《水浒0095》歌词

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[00:00:00] 上回书说到宋江发配
[00:00:07] 您听这水浒全传
[00:00:10] 发配的人可真不少
[00:00:14] 原来咱就说过几个了
[00:00:18] 武松发配
[00:00:20] 杨志发配
[00:00:22] 林冲发配
[00:00:24] 等等等往后还有
[00:00:28] 差不多的
[00:00:29] 都是英雄好汉
[00:00:33] 宋江这一路上什么罪也没遭着
[00:00:39] 这张千李万还绝对够意思
[00:00:44] 可是这天往前走着
[00:00:46] 锣声响亮
[00:00:48] 被人拦住去路
[00:00:50] 三人大吃一惊
[00:00:53] 等宋江往对面一看呢
[00:00:55] 哎哟
[00:00:57] 是熟人啊
[00:00:59] 领队的正是水泊梁山头领之一
[00:01:03] 赤法鬼刘唐
[00:01:07] 刘唐手里拎着把鬼头刀
[00:01:12] 手下的喽啰弟兄
[00:01:14] 一字排开
[00:01:15] 把道路拦住
[00:01:18] 刘唐往前紧走了几步
[00:01:21] 大哥
[00:01:22] 哥哥
[00:01:24] 总算把您截住了
[00:01:27] 请上
[00:01:28] 受小弟一拜
[00:01:32] 刘唐等施完了礼之后
[00:01:34] 拎起这把刀来奔两个解差就来了
[00:01:40] 把俩解差吓得腿肚子转筋
[00:01:43] 躲到宋江身后
[00:01:45] 哎呀
[00:01:45] 大爷饶命
[00:01:46] 大爷饶命
[00:01:47] 大爷快点救我们
[00:01:50] 宋江把脸往下一沉
[00:01:52] 贤弟且慢
[00:01:55] 你要干什么
[00:01:56] 哥哥
[00:01:58] 我奉天王晁盖所差
[00:02:01] 在此恭候大驾
[00:02:04] 我都等了三天了
[00:02:07] 好不容易把你盼来了
[00:02:10] 不杀他们两个干什么呢
[00:02:13] 杀完之后
[00:02:14] 跟我们进水泊梁山
[00:02:16] 大秤分金
[00:02:18] 小秤分银
[00:02:20] 吃香的
[00:02:21] 喝辣的
[00:02:22] 何必受这种罪呀
[00:02:25] 哥哥
[00:02:26] 还留他们吧
[00:02:28] 诶
[00:02:31] 贤弟此言差矣
[00:02:35] 想我
[00:02:36] 宋江
[00:02:37] 摊了人命
[00:02:39] 今天发配江州
[00:02:41] 乃不幸之中的大幸啊
[00:02:46] 咱好胡来呢
[00:02:48] 贤弟呀
[00:02:49] 感谢天王晁盖晁大哥
[00:02:53] 也感谢各位头领
[00:02:56] 包括兄弟你
[00:02:59] 我谢谢你们
[00:03:01] 不过
[00:03:02] 不能做犯法的事情啊
[00:03:05] 我宋江愿意到江州牢城营前去受苦
[00:03:14] 我哥哥
[00:03:15] 你傻了
[00:03:18] 受那苦
[00:03:19] 还有头吗
[00:03:22] 您干脆听我的得了
[00:03:24] 各位头领都等着你进水泊梁山呢
[00:03:29] 你甭给他们求情
[00:03:30] 我宰了他
[00:03:33] 刘唐瞪眼珠子
[00:03:35] 过来
[00:03:36] 要揪这俩解差
[00:03:38] 俩解差都尿了裤子了
[00:03:41] 饶命饶命
[00:03:44] 宋江一伸手
[00:03:46] 把刘唐的鬼头刀夺过来了
[00:03:49] 把刀给我
[00:03:51] 不用你伸手
[00:03:52] 我杀他们
[00:03:53] 诶好吧
[00:03:55] 俩解差一听更完了
[00:03:59] 你这宋江狠不狠
[00:04:01] 我们对你这么好
[00:04:03] 你还要亲手杀我们
[00:04:06] 哪知道宋江把刀夺过来之后
[00:04:08] 横到自己脖子上了
[00:04:10] 贤弟呀
