《水浒0072》歌词

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[00:00:01] 武松被发配到孟州牢城营

[00:00:07] 按宋朝规定

[00:00:09] 这个配军呢

[00:00:12] 一到牢城营

[00:00:14] 先要打100杀威棒

[00:00:20] 您听这名

[00:00:22] 杀威棒是威风的威

[00:00:25] 就杀杀你的威风

[00:00:28] 打打你的锐气

[00:00:32] 因为当时属于配军的人

[00:00:36] 差不多都是杀人的凶犯

[00:00:39] 滚了马的强盗

[00:00:42] 说这帮人最横不过

[00:00:45] 很难管束

[00:00:48] 因此一见面

[00:00:50] 不问青红皂白

[00:00:53] 先揍你100棒子

[00:00:57] 后来呢

[00:00:59] 就拿这玩意儿敲竹杠

[00:01:02] 你要给了钱

[00:01:04] 走了门子

[00:01:06] 他们得到好处

[00:01:07] 就可以少打或者不打

[00:01:13] 因此

[00:01:14] 牢城营大官小官中饱私囊啊

[00:01:18] 这是很大一笔收入

[00:01:22] 武松呢

[00:01:24] 又横又犟

[00:01:27] 明知是这么回事儿

[00:01:29] 有的是钱

[00:01:31] 就是不给

[00:01:33] 我看你们能把我打到什么程度

[00:01:38] 那还不吃亏吗

[00:01:42] 结果

[00:01:42] 牢城营的营官一声令下

[00:01:45] 把武松摁翻倒地

[00:01:48] 杀威棒是狠狠的打呀

[00:01:53] 没想到武松玩了一手绝活

[00:01:57] 从少林学来的硬功

[00:02:01] 加上气功

[00:02:04] 他就运足了气了

[00:02:06] 不打

[00:02:07] 没事

[00:02:09] 越打这肉越硬

[00:02:11] 越打大腿越粗

[00:02:15] 棒子下去之后

[00:02:17] 啪嘣

[00:02:20] 被打那地方就鼓起个包来

[00:02:23] 就像那铁疙瘩似的

[00:02:27] 把这掌刑的人震得是两臂发麻呀

[00:02:32] 先说他妈这个山东大个

[00:02:36] 这肉怎么这么硬

[00:02:38] 莫非是石头变得不成

[00:02:41] 啪嘣啪嘣

[00:02:46] 连打了六七下

[00:02:48] 鼓起六七个大包来

[00:02:52] 把堂上的人全都惊呆了

[00:02:58] 牢城营这位营官

[00:03:00] 也就是管营大老爷

[00:03:03] 惊得都站起来了

[00:03:06] 手捋须髯

[00:03:08] 嘴张多大眼睛盯着武松这个诶

[00:03:16] 喂

[00:03:16] 呀

[00:03:18] 心说

[00:03:18] 这

[00:03:18] 这

[00:03:19] 这怎么回事儿这是

[00:03:21] 从来没见过

[00:03:24] 那掌刑的吓得不敢打了

[00:03:27] 诶正在这么个时候

[00:03:29] 从大堂的屏风后面

[00:03:33] 转出一个人来

[00:03:36] 这个人是个年轻人

[00:03:37] 穿白褂

[00:03:39] 素

[00:03:40] 头戴着软包巾

[00:03:43] 这右膀子可能有点病

[00:03:47] 在脖子上拴条白丝带

[00:03:50] 把这膀子给吊上

[00:03:53] 脸上也多处有伤

[00:03:56] 都抹的药

[00:03:58] 这个年轻人

[00:04:00] 一瘸一点

[00:04:02] 来到管营的身后

[00:04:06] 也看武松受刑

[00:04:09] 他一看呢

[00:04:10] 也惊呆了

[00:04:13] 这个年轻人俯下身来

[00:04:16] 对着管营的耳朵

[00:04:18] 低低的说了那么几句

[00:04:22] 老管营不住的点头

