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《Nightmare (Explicit)》歌词

所属专辑: Harmful If Swallowed (Explicit) 歌手: Dane Cook 时长: 03:05
Nightmare (Explicit)

[00:03:05] I had this weird dream man.

[00:03:05] And yanno how you like have a nightmare and it's so intense,

[00:03:05] Even your leg tries to wake you up.

[00:03:05] Your leg's like,

[00:03:05] "GET UP!"

[00:03:05] Your leg kicks awake. And you wake up.

[00:03:05] I- this was the dream right. I was being chase by a giant crab.

[00:03:05] It's not funny. This huge like 50 foot crab.

[00:03:05] He was chasing me down a beach and he was doing that

[00:03:05] Crab run where he was like... and snapping at me with his little snappers.

[00:03:05] And he was all night long... he was trucking.

[00:03:05] He was doing like 100 miles an hour.

[00:03:05] You know like when you're bring chased by a killer or a beast?

[00:03:05] In the dream they can run as fast as they want but you can't f**king-

[00:03:05] You're like ah come on i can't move.

[00:03:05] But the f**king crab is like eh... and his eyes were up here and there

[00:03:05] Was lighting shooting out of its eyes and he was wearing little loafers or

[00:03:05] Something. i dunno. oh my leg just f**king went "get up!"

[00:03:05] And I woke up for like a second and they I went right back into the f**king

[00:03:05] Dream. which only happens witha nightmare.

[00:03:05] You never like wake up like yanno it's like if you're having sex with

[00:03:05] Cindy Crawford. Yyou know how you like wake up and you pretend

[00:03:05] You're not awake? yanno? try to trick yourself.

[00:03:05] Oh no! I'm not awake I'm in Cancun with Cindy. NOOO.

[00:03:05] But I fell back into the into the dream and the crab was like waiting for me.

[00:03:05] He was like UGH.... And i was like NOT AGAIN! All night long.

[00:03:05] And then I woke up and I called my buddy Mike.

[00:03:05] Yanoo I had to tell somebody like he picks up the phone...

[00:03:05] I'm like "Dude I had the weirdest dream last night."

[00:03:05] And he goes all concerned, "What was you dream?"

[00:03:05] I go,

[00:03:05] "I was being chased by a giant crab."

[00:03:05] "What?! Dude What?!"

[00:03:05] All the sudden he's like hold on and I hear like pages.

[00:03:05] *flip flip*

[00:03:05] OK I go dude what are you doing? I have a dream book.

[00:03:05] I'm looking up crabs to see what they represent in my dream book.

[00:03:05] Right so all the sudden he goes like this,

[00:03:05] "Dude, Crabs! Hold on Crabs. Uh crab...um uh it represents...

[00:03:05] Dude you're gay! That's why you were running away cuz a crab

[00:03:05] Represents sexuality cuz it doesnt know which way you f**king-

[00:03:05] And that's why you ran away. you were running away from your gayness!"

[00:03:05] I said what about the lightning? Uh emphasizes the gay!

[00:03:05] That's what it says if there's lighting around the crab you're super gay

[00:03:05] That's what it says here. super gay. he wasn't wearing loafers was he?

[00:03:05] OH NO! Cuz that would mean you were mega ultron gay like a super

[00:03:05] Hero gay!