[00:04:12] 你是不是逼哥哥我抹脖子
[00:04:16] 你要真杀这俩解差
[00:04:18] 我也不活了
[00:04:20] 你看好不好
[00:04:21] 别别别别
[00:04:23] 哥哥
[00:04:24] 诶好吧
[00:04:27] 哥哥听您的
[00:04:29] 那就留下他们俩这条狗命
[00:04:33] 不过哥哥
[00:04:34] 我没法交代呀
[00:04:36] 大家都等着你呢
[00:04:38] 你得跟我进一趟梁山
[00:04:40] 不必了
[00:04:42] 我方才说的话
[00:04:44] 希望你给我转达
[00:04:46] 日后我在拜会各位头领
[00:04:51] 我在路上
[00:04:52] 耽误的时间太长了
[00:04:54] 我们还要赶路呢
[00:04:56] 厌恶了时期都要受处罚的兄弟
[00:05:01] 你请回吧
[00:05:02] 那怎么能行呢
[00:05:03] 我回去我怎么交代
[00:05:06] 正说着
[00:05:08] 身边背后马褂銮铃的声音
[00:05:19] 来了100多马队
[00:05:23] 为首的是一文一武
[00:05:27] 文的
[00:05:28] 头戴道巾
[00:05:30] 身穿儒服
[00:05:32] 腰系丝绦
[00:05:34] 手拿拂尘
[00:05:36] 面如冠玉
[00:05:38] 三绺漠然
[00:05:40] 俩眼倍儿亮
[00:05:42] 再看武的顶盔贯甲
[00:05:44] 赵袍术带
[00:05:45] 腰悬宝剑
[00:05:47] 手提长枪
[00:05:50] 走兽湖喧天
[00:05:52] 带着弯弓插箭
[00:05:54] 小伙长得倍儿帅
[00:05:57] 来者非别
[00:05:59] 文的
[00:06:01] 智多星无用无军师
[00:06:05] 武的小李
[00:06:06] 广花荣
[00:06:09] 奉天王晁盖所差
[00:06:11] 来迎接宋江
[00:06:15] 二人从马上跳下来了
[00:06:17] 拉住宋江的手
[00:06:20] 无限的感慨呀
[00:06:22] 吴学究就说
[00:06:25] 宋江哥哥
[00:06:26] 让您受惊了
[00:06:29] 无论如何
[00:06:30] 你也得进梁山呢
[00:06:33] 你不去
[00:06:34] 怎么能行
[00:06:36] 刘唐说
[00:06:37] 我劝了半天了
[00:06:39] 人家不赏脸呢
[00:06:41] 怕耽误时日
[00:06:43] 打算借路而行
[00:06:46] 就不朝面了
[00:06:47] 我这拙嘴笨腮的
[00:06:49] 我也说不到点子上
[00:06:52] 那你们二位看着办吧
[00:06:55] 你看这个花荣
[00:06:57] 跟宋江交情莫逆
[00:07:00] 吴学究跟宋江
[00:07:02] 那就甭提了
[00:07:04] 这两个人的情面这么一靠
[00:07:07] 宋江实在没办法
[00:07:10] 心说
[00:07:11] 其实我这么做呀
[00:07:13] 正好跟我爹说的违背
[00:07:16] 我对不起我爹
[00:07:19] 可没有办法呀
[00:07:21] 就这样
[00:07:22] 连两名解差带着
[00:07:25] 骑了三匹马
[00:07:27] 起身奔梁山
[00:07:30] 怎么坐船
[00:07:31] 怎么进浦子城
[00:07:33] 咱不必细说
[00:07:34] 宋江这一到水泊梁山呢
[00:07:37] 这梁山开了锅了
[00:07:40] 礼炮齐鸣
[00:07:42] 还奏起军乐
[00:07:46] 全山的人全出来迎接
[00:07:49] 21 位头领列队恭候
[00:07:54] 等宋江出现在众人面前
[00:07:57] 天王晁盖撩衣跪倒
[00:08:00] 贤弟呀
[00:08:03] 想当年
[00:08:04] 要不是你给通风报信
[00:08:06] 哥哥焉有今日啊
[00:08:10] 你是哥哥的大恩人呢
[00:08:13] 我们就盼你来呢
[00:08:15] 你赶紧快往里请
[00:08:19] 有人抬过爬山虎
[00:08:21] 让宋江坐上
