《The Winkle Man》歌词

[00:00:00] The Winkle Man - Judge Dread

[00:00:05] I'll tell you a story

[00:00:06] About a geezer called the winkle man

[00:00:09] A right dirty sod

[00:00:11] The winkle man comes down the street

[00:00:14] And serves all the ladys

[00:00:17] What do you know

[00:00:18] Nine months on

[00:00:20] They've all got cramps and babys

[00:00:23] The funny thing about

[00:00:23] He was right little shrimp

[00:00:35] He used to sell them cellary

[00:00:37] And according to the dirty talk

[00:00:40] He asked them what they liked best

[00:00:43] The knob end or the stalk

[00:00:46] No wonder why a woman

[00:00:47] Used to come in here

[00:00:47] With a smile on her face

[00:00:50] I'll smash his face in

[00:00:58] He'd go down to his local pub

[00:01:01] For a pint and a packet of brisk's

[00:01:04] The barmaid's got a 48

[00:01:07] And he always grabs her tits

[00:01:22] A girl he had was a noisy bird

[00:01:24] She used to scream and moan

[00:01:27] She shouted help

[00:01:29] He said you silly cow

[00:01:30] I can manage on me own

[00:01:33] What do you want to bring

[00:01:34] The neighbors in then

[00:01:35] Oh what do you want

[00:01:36] A gang bang then

[00:01:45] She said

[00:01:45] I was a virgin

[00:01:47] Now I've been dumped twice in a day

[00:01:51] He said twice

[00:01:52] But it's only once

[00:01:54] She said right

[00:01:55] You gonna dash away

[00:01:57] Allright be gentle with me

[00:01:59] It's only my second time

[00:02:01] Today

[00:02:09] When he was young and in his prime

[00:02:12] He'd have a woman any old time

[00:02:15] Now he's old and getting gray

[00:02:17] He seems to like the

[00:02:19] Other way

[00:02:21] Well I suppose there's no harm

[00:02:22] In him being a shirt lifter

[00:02:23] It just means there's more birds for

[00:02:25] All the fellows in the pub

[00:02:26] Winkle winkle

[00:02:28] Oh christ

[00:02:29] Here he comes again

[00:02:30] Gay boys in bondage

[00:02:32] Do you want a drink

[00:02:33] Yes please sailor

[00:02:35] Who are you calling sailor

[00:02:36] I'll smash you in the gut

[00:02:38] Up your's butch

[00:02:39] I'll give you up your's

[00:02:40] You bum burgler take that