《Jerry Springer (Parody of ”One Week” by BareNaked Ladies)》歌词

[00:00:00] Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:00] It's been one week since we got to see

[00:00:03] Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry

[00:00:05] Five days since they had the show

[00:00:07] With the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho

[00:00:09] Three days since we heard the tale

[00:00:11] About the guy who learned his woman was a She-Male

[00:00:13] Yesterday it occurred to me

[00:00:15] That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer

[00:00:18] Holy Cow Did you see it last week

[00:00:19] Well they had this one freak

[00:00:20] Who suckerpunched his whole family

[00:00:22] Do your recall when the brawl

[00:00:23] Became a total free for all

[00:00:24] And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee

[00:00:26] Hey see the stripper with the implants

[00:00:27] She likes to lap dance

[00:00:29] And date the boyfriend of her mother

[00:00:30] And now here comes Jerry's next guest

[00:00:32] And It's a slugfest

[00:00:33] Cause it's her trailer trash brother

[00:00:34] Nymphomaniac is back on crack

[00:00:35] It's like When Animals Attack

[00:00:36] They all exhibit reprehensible behavior

[00:00:38] Hit 'em in the nose Tear off their clothes

[00:00:40] Step on their toes That's how it goes

[00:00:41] They get so violent they have to sign a waiver

[00:00:43] They always swearin' cursin' kicking butt and pointing blame

[00:00:45] On the air They don't care they got no shame

[00:00:47] There was this one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange

[00:00:49] When he found out that his wife had a sex change

[00:00:51] They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly

[00:00:53] They have a history of ripping off their shirts

[00:00:55] It's been one week since they had the fight

[00:00:57] With the Siamese twins and the transvestite

[00:01:00] Five days since that awful brawl

[00:01:01] They still haven't got the blood off the wall

[00:01:03] It's been three days since the bitter feud

[00:01:06] Between the KKK and that gay Jewish Black Dude

[00:01:08] Yesterday it finally dawned on me

[00:01:10] I'm spending way too much time on that Jerry Springer

[00:01:12] Baby I've been sleeping with your sister

[00:01:14] Oh Well which one

[00:01:16] All of them

[00:01:17] Oh Well I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake

[00:01:20] Oh yeah Well me too

[00:01:21] Gasps

[00:01:21] And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofie

[00:01:23] Oh Woofie You Bitch Well I'm also sleeping with your pet goat

[00:01:27] That goat doesn't love you

[00:01:29] Once you start watchin' theres just no stoppin'

[00:01:31] Your brain shuts down then your IQ's droppin'

[00:01:33] Jerry's the king of confrontation

[00:01:35] He's a sensation

[00:01:36] He puts the Sin in Syndication

[00:01:37] It's totally worthless like a bad check

[00:01:39] It's like a train wreck

[00:01:40] Don't wanna stare but you can't look away

[00:01:41] Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows

[00:01:43] But with more weridos

[00:01:44] The ratings jumpin' higher everyday

[00:01:46] If you've seen the show well then you know

[00:01:47] It's just as low as you can go

[00:01:48] The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene

[00:01:50] And pretty soon some ugly goon

[00:01:51] Comes in the room and then It's BOOM

[00:01:52] Int he face of some unsuspecting Drag Queen

[00:01:54] Well It's the kinda show where people scream Obscenities

[00:01:56] Yankin' hair Throwin chairs at their hubbies

[00:01:58] JERRY JERRY Now the crowd starts their favorite chant

[00:02:00] Should I turn off my TV I just can't

[00:02:02] I have a tendency to watch it religiously

[00:02:05] I have a history of taping each one

[00:02:06] It's been one week since the show about

[00:02:09] Psycho Killers with problems they shoudl work out

[00:02:11] Five days since the big surprise

[00:02:12] When some loser's wife says she's still dating 20 guys

[00:02:15] Three days since he interviewed

[00:02:17] A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude

[00:02:19] Yesterday it occured to me

[00:02:21] That I've been watching a bit too much Jerry Springer

[00:02:25] Tired of wasting my time on that Jerry Springer

[00:02:29] I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer

[00:02:34] Come over here and pull on my finger