[00:04:25] 嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯

[00:04:27] 好吧

[00:04:29] 闹了半天

[00:04:30] 人家是父子爷儿俩

[00:04:33] 穿一身白的

[00:04:34] 这小伙是管营的儿子

[00:04:37] 那跟他爹说话

[00:04:39] 他爹自然是听了

[00:04:42] 老管营

[00:04:43] 把手一摆

[00:04:45] 妈

[00:04:47] 先不要打他了

[00:04:50] 罪犯武松

[00:04:52] 你听着

[00:04:54] 可能你这个人是有病啊

[00:04:58] 按武德皇帝规定

[00:05:02] 有病的人可以免打

[00:05:05] 权且记上账

[00:05:08] 等病好之后再打

[00:05:11] 不迟拉下去

[00:05:15] 敲的那么几下

[00:05:17] 不打了

[00:05:18] 武松把头抬起来了

[00:05:21] 冲着管营一乐

[00:05:24] 我大人

[00:05:26] 你误会了吧

[00:05:28] 我哪来的病

[00:05:30] 我棒极了

[00:05:33] 吃的多

[00:05:34] 睡得香

[00:05:35] 蹦蹦乱跳

[00:05:36] 什么病没有

[00:05:38] 最好你是打

[00:05:39] 狠狠的打

[00:05:41] 千万别记账

[00:05:44] 我这人要欠账

[00:05:45] 睡不着觉

[00:05:46] 你干脆接茬打得了

[00:05:50] 堂上的人一听都乐了

[00:05:53] 心说这位是个半吊子

[00:05:55] 250

[00:05:57] 有这****是怎么的啊

[00:06:00] 不打他了

[00:06:01] 他还不干

[00:06:04] 就见老管营把脸往下一沉

[00:06:06] 诶

[00:06:08] 武松

[00:06:10] 你分明是有病

[00:06:13] 冲你说这话

[00:06:14] 叫胡言乱语

[00:06:17] 还不承认吗

[00:06:18] 来人

[00:06:20] 拉下去

[00:06:20] 不打了

[00:06:23] 武松越叫打人家还越不打

[00:06:26] 就这么样

[00:06:27] 退了堂了

[00:06:29] 武松又回到牢城营自己那单间里头

[00:06:35] 武松摸摸屁股蛋子和腿

[00:06:38] 没怎么地

[00:06:40] 虽然挨了几下棒子

[00:06:43] 但武松运用气功

[00:06:46] 所以

[00:06:47] 什么事没有

[00:06:48] 武松回来之后

[00:06:51] 往土炕上一躺

[00:06:54] 双手枕到脑后

[00:06:57] 就胡思乱想

[00:07:00] 心说

[00:07:01] 这怎么回事儿

[00:07:03] 那老管营怎么打着打着不打我了

[00:07:08] 莫非我运用气功把他给吓住了

[00:07:14] 又一想

[00:07:15] 不对

[00:07:16] 怎么能吓得住他们呢

[00:07:19] 哎呀

[00:07:21] 那个穿白衣服的小伙子

[00:07:25] 跟老管营是什么关系

[00:07:28] 他们俩不住地咬耳朵

[00:07:30] 嘀咕什么呢

[00:07:32] 看样子是在我身上打主意

[00:07:36] 嗯

[00:07:38] 你们爱怎么地怎么地

[00:07:41] 你们有千条妙计

[00:07:44] 我武松有一定之规

[00:07:48] 人到了这一步

[00:07:50] 怕也不行

[00:07:52] 我豁出我这1 00多斤去了

[00:07:54] 你们爱如何便如何

[00:08:00] 武松躺下时间不大

[00:08:03] 外头响起脚步的声音

[00:08:08] 那个姓孙的

[00:08:09] 叫孙小鬼的差拨推门进来了

[00:08:14] 这小子原来比秃尾巴狗还横

[00:08:18] 这回判若两人

[00:08:21] 跟洗面佛差不多少

[00:08:24] 进屋就乐

