《耙耳朵》歌词

[00:00:00] 耙耳朵 - 老张
[00:00:02] 作词:老张
[00:00:03] 作曲:老张
[00:00:11] 龙王满千岁摆了几百桌
[00:00:15] 乌龟喝醉了哩哩啰啰说
[00:00:17] 虾子怕老婆是个耙耳朵
[00:00:20] 虾子知道了去找乌龟理论说
[00:00:23] 哪个怕老婆你跟我说清楚
[00:00:26] 虾子一激动它打着结吧说
[00:00:29] 我我我我我 我不怕老婆
[00:00:32] 我家那哪点事我给大家说
[00:00:35] 小事我没管大事我作主
[00:00:38] 有时老婆发脾气我也想发火
[00:00:41] 火火火火火 发火又如何
[00:00:43] 吵架打架闹离婚孩子最无辜
[00:00:46] 还有最关键是气坏我父母
[00:00:49] 为了儿女和爸妈我选择忍着过
[00:00:52] 忍忍忍忍忍 我忍忍又如何
[00:00:55] 只要不犯我家规和原则的错误
[00:00:58] 家规是哪起原则是什么
[00:01:01] 原则是感情不出轨和孝敬我父母
[00:01:04] 家规是什么给老婆交待过
[00:01:07] 如果骂我和爸妈我宁愿一人过
[00:01:09] 过过过过过 为了家和睦
[00:01:12] 为了儿女和爸妈我才让老婆
[00:01:15] 乌龟你听我说我不是耙耳朵
[00:01:18] 其实你比我耙得多你老婆骂父母
[00:01:21] 你跪搓衣扳我早就听说过
[00:01:24] 顺便问你喝洗脚水的味道错不错
[00:01:27] 哪个怕老婆不用我多说
[00:01:30] 鱼鳖虾蟹都晓得你乌龟是耙耳朵
[00:01:33] 哪个怕老婆不用我多说
[00:01:36] 其实大家都晓得你乌龟是耙耳朵
[00:02:00] 龙王满千岁摆了几百桌
[00:02:03] 乌龟喝醉了哩哩啰啰说
[00:02:06] 虾子怕老婆是个耙耳朵
[00:02:09] 虾子知道了去找乌龟理论说
[00:02:12] 哪个怕老婆你跟我说清楚
[00:02:15] 虾子一激动它打着结吧说
[00:02:17] 我我我我我 我不怕老婆
[00:02:20] 我家那哪点事我给大家说
[00:02:23] 小事我没管大事我作主
[00:02:26] 有时老婆发脾气我也想发火
[00:02:29] 火火火火火 发火又如何
[00:02:32] 吵架打架闹离婚孩子最无辜
[00:02:35] 还有最关键是气坏我父母
[00:02:38] 为了儿女和爸妈我选择忍着过
[00:02:40] 忍忍忍忍忍 我忍忍又如何
[00:02:43] 只要不犯我家规和原则的错误
[00:02:46] 家规是哪起原则是什么
[00:02:49] 原则是感情不出轨和孝敬我父母
[00:02:52] 家规是什么给老婆交待过
[00:02:55] 如果骂我和爸妈我宁愿一人过
[00:02:58] 过过过过过 为了家和睦
[00:03:01] 为了儿女和爸妈我才让老婆
[00:03:04] 乌龟你听我说我不是耙耳朵
[00:03:06] 其实你比我耙得多你老婆骂父母
[00:03:09] 你跪搓衣扳我早就听说过
[00:03:12] 顺便问你喝洗脚水的味道错不错
[00:03:15] 哪个怕老婆不用我多说
[00:03:18] 鱼鳖虾蟹都晓得你乌龟是耙耳朵
[00:03:21] 哪个怕老婆不用我多说
[00:03:24] 其实大家都晓得你乌龟是耙耳朵
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