[00:08:24] 这俩当解差的
[00:08:25] 也跟着享福了
[00:08:27] 他们也坐上爬山虎有人抬着
[00:08:32] 这玩意儿颤颤悠悠的
[00:08:34] 还真舒服啊
[00:08:37] 这俩解差一看这宋江可真惹不起呀
[00:08:43] 真有人缘
[00:08:44] 真有威望
[00:08:48] 这水泊梁山这么多当大头头的
[00:08:52] 对宋江是毕恭毕敬
[00:08:57] 这下得罪了宋江
[00:08:59] 这帮人
[00:09:00] 谁惹得起呀
[00:09:03] 所以
[00:09:04] 张千里外
[00:09:06] 从心底对宋江那羡慕的是五体投地
[00:09:13] 到了中平大厅了
[00:09:15] 爬山虎落地
[00:09:18] 宋江他们跨步出来
[00:09:21] 有天王晁盖
[00:09:23] 军师吴用、入云龙、公孙胜、豹子头林冲、小李广花荣、霹雳火、秦明镇、三山黄杏赤法鬼刘唐、阮小二、阮小五、阮小七、汉地忽律朱贵
[00:09:42] 石将军石勇
[00:09:44] 哎呀
[00:09:45] 众人陪着走进大厅
[00:09:50] 让宋江坐正座
[00:09:52] 那宋江怎么能呢
[00:09:55] 谦让再三
[00:09:58] 天王晁盖这才分宾主落座
[00:10:02] 晁盖传令
[00:10:04] 全山隆重祝贺
[00:10:07] 今天放假一天
[00:10:09] 就为款待我兄弟
[00:10:12] 在大厅上排摆了酒宴
[00:10:16] 席前
[00:10:17] 众人问宋江
[00:10:20] 这路上受罪没受罪
[00:10:23] 究竟你有什么打算
[00:10:26] 很多人都提出来叫宋江
[00:10:29] 干脆别走了
[00:10:32] 你要舍不得杀这俩解差也留下
[00:10:35] 就在咱们水泊梁山入伙了
[00:10:38] 晁盖说
[00:10:39] 我把头把金交椅让出来
[00:10:42] 兄弟
[00:10:42] 你就是水泊梁山的头领
[00:10:46] 宋江闻听
[00:10:47] 苦笑了一声
[00:10:49] 各位呀
[00:10:50] 我多谢盛情啊
[00:10:54] 想我宋江
[00:10:56] 无非是郓城小吏
[00:10:59] 有何德能
[00:11:02] 感受众位如此热爱呀
[00:11:06] 我心里头觉着非常惭愧
[00:11:10] 但是我不能从命啊
[00:11:14] 咱们都是自家弟兄
[00:11:16] 我有什么说什么
[00:11:18] 这次我回家见着我爹
[00:11:20] 我爹根本没死
[00:11:23] 为什么把我骗回去呢
[00:11:25] 对我不放心
[00:11:26] 就怕我走了下道儿
[00:11:29] 误入歧途
[00:11:32] 我也不怕各位不爱听
[00:11:34] 就怕我入伙
[00:11:39] 当然了
[00:11:39] 他是老年人
[00:11:41] 想法看法跟咱们都不同
[00:11:44] 说的也不对
[00:11:46] 但是
[00:11:47] 我是当儿子的
[00:11:49] 我怎么好跟我爹爹争竞
[00:11:53] 可是我已向我爹打了保票了
[00:11:57] 只要他老人家有三寸气在
[00:12:00] 我一定听他的
[00:12:03] 我决不能到梁山来入伙啊
[00:12:06] 各位弟兄
[00:12:08] 千万体谅才是
[00:12:13] 众人一听
[00:12:14] 全没词儿了
[00:12:16] 知道
[00:12:16] 宋江是大孝子
[00:12:19] 后来兜着圈子劝宋江
[00:12:21] 怎么劝也不行
[00:12:24] 宋江非要按着原计划
[00:12:27] 到江州牢城营去受罪去
[00:12:30] 期满之后
[00:12:30] 人回家
[00:12:32] 人家是好人
[00:12:33] 一家人团聚
[00:12:35] 后来天王晁盖一摆手
[00:12:37] 算了算了算了算了
[00:12:39] 我们大家不能强人所难
[00:12:42] 既然我兄弟不愿意
[00:12:43] 咱就别勉强了
[00:12:45] 扭回头来问宋江