[00:08:26] 武都头

[00:08:27] 武都头

[00:08:29] 好样的

[00:08:31] 好样的

[00:08:33] 哎呀

[00:08:34] 您这功夫可太棒了

[00:08:38] 难怪您三拳两脚打死一只猛虎

[00:08:43] 我们认为呢

[00:08:44] 只不过是传言而已

[00:08:47] 今日一见

[00:08:48] 我们算开了眼界了诶

[00:08:52] 就就比方说您受刑的时候

[00:08:55] 越打腿越粗

[00:08:58] 越打肉越硬

[00:09:00] 这不就是绝活吗

[00:09:02] 诶好好

[00:09:05] 连我们管营大老爷上上下下的弟兄

[00:09:09] 没有不挑大旨称赞您的

[00:09:15] 武松知道这小子

[00:09:17] 没好心眼儿

[00:09:19] 对他印象坏极了

[00:09:22] 武松躺那儿连动也没动

[00:09:25] 用眼睛盯着他

[00:09:26] 好半天才说

[00:09:30] 我说你呲着个牙

[00:09:31] 晃着个脑袋

[00:09:33] 太讨人嫌了

[00:09:35] 有话快说

[00:09:36] 有屁快放

[00:09:37] 你干什么

[00:09:38] 诶诶诶诶诶诶

[00:09:40] 好好痛快痛快

[00:09:42] 武都头

[00:09:43] 快言快语

[00:09:45] 我就喜欢您这样的硬汉子

[00:09:49] 我这次来

[00:09:50] 没别的

[00:09:52] 我打算给您这屋啊

[00:09:54] 收拾收拾

[00:09:55] 您看这土炕冰凉棒硬

[00:09:59] 您睡着也不舒服

[00:10:01] 对不对呢

[00:10:02] 来来

[00:10:02] 进来

[00:10:03] 把被褥拿进来

[00:10:06] 感情外边还站着四五个人

[00:10:10] 拿着被和毯子

[00:10:12] 褥子

[00:10:14] 武松不知道怎么回事儿

[00:10:16] 就离开这土炕

[00:10:18] 站在旁边看着

[00:10:19] 这几个人

[00:10:20] 七手八脚

[00:10:22] 铺好褥子

[00:10:25] 毯子

[00:10:26] 被子

[00:10:27] 枕头

[00:10:29] 又拿进一张方桌

[00:10:31] 两把椅子

[00:10:33] 还端进一套茶具

[00:10:36] 摆了个茶叶盒

[00:10:38] 茶水都给沏上了

[00:10:41] 再看这孙小鬼儿

[00:10:43] 亲自给武松满了一碗茶

[00:10:47] 都头

[00:10:48] 喝茶好啊

[00:10:50] 喝茶能够给您解除疲劳啊

[00:10:55] 你一路之上受了不少罪呀

[00:10:57] 好好歇歇吧啊

[00:10:59] 这是上等的好茶叶

[00:11:02] 我现在就叫人给您准备饭去

[00:11:05] 你要多进食

[00:11:06] 对身体才有好处

[00:11:08] 你歇着

[00:11:09] 我走了啊

[00:11:10] 嘿嘿

[00:11:13] 这几个人走了

[00:11:16] 武松就更纳闷了

[00:11:19] 看了看这茶水

[00:11:21] 提鼻子又闻闻

[00:11:23] 的确是好茶

[00:11:25] 这里边儿没有药

[00:11:28] 武松又一想去他娘的

[00:11:31] 我饿了就吃

[00:11:32] 渴了就喝

[00:11:34] 命我都不要了

[00:11:36] 我怕什么

[00:11:37] 武松一口气儿把这壶水全喝了

[00:11:41] 喝这解渴就甭提了

[00:11:45] 感情这壶水

[00:11:46] 一入洞

[00:11:48] 武松觉着饿了

[00:11:50] 饥肠辘辘

[00:11:52] 咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜

[00:11:54] 诶

[00:11:55] 消化还不错

[00:11:56] 正在这时

