《L’Anglais》歌词

[00:00:00] L'Anglais - Paddy Roberts

[00:00:24] Oh the Englishman is noted for his sang froid

[00:00:28] Which translated means his usual bloody cold

[00:00:32] And he loves his pipe and slippers

[00:00:34] And the missus and the nippers

[00:00:36] And he's happy simply growing old

[00:00:40] And he never says a word if he can help it

[00:00:44] That's why people say he's always full of phlegm

[00:00:48] He's quite unmoved by atom bombs

[00:00:51] And rockets to the sun

[00:00:53] He never speaks to strangers for it simply isn't done

[00:00:57] But when cricket starts his fury's uncontrolled

[00:01:01] The Englishman with his usual bloody cold

[00:01:06] Oh the Englishman could not be called romantic

[00:01:10] His technique is not particularly good

[00:01:14] All the French and the Italians

[00:01:16] Chase their women round like stallions

[00:01:18] But the Englishman's a suet pud

[00:01:22] And the slightest demonstration of affection

[00:01:26] He regards as being rather infra dig

[00:01:30] He says the way the French behave is absolutely nuts

[00:01:35] He'd like to try it really but he hasn't got the guts

[00:01:39] He's scared to death the neighbors might be told

[00:01:43] The Englishman with his usual bloody cold

[00:01:49] Oh the Englishman has lots of little foibles

[00:01:53] And some of them are really past belief

[00:01:57] For he's still of the opinion

[00:01:59] That the folk in each dominion

[00:02:01] All regard him as the big white chief

[00:02:05] But in spite of all his curious delusions

[00:02:09] Underneath it all he has a heart of gold

[00:02:13] And when the Armageddon comes

[00:02:16] And all the world is dust

[00:02:18] And men will come to judgment

[00:02:21] As we know they surely must

[00:02:24] He'll be there with his umbrella neatly rolled

[00:02:28] The Englishman with his usual bloody cold

[00:02:36] The Englishman with his usual bloody cold