[00:12:48] 贤弟
[00:12:49] 你诚心实意要去江州受苦
[00:12:53] 是千真万确
[00:12:56] 好吧
[00:12:58] 那就希望兄弟一路保重
[00:13:02] 有哪些困难
[00:13:04] 派人给我们捎了信
[00:13:06] 赴汤蹈火
[00:13:08] 我等万死不辞
[00:13:10] 宋江点头
[00:13:12] 吴用一看
[00:13:13] 实在留不住了
[00:13:15] 只好写了封信交给宋江
[00:13:19] 大哥
[00:13:21] 这封信您带着
[00:13:23] 要到了江州牢城营
[00:13:26] 那儿
[00:13:27] 我有个过命的好朋友
[00:13:29] 此人姓戴
[00:13:31] 叫戴宗
[00:13:32] 人送绰号叫神行太保
[00:13:36] 那是个正人君子
[00:13:37] 够交啊
[00:13:39] 咱们什么交情
[00:13:40] 跟他什么交情
[00:13:42] 不分彼此
[00:13:43] 无话不谈
[00:13:45] 你拿着封信交给他
[00:13:47] 他肯定关照哥哥
[00:13:50] 啊
[00:13:51] 好办
[00:13:52] 宋江把信接过来
[00:13:53] 揣到怀里了
[00:13:55] 本来宋江啊
[00:13:56] 现在就想走
[00:13:58] 那大伙儿能答应吗
[00:14:00] 死说
[00:14:02] 活说
[00:14:03] 把宋江留到梁山上住了三天
[00:14:08] 这三天
[00:14:09] 宋江是坐卧不宁
[00:14:13] 说话都语无伦次
[00:14:15] 众人一瞅
[00:14:17] 实在不能再留了
[00:14:19] 宋江没这心思
[00:14:22] 在第四天头上列队欢送
[00:14:27] 大家是洒泪分别呀
[00:14:31] 吴学究晃了晃脑袋
[00:14:34] 嘿
[00:14:34] 心说
[00:14:35] 死逼梁山
[00:14:37] 死逼梁山
[00:14:39] 宋江还没到内部
[00:14:42] 到了时候
[00:14:44] 就不由你不来入伙了
[00:14:49] 按下众人回梁山
[00:14:51] 不提
[00:14:51] 单说宋江
[00:14:53] 带着两名解差往前走
[00:14:57] 这两名解差呀
[00:14:58] 这速度是越来越慢
[00:15:00] 宋江不明白
[00:15:02] 就问他们二位怎么不舒服啊
[00:15:05] 怎么迈不动道儿
[00:15:08] 哎呀
[00:15:09] 我说宋押司啊
[00:15:11] 你不知道怎么回事儿呢
[00:15:13] 啊
[00:15:13] 什么事嘿
[00:15:16] 你那帮朋友背着你不知道
[00:15:20] 这个送钱
[00:15:21] 那个送钱
[00:15:23] 你看我们俩身上背的都是什么呢
[00:15:26] 全都是金银财宝
[00:15:28] 背不动
[00:15:31] 压得我们哥俩喘不过气儿来
[00:15:34] 还哪能走得快呢
[00:15:36] 是吗
[00:15:37] 啊
[00:15:38] 这有很多份儿
[00:15:40] 我们都没要
[00:15:41] 实在背不动
[00:15:43] 我宋押司
[00:15:45] 你这些朋友
[00:15:47] 了不起呀
[00:15:50] 真都够交
[00:15:52] 我们太羡慕了
[00:15:55] 宋江一看
[00:15:56] 啊
[00:15:56] 这才发现
[00:15:58] 俩人的腰里头都缠满了
[00:16:01] 除了金子就是银子
[00:16:04] 那玩意儿他能不沉吗
[00:16:06] 当然
[00:16:07] 宋江心里热乎乎的
[00:16:09] 对这些弟兄是无限感激
[00:16:13] 宋江呢
[00:16:14] 又担上心了
[00:16:15] 告诉俩解差
[00:16:17] 注意啊
[00:16:19] 咱们身上带着这么多金银
[00:16:22] 容易招惹是非
[00:16:24] 诶诶我们知道我们知道
[00:16:27] 这一天正往前走
[00:16:29] 眼前闪出一道大岭