[00:11:58] 孙小果又回来了

[00:11:59] 武都头饿了吧

[00:12:02] 这给您准备的吃喝

[00:12:04] 来来来

[00:12:05] 端进来

[00:12:05] 端进来

[00:12:07] 把茶具挪开

[00:12:09] 桌子瓢摆开

[00:12:12] 外头有人拎进个大食盒

[00:12:16] 盖儿掀开

[00:12:17] 热气腾腾

[00:12:19] 一盘一盘往上端

[00:12:22] 武松一看

[00:12:24] 有一盘溜肉段

[00:12:28] 一盘锅包肉

[00:12:31] 一盘儿清蒸鱼

[00:12:34] 还有一只鸡

[00:12:36] 中间还有个大拼盘

[00:12:38] 香肠

[00:12:39] 小肚

[00:12:40] 狗肉

[00:12:41] 牛腱子

[00:12:42] 另外

[00:12:43] 还给搬了一坛子好酒

[00:12:48] 就这吃喝

[00:12:49] 就在饭馆儿

[00:12:50] 也得不少钱呢

[00:12:52] 武松提鼻子一闻

[00:12:54] 打鼻儿的香

[00:12:56] 可做的还真得味呀

[00:12:59] 孙小果赶紧给武松倒了一杯酒

[00:13:04] 武都头

[00:13:06] 我不陪着你拿

[00:13:07] 你慢慢吃

[00:13:09] 我们就在门外伺候着

[00:13:11] 缺什么

[00:13:12] 你言语一声啊

[00:13:14] 您您用饭

[00:13:15] 您用饭

[00:13:16] 他们退出去了

[00:13:18] 嗯

[00:13:23] 武松心说

[00:13:25] 这是怎么回事儿啊

[00:13:28] 莫非在梦中不成

[00:13:32] 武松啊

[00:13:34] 摇摇手指头呀

[00:13:36] 挺疼

[00:13:38] 掐掐大腿里子也挺疼

[00:13:41] 知道疼

[00:13:42] 这就不是做梦

[00:13:45] 那这是怎么回事儿

[00:13:47] 我是个配军

[00:13:49] 我是杀人的凶犯

[00:13:52] 到这儿受到这样的礼遇

[00:13:55] 这真是莫名其妙啊

[00:13:59] 嗯

[00:14:00] 别伤这脑筋了

[00:14:03] 让我吃我就吃

[00:14:07] 武松不管三七二十一呀

[00:14:09] 大口喝酒是大口吃肉

[00:14:12] 他也饿了

[00:14:14] 风卷残云

[00:14:17] 把这一桌子

[00:14:18] 他全报销了

[00:14:20] 嘿

[00:14:21] 吃这个香劲儿就甭提了

[00:14:23] 嗯嗯

[00:14:23] 直打嗝

[00:14:25] 又过了一会儿

[00:14:27] 孙小鬼进来了

[00:14:29] 哎呀

[00:14:30] 好

[00:14:31] 您都吃的太好了

[00:14:33] 够不够

[00:14:34] 不够再给您添菜

[00:14:36] 拔了

[00:14:37] 什么也不用了

[00:14:38] 好好撤下去

[00:14:39] 撤下去

[00:14:41] 再给沏茶

[00:14:44] 撤下去之后

[00:14:46] 又给武松重新沏了一壶酽茶

[00:14:50] 孙小果嬉皮笑脸的

[00:14:53] 呃

[00:14:54] 今天晚上您委屈委屈就住到这儿啊

[00:14:58] 过两天呢

[00:14:59] 再给您挪个地方

[00:15:00] 您千万注意保护身体

[00:15:03] 呃

[00:15:03] 我走啦

[00:15:04] 诶

[00:15:05] 明儿见

[00:15:05] 明儿个见

[00:15:08] 他走了

[00:15:10] 当天晚上那些难友

[00:15:14] 都来了

[00:15:16] 哎哟

[00:15:16] 这难友啊

[00:15:17] 屋里也是

[00:15:18] 外头也是

[00:15:19] 有那胆儿大的挤进屋里就问

[00:15:23] 我朋友

[00:15:24] 挨打没

[00:15:26] 武松说

