《Headline News》歌词

[00:00:00] Headline News - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:10] Once there was this kid who

[00:00:15] 曾经有那么个小伙子

[00:00:15] Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint

[00:00:20] 去新加坡走了一趟 还带着他的喷漆

[00:00:20] And when he finally came back

[00:00:25] 在他回来的时候

[00:00:25] He had cane marks all over his bottom

[00:00:34] 他的屁股布满了藤条痕

[00:00:34] He said that it was from when

[00:00:37] 他说那都是来自

[00:00:37] The warden whacked it soooo haaaaard

[00:00:44] 监狱长的酷刑

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[00:00:53] Once there was this girl who

[00:00:58] 曾经有那么个女孩

[00:00:58] Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

[00:01:03] 发誓总有一天 她会成为拿到溜冰冠军的人

[00:01:03] And when she finally made it

[00:01:08] 在她终于做到的时候

[00:01:08] She saw some other girl who was better ding sound

[00:01:17] 她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色

[00:01:17] And so she hired some guy to

[00:01:20] 于是她就请了些人

[00:01:20] Club her in the knee cap

[00:01:27] 去打伤她的膝盖

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[00:01:47] They got paid for their sound bytes

[00:01:52] 他们都因这些事件受惠了 还把故事的使用权

[00:01:52] And sold their TV movie rights

[00:02:00] 卖给了电视电影

[00:02:00] And then there was this guy who

[00:02:05] 之后又有那么一个家伙

[00:02:05] Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner

[00:02:10] 让他的老婆生气到在一天夜里把他杀了

[00:02:10] And when he finally came to

[00:02:16] 当他终于睡醒的时候

[00:02:16] He found little Mr happy was missing

[00:02:24] 他发现欢乐先生不见了

[00:02:24] He couldn't quite explain it

[00:02:27] 他没法解释这一切

[00:02:27] It'd always just been there

[00:02:33] 因为它一直以来都待在那里啊

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[00:02:54] Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is

[00:02:59] 那里

[00:02:59] Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is

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[00:03:09] Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is

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[00:03:13] Ahh ahh there ahh ahh were ahh ahh there ahh ahh is

[00:03:24] 那里

[00:03:24] There were there is

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[00:03:29] There were there is

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