[00:16:34] 借石牌上站着朱红的大字
[00:16:39] 揭阳岭
[00:16:43] 要翻过大岭
[00:16:45] 就属于江州管了
[00:16:48] 张千李万抹了一把汗
[00:16:52] 哎呀
[00:16:53] 谢天谢地呀
[00:16:55] 可算快到地方了
[00:16:57] 宋押司
[00:16:59] 翻过这道大岭
[00:17:01] 往前走十里地
[00:17:03] 叫揭阳镇
[00:17:05] 过了揭阳镇
[00:17:07] 就是江州城
[00:17:09] 总算走到头儿了
[00:17:12] 宋江也长出了一口气
[00:17:15] 三人翻过大岭
[00:17:17] 累得气喘吁吁
[00:17:19] 饥肠辘辘
[00:17:21] 往岭下一看
[00:17:23] 道边有一座酒店
[00:17:27] 看见没
[00:17:29] 咱们到那歇歇
[00:17:31] 好好吃他一顿
[00:17:32] 诶可以可以
[00:17:34] 就这样
[00:17:35] 仨人翻过揭阳岭
[00:17:37] 进了酒店了
[00:17:40] 这酒店里边空无一人
[00:17:44] 就一个伙计在柜台趴着打盹儿
[00:17:48] 一看外边进来客人了
[00:17:50] 伙计站起来
[00:17:51] 嗯
[00:17:51] 哎哟
[00:17:52] 欢迎欢迎
[00:17:53] 三位请坐
[00:17:54] 请坐
[00:17:56] 没人喝酒
[00:17:58] 爱坐哪坐哪
[00:18:00] 把着门儿
[00:18:01] 仨人坐下
[00:18:03] 两名解差把腰刀摘下来放到桌上
[00:18:07] 把水火棍戳到墙角
[00:18:11] 把腰里头
[00:18:12] 那大包啊
[00:18:13] 解开了
[00:18:15] 哎呀
[00:18:15] 这身上觉着可轻快了
[00:18:18] 就把这包裹塞桌子底下了一个
[00:18:22] 没注意扑通
[00:18:24] 发出这么一种声音
[00:18:27] 酒店这伙计看的清清楚楚
[00:18:31] 用眼睛一彪
[00:18:33] 心中高兴
[00:18:35] 嘿嘿
[00:18:35] 来财了啊
[00:18:38] 甭问
[00:18:39] 听这声
[00:18:41] 里边金银财宝是少不了啊
[00:18:47] 伙计顿时来了精神
[00:18:48] 擦抹桌案
[00:18:50] 三位吃点什么吗
[00:18:52] 宋江说不怕贵
[00:18:55] 也不怕多
[00:18:56] 好酒好菜尽管来
[00:18:59] 好好来啦
[00:19:03] 煮的熟牛肉
[00:19:05] 酱狗肉
[00:19:07] 炒的菜
[00:19:09] 摆的凉碟
[00:19:11] 端上了四壶酒
[00:19:13] 把碗都擦个倍儿亮
[00:19:15] 筷子吃
[00:19:16] 碟都放好了
[00:19:18] 又打过热手巾板
[00:19:20] 他们每个人都把脸和手擦了擦
[00:19:24] 开始喝酒
[00:19:27] 一边吃喝
[00:19:28] 宋江就打量这伙计
[00:19:31] 一瞅这主长得可不善良啊
[00:19:35] 身高九尺挂零
[00:19:36] 腰大十围
[00:19:39] 面赛铜锣
[00:19:41] 胡子呲呲着
[00:19:43] 像使秃了那毛笔头差不多
[00:19:47] 俩眼睛往外努努着
[00:19:50] 满脸的横肉
[00:19:54] 这宋江可就有点担心了
[00:19:58] 伙计
[00:19:59] 你过来
[00:20:00] 我打听点事儿
[00:20:01] 呃
[00:20:01] 大爷
[00:20:02] 您说吧
[00:20:02] 什么事
[00:20:05] 离江州还有多远
[00:20:07] 50 里
[00:20:09] 从我这儿算起
[00:20:11] 往前走
[00:20:13] 揭阳镇
[00:20:13] 揭阳镇再往前走不到40 里
[00:20:17] 就是江州城
[00:20:19] 哦
[00:20:21] 我说你这个地点不错呀
[00:20:24] 怎么客人不多
