[00:17:50] 你就说两句好话

[00:17:53] 你对你人格又有什么侮辱

[00:17:55] 哎

[00:17:56] 嘿嘿

[00:17:57] 警察的

[00:17:58] 别往下说了

[00:17:59] 我这才感觉到人格地可贵

[00:18:03] 我是绝不能说好话

[00:18:05] 好好算我白说

[00:18:07] 哎

[00:18:08] 咋说呢

[00:18:09] 将来你有后悔的时候

[00:18:13] 南侠一转身走

[00:18:14] 卡登不大所生

[00:18:19] 转过来到第二天

[00:18:22] 外板皮防摔

[00:18:25] 这俩贼小眼睛瞪着看着

[00:18:28] 就见牢门一开

[00:18:30] 把防暑安全托斯过去拖出去

[00:18:35] 这大牢上面有个窗户

[00:18:38] 因此顺风的时候听得非常珍

[00:18:42] 他们就听着房书安连喊带叫的

[00:18:45] 祖宗打进来啦

[00:18:47] 紧跟着就天天挨打的

[00:18:50] 哎哎

[00:18:53] 这两个人的心

[00:18:55] 那就索性呢

[00:18:58] 要有一个多时辰再喊

[00:19:01] 有两个人把防腐安捷浑身上下没好地方

[00:19:08] 扑通往地下一推

[00:19:11] 转身把牢门锁上人就走

[00:19:14] 俩贼往前凑

[00:19:18] 死了

[00:19:20] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:19:23] 他拿磕膝盖晃防滑的脑袋

[00:19:27] 一看

[00:19:27] 多少还有点知觉

[00:19:30] 还没咽最后一口气

[00:19:32] 又到了晚上

[00:19:34] 变更房主安平的过来

[00:19:41] 哎呀

[00:19:42] 肋条骨折了

[00:19:45] 骨头折了

[00:19:49] 这回这俩累呀

[00:19:51] 实在憋不住了

[00:19:53] 看看没人监视那个红点网防钻跟前一凑

[00:20:04] 方案点点头

[00:20:06] 你说话啊

[00:20:07] 你俩不是哑巴

[00:20:09] 终于会说话了啊

[00:20:12] 虽然这话无关紧要

[00:20:14] 毕竟只张了嘴了

[00:20:17] 这红脸的接插方言

[00:20:21] 虽然咱没见过面

[00:20:23] 你的娘我们早就听说

[00:20:26] 哼哼

[00:20:28] 没想到你们当官的内部也耗子动刀窝里反

[00:20:33] 哎

[00:20:35] 我们认为光打我们动真格的

[00:20:40] 闹了半天

[00:20:41] 你们内部人也受苦刑

[00:20:46] 法国安文婷打了个孩子

[00:20:50] 嗯

[00:20:51] 您说错了

[00:20:53] 人家三侠武艺

[00:20:55] 小武艺

[00:20:56] 小清洁

[00:20:59] 人也不能这样

[00:21:01] 这是对付外来人儿

[00:21:05] 我他妈瞎了眼了

[00:21:07] 其走一步错难办

[00:21:14] 防川哭

[00:21:17] 这俩贼又半天没说话

[00:21:20] 长房拴哭罢

[00:21:21] 止住背上那个白脸脸凑

[00:21:26] 我发言

[00:21:28] 你估摸着他们得怎么收拾你

[00:21:32] 你这官司什么时候能了结

[00:21:35] 嗯

[00:21:37] 我跟你们哥俩一样啊

[00:21:41] 咱们怎么能一样都得挨刀

[00:21:45] 我把包黑子气急了

[00:21:47] 他说了

[00:21:48] 明天正当午时

[00:21:51] 要把咱们三个人推到云阳市口

[00:21:54] 开刀问斩

[00:21:58] 那还假的了

[00:22:00] 这包黑子清朝说得

[00:22:03] 他们说得出来就办得出来

[00:22:05] 绳可黑

[00:22:10] 这么说咱们仨就等着挨刀呢

[00:22:13] 不等的

[00:22:14] 那怎么办

[00:22:15] 咱们听见牢狱外头一阵大乱

[00:22:20] 茶几啊

[00:22:22] 三个人闻听同时大吃一惊