《Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir》歌词

[00:00:00] Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Johnny Depp

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[00:00:15] Ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:16] 女士们先生们

[00:00:16] May I have your attention please

[00:00:20] 请注意了

[00:00:20] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair

[00:00:22] 你们每天醒来都感到羞愧和绝望吗

[00:00:22] To discover your pillow is covered with hair

[00:00:25] 因为发现你的枕头上掉满头发

[00:00:25] Or ought not to be there

[00:00:27] 不应该这样的

[00:00:27] Well ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:28] 女士们先生们

[00:00:28] From now on you can waken at ease

[00:00:31] 从今以后，你们可以不用担心

[00:00:31] You need never again have a worry or care

[00:00:33] 你再也不用担心或在意

[00:00:33] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare

[00:00:37] 因为我将为你们展示罕见的、神奇的东西

[00:00:37] Gentleman you are about to see something

[00:00:38] 先生们，你们会见到

[00:00:38] Wot rose from the dead

[00:00:43] 死而复生

[00:00:43] On the top of my head

[00:00:47] 从我的脑海

[00:00:47] T'was Pirelli's

[00:00:49] 那是皮雷利的

[00:00:49] Miracle Elixir

[00:00:50] 神奇药水

[00:00:50] That's what did the trick sir

[00:00:52] 如此神奇的药，先生

[00:00:52] True sir true

[00:00:54] 真的先生，真的

[00:00:54] Was it quick sir

[00:00:56] 很快吧，先生

[00:00:56] Did it in a tick sir

[00:00:57] 一会儿就可以了吧，先生

[00:00:57] Just like an elixir

[00:00:59] 就像是奇药

[00:00:59] Ought to do

[00:01:01] 应该有的样子

[00:01:01] How about a bottle mister

[00:01:03] 要来一瓶吗，先生

[00:01:03] Only costs a penny guaranteed

[00:01:08] 只需要一分钱

[00:01:08] Does Pirelli's

[00:01:10] 皮雷利的药

[00:01:10] Stimulate the growth sir

[00:01:12] 刺激头发生长了吗，先生

[00:01:12] You can have my oath sir

[00:01:14] 我可以发誓，先生

[00:01:14] Tis unique

[00:01:15] 这独一无二

[00:01:15] Rub a minute

[00:01:17] 只需一分钟

[00:01:17] Stimulatin' i'nt

[00:01:19] 就能刺激到它

[00:01:19] Soon you'll have to thin it

[00:01:21] 很快你就要削薄它了

[00:01:21] Once a week

[00:01:23] 每周一次

[00:01:23] Pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench

[00:01:25] 对不起夫人，为何它那样恶心的臭

[00:01:25] Must be standing near an open trench

[00:01:26] 像是是站在水沟旁

[00:01:26] Pardon me sir what's that awful stench

[00:01:28] 对不起先生，为何它那样恶心的臭

[00:01:28] Buy Pirelli's

[00:01:30] 快买皮雷利的

[00:01:30] Miracle Elixir

[00:01:31] 神奇药水

[00:01:31] Anything will slick sir soon sprouts curls

[00:01:35] 头发很快就可以生长，很快就能萌发

[00:01:35] Try Pirelli's

[00:01:37] 尝尝吧，皮雷利的药

[00:01:37] When they see how thick sir

[00:01:38] 当感受到头发的浓密

[00:01:38] You can have your pick sir

[00:01:40] 你就可以迷住

[00:01:40] Of the girls

[00:01:43] 所有的女孩

[00:01:43] Wanna buy a bottle misses

[00:01:44] 要买一瓶吗，女士

[00:01:44] What is this What is this

[00:01:45] 这是什么，这是什么

[00:01:45] Smells like piss Smells like ew

[00:01:48] 闻起来像尿一样，太恶心了

[00:01:48] What is this This is piss piss with ink

[00:01:52] 这是什么，简直这就是尿，尿与墨水的混合物

[00:01:52] Let pirelli's activate your roots sir

[00:01:53] 让皮雷利的药刺激你的发根，先生

[00:01:53] Keep it off your boots sir eats right through

[00:01:55] 不要多想，快点喝下去吧

[00:01:55] Yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it

[00:01:57] 快，买皮雷利的药，用上一瓶

[00:01:57] Ladies seem to love it

[00:01:58] 女士们很喜欢

[00:01:58] Flies do too

[00:02:03] 苍蝇也一样