《The Nothing Fight》歌词

[00:00:01] Am i the only person here who loves to watch a couple together
[00:00:05] That hates each others guts?
[00:00:09] That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see two people
[00:00:14] That just hate each other..together,
[00:00:19] And look we've all been there everybodys been in that situation
[00:00:22] Where you will stay with somebody you don't even like them.
[00:00:25] Two weeks in and already you like "pshh", no way.
[00:00:27] I can't stand this peroson,
[00:00:29] I'll hang around for 5 or 6 years then we can end this thing violantly.
[00:00:34] I got time. Girls you make the craziest excuses to stay,
[00:00:42] Your friends will try and get you out of it...
[00:00:43] "Why don't you just go?Seriously Jill just go, Jill?He's a jerk off.
[00:00:49] Just take your sh*t and go."
[00:00:51] Your like "I can't just go Kim, its not that simple, my cd's are in his truck
[00:00:56] I can't just walk away from 40 or 50 cd's.
[00:01:00] Its gonna take 2 or 3 more years of a abuse until I can leave with my cd's."
[00:01:10] That couple is the best, they fight over everything.
[00:01:14] Every little thing-huge explosion.
[00:01:18] And its not even about the thing, its about the fact that they wanna stab
[00:01:21] Eachother in the neck with a steak knife because they hate eachother's
[00:01:24] Existance. they get in what i call "nothing fights."
[00:01:30] Fights about absolutely nothing.
[00:01:32] Right, you see them waiting in line for the movie theatre.
[00:01:34] They hold hands, but its not loving at all. Its like this rigamortis,
[00:01:39] Romatioid athritis, red rover grip that they got going on.
[00:01:49] And everything's an arguement.
[00:01:50] "I should probably bring my jacket, I might get cold."
[00:01:53] "You bring your f**king jacket. Ya think. Do ya think?
[00:01:59] Yes. What if they're pumpin'AC in there, and then your cold
[00:02:03] I have to go out and I miss the previews cause I gotta get your
[00:02:05] F**kin'jacket. bring your jacket."
[00:02:13] I love nothing fights. The best nothing fight I have ever seen in my life.
[00:02:17] I was at the supermarket a few months ago and I'm going down the aisle
[00:02:21] And i'm at the stoffer's fresh bread pizzas,
[00:02:24] And i'm deciding do i want four cheese or one cheese.
[00:02:29] Cause sometimes, I like a lot of cheese. Sometimes,
[00:02:33] I like a dancing pluffera of cheese in my mouth.
[00:02:36] And then sometimes, I'm into a more solo cheese adventure.
[00:02:39] Just a single, one on one. Me and one cheese.
[00:02:43] Then sometimes I want an orgy of cheese on my plate.
[00:02:48] So as I'm standing there, contemplating my cheese future,
[00:02:50] I hear the nothing fight going on in the next aisle.
[00:02:54] I don't know exactly what they are saying, but I hear mumbles and
[00:02:57] Grumbles.
[00:02:58] Ok. I hear the guy going "*grumbles*"and I hear the girl she's like
[00:03:07] [girl voice
[00:03:13] *even more grumbles*care.."[guy
[00:03:16] I don't even care *grumbles again*care..."
[00:03:25] I hear the nothing fight. I start getting so excited.
[00:03:31] I'm like I gotta go watch this, I gotta go see this.
[00:03:33] I'm so excited I leave my cart. You never leave your cart.
[00:03:39] God forbid somebody comes into the store and wants exactly that sh*t.
[00:03:43] And they're like "What. Jackpot. This is everything I wanted."
[00:04:00] I'm peeking around the Intimate cookies and I'm watching the best nothing
[00:04:04] Fight that i've ever been a part of.
[00:04:07] They're in eachother's face. Ok, and the guy is saying to the girl and
[00:04:10] He's doing it like this
[00:04:11] "Do we have any jelly in the house?Do we or do we not have jelly.
[00:04:14] You said we did last time. I'm looking in the cabinets and I don't see
[00:04:17] Any god damn jelly. i just wanna know if we have any jelly in the house."
[00:04:20] And she's egging him on, she's like [girl voice
[00:04:22] "I don't even like jelly. I don't even like jelly. I get hives if I even look at
[00:04:27] Jelly. wha--i don't even know about jelly. i've never even--what is jelly.
[00:04:30] I don't even care."And he's like
[00:04:36] "I don't even give a sh*t about the hives. I want jelly in the f**kin'house.
[00:04:40] Stat. Pronto. Tonite. I don't give a--I will break your neck and pour
[00:04:45] Jelly all over your body and pray to the gods of jelly to burn your soul
[00:04:52] In a jelly like hell. now get the jelly!"
[00:04:57] I'm so excited, I'm eating the Intimates out of the box.
[00:05:00] I've opened a box and I am eating.
[00:05:02] "I'll pay for it. Relax. I know you're concerned, but I paid."
[00:05:11] This is the point during the nothing fight that I like to get involved.
[00:05:19] I have to get involved and I have to say something.
[00:05:21] Just a little jab, a little poke that will fuel the fire.
[00:05:26] And help take it to the next level. As they're going back and forth,
[00:05:30] I walk buy them, I lean in, and I go like this,
[00:05:32] "hey dude, dude, dude, I know what you mean about the jelly bro.
[00:05:37] Tell this twat to get jelly. Now."
[00:05:44] [guy
[00:05:46] What, Twat!Good word. Thanks bro. I didnt ev-I forgot about that word.
[00:05:50] GET THE JELLY TWAT!Great word dude, great word. Twat. Yes."
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