[00:15:27] 打了我几下

[00:15:28] 我没病

[00:15:29] 他非说我有病

[00:15:30] 给我记到账上了

[00:15:32] 说以后再算

[00:15:34] 还给我送来不少的吃喝

[00:15:36] 我们看见了

[00:15:39] 那差拨领着四五个人来了好几趟

[00:15:42] 还夹着被和毯子

[00:15:44] 呦呦呦

[00:15:45] 你这屋好阔气

[00:15:49] 在牢城营里边

[00:15:51] 哪有这种地方

[00:15:53] 您算拔尖

[00:15:54] 盖了帽了

[00:15:56] 大概您没少花银子吧

[00:15:59] 往少说得花他二百两来笑话

[00:16:03] 我一两也没花

[00:16:06] 那怪了

[00:16:08] 你没花银子

[00:16:09] 他们怎么能这么对待你呢

[00:16:11] 要不就是你有好朋友

[00:16:14] 有势力的朋友给你说了好话了

[00:16:18] 不然的话

[00:16:18] 咱们绝对不能这样

[00:16:22] 要不呀

[00:16:23] 就是他们又有鬼点子

[00:16:26] 想特殊的招儿收拾你哦

[00:16:30] 他们还有什么招儿

[00:16:31] 哎呀

[00:16:31] 那招多了

[00:16:33] 比如说叫你吃饱了

[00:16:36] 喝足了

[00:16:37] 趁着你不注意的时候

[00:16:39] 他们把你捆上

[00:16:42] 头朝下脚朝天

[00:16:44] 给你戳的墙犄角叫倒栽葱

[00:16:48] 你想那人受得了吗

[00:16:51] 不用说

[00:16:52] 一晚上

[00:16:53] 就是到了半夜

[00:16:55] 七窍流血

[00:16:57] 活活的把你控死啊

[00:17:00] 你和刘神呐

[00:17:02] 他们什么招儿都有

[00:17:05] 这帮人说了一会儿

[00:17:07] 怕被别人发现

[00:17:08] 都走了

[00:17:09] 叫他们这一说呀

[00:17:11] 武松还真担了心了

[00:17:14] 拍了拍肚子

[00:17:15] 吃的的确挺饱

[00:17:18] 武松心说

[00:17:19] 能收拾我吗

[00:17:21] 嗯

[00:17:22] 害人之心不可有

[00:17:24] 防人之心不可无啊

[00:17:27] 我多加谨慎也就是了

[00:17:31] 头半夜

[00:17:32] 武松没睡好觉

[00:17:35] 有点风吹草动

[00:17:37] 他就坐起来

[00:17:38] 稍微有一点动静

[00:17:40] 他支棱耳朵要听清楚

[00:17:43] 后来实在支持不了武松

[00:17:46] 一想去他妈的呱大大吧

[00:17:50] 睡我的觉

[00:17:51] 爱怎么怎么地

[00:17:53] 他睡了

[00:17:55] 诶这觉睡的甭提多舒服了

[00:17:59] 日头升的老高老高的了

[00:18:02] 武松这才行

[00:18:04] 按现在钟表来说

[00:18:06] 到了次日早晨九点多钟

[00:18:10] 你想想

[00:18:11] 这一路之上2000多里地呀

[00:18:14] 小行夜住

[00:18:17] 当然也睡觉

[00:18:19] 那跟现在两回事儿

[00:18:22] 从来没有这样轻松

[00:18:24] 舒服

[00:18:26] 武松下地抻抻懒腰

[00:18:28] 诶诶

[00:18:32] 好

[00:18:33] 哎呀

[00:18:35] 今儿个他们怎么对付我呢

[00:18:38] 诶

[00:18:38] 他正想着呢

[00:18:40] 门一开

[00:18:41] 换人了

[00:18:43] 孙小鬼儿没来

[00:18:46] 进来位年迈苍苍的老家人

[00:18:51] 头上戴着

[00:18:52] 一把抓的随风倒

[00:18:54] 身穿古铜色长衫

[00:18:57] 腰里系着条布袋

[00:19:01] 这老家人多少有点儿驼背

