《The Kiss》歌词

[00:00:00] The Kiss - Jake Thackray

[00:00:07] She kissed me like a child fresh

[00:00:09] And peckish like a child

[00:00:10] She was wild as little strawberries

[00:00:12] But though she kissed me

[00:00:14] As a child would do

[00:00:16] She clung on a little longer

[00:00:17] Than she needed to

[00:00:22] I did it for a dare go and

[00:00:24] Kiss her for a dare

[00:00:25] In the middle of the village square

[00:00:27] She was as seventeenish as the month of May

[00:00:31] And her daddy was a butcher

[00:00:32] In a pie-and-puddings way

[00:00:37] But then this kiss this kiss

[00:00:38] This little skirmish of a kiss

[00:00:40] Was importunately witnessed

[00:00:42] By the twitching whiskers and the bulging eyes

[00:00:46] Of a couple of the local ladies who were passing by

[00:00:49] Passing by passing by

[00:00:54] Couple of the local ladies who were passing by

[00:01:03] It was misunderstood this pretty kiss misunderstood

[00:01:07] By the squinting sisterhood

[00:01:08] And thus the whisper whisper

[00:01:10] Went from pinafore to pinafore

[00:01:12] Every tut-tut more grievous

[00:01:14] Than the well I never before

[00:01:18] Until her daddy heard her demented daddy heard

[00:01:21] Every grisly whispered word

[00:01:23] And stepping fresh from the slaughterhouse the crimson butcher ran

[00:01:27] The steam around his shoulders still A cleaver still in his hand

[00:01:32] Well you may buy my pies he cries

[00:01:34] My puddings buy my pies

[00:01:36] Keep your whippersnapping eyes

[00:01:38] From off the juicy beauty of my daughter who

[00:01:41] Is a tit-bit far too tasty for the lips of the likes of you

[00:01:45] Likes of you likes of you

[00:01:49] Far too tasty for the lips of the lay about likes of you

[00:01:59] He swung his cleaver high swung His whistling cleaver high

[00:02:03] And his cry was agonising

[00:02:04] I shall follow king solomon's

[00:02:06] Decision inasmuch

[00:02:07] As I'm off to split you down the middle easy collarbone to crutch

[00:02:14] But with a single bound his daughter

[00:02:16] With a springy bound

[00:02:17] Flung her arms and legs around me singing

[00:02:19] Split all you wish to daddy let the cleaver fall

[00:02:23] And you shall split me likewise

[00:02:24] Precious titbits and all

[00:02:28] I am my own to give nobody

[00:02:30] Else but mine to give

[00:02:32] Perhaps I'll give it to this whippersnapper

[00:02:34] Backbone to belly-button tongue-tip to toe

[00:02:37] From nipples up above to bushy triangle below

[00:02:40] Down below down below

[00:02:45] My tangled diamond down below

[00:02:55] Which came as news to me both

[00:02:57] To the butcher man and me

[00:02:58] But who was I to disagree

[00:03:00] What with my nose in her breastbone

[00:03:02] Her haunches in my hand

[00:03:03] And a chopper in the offing

[00:03:05] There was a lot to understand

[00:03:09] The cleaver never never fell

[00:03:11] The jealous cleaver never fell

[00:03:13] And although my eyes were elsewhere

[00:03:14] By a pressing little message of her elbows and thighs

[00:03:18] She'd let me know her daddy'd Gone tears in his eyes

[00:03:24] She kissed me like a child fresh

[00:03:26] And peckish like a child

[00:03:27] She was wild as little strawberries

[00:03:29] But though she kissed me as a child would do

[00:03:33] She clung on a little longer

[00:03:34] Than she needed to

[00:03:36] Needed to needed to

[00:03:41] On a little longer than she needed to do