《The One》歌词

[00:02:56] Everywhere I look it seems like everybody's pairing off

[00:02:56] I'm staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft

[00:02:56] Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific

[00:02:56] Picking out their favorite puppy's a** to sniff and stickin with it

[00:02:56] All the faker single ladies twerkin to Beyonc茅

[00:02:56] Every single one of em is somebody's fianc茅e

[00:02:56] You never spilled your guts. You wanted your say

[00:02:56] Wait a couple years and try again when they're divorcees

[00:02:56] All the gentlemen are trynna get the p**sy, wanna make that pelvis scream

[00:02:56] But when I hit it and I quit it then it never really helps my self-esteem

[00:02:56] We want some tonsil hockey, but we got hecka cocky

[00:02:56] Overfished the ocean, so we're running low on tekka maki

[00:02:56] Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do me' but we're doomed

[00:02:56] We run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons

[00:02:56] Most men and women full of crap, need a laxative

[00:02:56] Want the a** when I'm waxin it, Uncle Sam how I'm taxin it

[00:02:56] Do a backflip and try to land in it, then abandon it, pretty soon we're back to

[00:02:56] 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4

[00:02:56] (I don't believe in "the one")

[00:02:56] 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4

[00:02:56] (There's no such thing as "the one")

[00:02:56] Wonderland is where I'll find an Alice who is radical

[00:02:56] But I'm drunk on Facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole

[00:02:56] Checkin on my ex and soon I'm creepin on her lover

[00:02:56] And when the picture buffers I see her new boyfriend's buffer than me

[00:02:56] Got those upper pecs his f**kin V-neck couldn't cover

[00:02:56] My dick pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other

[00:02:56] I suffer, suffer from a habit, yes I'm an addict

[00:02:56] But someone else is out there, it's just simple mathematics

[00:02:56] There's over 7 billion mothaf**kas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of legal age

[00:02:56] That's 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays, and I bet a couple of em aren't engaged

[00:02:56] And I get it you've been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide like Kony

[00:02:56] And you're gonna find em if you're getting back into the saddle, baby ride that pony

[00:02:56] And if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you

[00:02:56] Gotta admit that it's difficult to be watching her with him

[00:02:56] But everybody want a love that's true

[00:02:56] I'm waiting, batin' patiently, yo I'm a catch

[00:02:56] I'm losing my head, playing musical beds, and looking for "the one" that match

[00:02:56] 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4

[00:02:56] (I don't believe in "the one")

[00:02:56] 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4

[00:02:56] (There's no such thing as "the one")