[00:19:04] 眉毛

[00:19:05] 胡子有白的了

[00:19:08] 看这样儿

[00:19:09] 能有60 左右岁

[00:19:12] 后头还领着两个小厮

[00:19:15] 小厮是什么呢

[00:19:16] 就是小使唤人儿的

[00:19:18] 跑腿

[00:19:19] 学舌的

[00:19:21] 小伙计

[00:19:23] 规规矩矩在门口那一站

[00:19:27] 这老家人进来

[00:19:28] 笑脸相迎

[00:19:30] 武都头

[00:19:31] 您醒了

[00:19:33] 啊

[00:19:34] 行了

[00:19:36] 你是

[00:19:38] 不用问我

[00:19:39] 我是当奴才的

[00:19:42] 现在专门负责服侍武都头

[00:19:48] 你

[00:19:48] 你说什么

[00:19:49] 我专门负责服侍你老人家

[00:19:53] 叫唤

[00:19:55] 我是个配军杀人的凶犯

[00:19:58] 哪有资格叫人服侍

[00:20:01] 您太客气了

[00:20:03] 您别忘了

[00:20:04] 您是打虎的英雄

[00:20:06] 顶天立地的好汉呢

[00:20:10] 连我服侍您都觉得脸上光彩呀

[00:20:15] 都头先洗脸漱口吧

[00:20:17] 都给您准备好了

[00:20:19] 我们早就来了

[00:20:21] 看您正在熟睡

[00:20:23] 没敢打扰

[00:20:25] 说话那俩小时

[00:20:27] 把洗脸水

[00:20:28] 漱口水

[00:20:29] 都给准备来了

[00:20:31] 武松漱完口

[00:20:33] 洗完了脸

[00:20:34] 茶水给沏上来了

[00:20:37] 这老家人就问

[00:20:39] 都头

[00:20:41] 您在这跟在家差不多

[00:20:44] 别想旁的

[00:20:45] 你想吃点什么

[00:20:47] 吩咐下来

[00:20:48] 我好让手下人去做

[00:20:53] 我就想喝点粥

[00:20:55] 吃点大饼卷牛肉什么的

[00:20:58] 旁的我不要好嘞

[00:21:00] 您稍候片刻

[00:21:04] 这武松是山东人

[00:21:06] 你这老家人给想的多周到

[00:21:08] 大饼卷肉

[00:21:10] 大葱大酱大蒜

[00:21:12] 全给摆上来了

[00:21:14] 还有一碗炸辣椒

[00:21:17] 熬了一锅小米粥啊

[00:21:19] 武松从来没吃过这么香

[00:21:23] 你看

[00:21:23] 七个碟子八个碗

[00:21:25] 煎炒烹炸

[00:21:26] 未必吃着过瘾

[00:21:28] 也未必吃着舒服

[00:21:30] 这家乡饭吃着太舒服了

[00:21:35] 比昨天晚上吃的还饱

[00:21:38] 武松吃完了

[00:21:39] 人家撤下去了

[00:21:41] 照样把水给沏上

[00:21:43] 今儿还多了点零碎

[00:21:46] 还给摆上两碟瓜子儿

[00:21:51] 我是老家人

[00:21:54] 贵姓啊

[00:21:55] 哎呀

[00:21:56] 我老糊涂了

[00:21:58] 我也不知道我姓什么

[00:21:59] 你问这都没用

[00:22:02] 我

[00:22:03] 谁派你来服侍我的

[00:22:05] 这过两天您就明白了啊

[00:22:10] 都头

[00:22:10] 你歇着吧

[00:22:11] 我走了

[00:22:12] 晚上时候我再来

[00:22:14] 武松再想问

[00:22:15] 人家走了

[00:22:17] 咱们书说简短

[00:22:19] 晚饭送来了

[00:22:20] 八个菜一个汤

[00:22:24] 第二天早上漱口水

[00:22:26] 洗脸水打进来

[00:22:27] 沏茶

[00:22:28] 点心

[00:22:29] 瓜子

[00:22:29] 花生糖块

[00:22:31] 又是八个菜

[00:22:32] 一个汤

[00:22:35] 哎呀

[00:22:36] 一连着就过了十来天呢

[00:22:40] 把武松吃的是脑门子倍儿亮

[00:22:44] 鼻子

[00:22:44] 头闪光

[00:22:46] 咳嗽一声都能崩出油花来武松心说

[00:22:52] 我这体重可增加了啊

[00:22:55] 啊

[00:22:55] 照这么吃我就成废人了

[00:22:59] 看这样儿

[00:23:00] 他们没有歹意

[00:23:02] 要有歹意

[00:23:04] 早就对我下手了

[00:23:05] 我有什么了不起

[00:23:08] 我再能耐

[00:23:09] 我身陷囹圄

[00:23:12] 人家怎么收拾我不是怎么是吗

[00:23:15] 这里边儿另有文章

[00:23:18] 可什么文章就猜不透

[00:23:21] 到11 天头上了

[00:23:23] 这老头儿又给送菜来了

[00:23:25] 武松不吃

[00:23:28] 眼睁睁瞅着八个菜一个汤

[00:23:31] 摆好了

[00:23:32] 五都头您了

[00:23:34] 用饭慢

[00:23:37] 我说老家人

[00:23:38] 你坐下

[00:23:40] 我有几句话问你

[00:23:42] 你先吃饭

[00:23:43] 吃完饭咱们再谈不

[00:23:46] 吃完饭

[00:23:47] 你又溜了

[00:23:49] 你总是回避着我

[00:23:52] 躲躲闪闪的

[00:23:53] 今天我告诉你

[00:23:55] 不跟我说清楚

[00:23:58] 这饭我不吃吃下去

[00:24:01] 从现在开始

[00:24:03] 我要绝食

[00:24:07] 哎哟

[00:24:07] 可把老头儿给急坏了

[00:24:09] 五都头

[00:24:10] 督导

[00:24:13] 不是不跟您说

[00:24:15] 是没到火候呢哦

[00:24:19] 说话还得分火候

[00:24:22] 我告诉你啊

[00:24:23] 我是个急性子

[00:24:25] 照这样下去

[00:24:27] 非把我憋弄死不可

[00:24:30] 这老家人呢

[00:24:32] 卡嘛卡嘛

[00:24:33] 眼睛还不想说

[00:24:35] 转身刚想走

[00:24:37] 武松早就看出来了一把

[00:24:40] 把老头儿胳膊给抓住了

[00:24:43] 他还没使劲儿

[00:24:44] 这老头儿就受不了了

[00:24:46] 哎哟哎哟

[00:24:47] 杜头胳膊折了折了

[00:24:50] 武松抓住他袍子

[00:24:52] 又把他拽回来了

[00:24:54] 说

[00:24:55] 怎么回事

[00:24:56] 我告诉你

[00:24:57] 你要不跟我说实话

[00:24:59] 不但饭不吃

[00:25:01] 我还不放你回去

[00:25:04] 好吧

[00:25:10] 上支下派

[00:25:13] 上边叫我怎么干

[00:25:15] 我怎么干

[00:25:17] 我是受主人的主使而来的

[00:25:21] 你问我旁的

[00:25:22] 我全不知道

[00:25:24] 别跟我耍滑

[00:25:27] 你家主人是谁

[00:25:29] 是

[00:25:33] 我给您提个醒

[00:25:34] 过堂的时候

[00:25:35] 您见着孟州牢城营的管营大人没有

[00:25:39] 见着了他还叫人打我来的

[00:25:42] 对

[00:25:44] 我家主人就是管营大老爷

[00:25:52] 我跟你们家管营素不相识

[00:25:55] 他因何派你来服侍我

[00:25:58] 这里边儿还有个套头呢

[00:26:01] 直接派我来的

[00:26:03] 还不是老管营

[00:26:06] 是老管营的公子

[00:26:08] 小管营派我来的

[00:26:11] 嗨嗨

[00:26:12] 这个麻烦劲儿

[00:26:13] 你家小管营

[00:26:15] 他是何人

[00:26:16] 要从实

[00:26:18] 说来