[00:20:26] 谁知道呢
[00:20:28] 最近一个时期买卖不好做呀
[00:20:32] 他没有几个喝酒的
[00:20:33] 不知道为什么
[00:20:35] 哦
[00:20:37] 这时候张骞呢
[00:20:39] 把酒杯放下
[00:20:40] 说话了
[00:20:42] 我掌柜的
[00:20:43] 听说这年月
[00:20:45] 路途上不太平啊
[00:20:48] 有许多酒店和店房
[00:20:51] 他妈不干好事儿
[00:20:53] 动不动就下什么****
[00:20:56] 动不动就把人迷倒了
[00:20:59] 整进人肉作坊
[00:21:01] 把人卸吧了
[00:21:03] 肥肉扔了
[00:21:04] 瘦肉包包子
[00:21:07] 有这事儿吗
[00:21:08] 是吗
[00:21:09] 这事可真新鲜
[00:21:12] 我还从来没听说过
[00:21:14] 没听说过那可就好
[00:21:16] 我
[00:21:16] 你这酒可是干净的
[00:21:18] 这里边儿
[00:21:19] 嗯
[00:21:20] 没零碎吧
[00:21:20] 哪能呢
[00:21:22] 我三位大爷真会开玩笑
[00:21:25] 那要是那样
[00:21:26] 你们就别吃
[00:21:28] 宋江一摆手
[00:21:29] 哎呀
[00:21:30] 废话
[00:21:30] 说这干嘛呀
[00:21:33] 眨眼之间
[00:21:34] 似乎酒喝没了
[00:21:36] 俩解差啪啪嘴儿还没喝够
[00:21:40] 宋江春
[00:21:41] 还有酒吗
[00:21:41] 有的是来
[00:21:43] 再给来上四户
[00:21:46] 又拿上四壶来
[00:21:48] 换了仨碗儿
[00:21:49] 把酒倒上了
[00:21:52] 就见这俩解差
[00:21:53] 端起这碗来都吨吨吨吨
[00:21:58] 两碗下肚了
[00:22:00] 说到这儿
[00:22:02] 就觉着这个脑袋
[00:22:04] 有点不得劲
[00:22:06] 嗯
[00:22:08] 说时迟那时快
[00:22:10] 就觉着天旋地转
[00:22:12] 扑通扑通
[00:22:14] 俩人全躺下了
[00:22:17] 宋江拿着筷子
[00:22:20] 刚想夹菜
[00:22:22] 一瞅他们俩倒下了
[00:22:24] 就是一愣
[00:22:25] 你们
[00:22:26] 那意思你们怎么了
[00:22:29] 话刚说到这儿
[00:22:31] 就觉着舌头根子发麻
[00:22:34] 脑袋发胀
[00:22:36] 一瞬之间
[00:22:38] 宋江明白坏了
[00:22:40] 我们上了当了
[00:22:41] 这酒里头有毛病
[00:22:43] 呃
[00:22:43] 噗通
[00:22:43] 他也躺下了
[00:22:47] 那个大汉瞅着他们一呲牙
[00:22:54] 哎呀
[00:22:54] 你们觉着挺聪明
[00:22:57] 还拿这话敲打我呢
[00:23:00] 结果
[00:23:02] 你们是三个傻蛋
[00:23:04] 哎呀
[00:23:05] 该着我发笔横财呀
[00:23:09] 他过来一哈腰
[00:23:10] 从桌子底下
[00:23:12] 把沉甸甸两个大包拿出来了
[00:23:16] 扑通扑通往柜台上一放
[00:23:20] 等打开之后一看
[00:23:22] 哎哟
[00:23:26] 我长这么大
[00:23:27] 还没见过这么多的金银财宝呢
[00:23:31] 哎呀
[00:23:31] 这得有多少
[00:23:34] 得值1000多两吧
[00:23:36] 不
[00:23:37] 两千两也不给
[00:23:39] 我发财了
[00:23:40] 我发财了
[00:23:44] 这位乐的都发了狂了
[00:23:48] 颤抖着双手
[00:23:50] 把两包银子搁到一个包里头
[00:23:54] 分文没动
[00:23:55] 又重新包好了
[00:23:58] 他到了外头了
[00:23:59] 往大道上张望
[00:24:01] 一边看着
[00:24:03] 一边嘴里头瞎捣鼓
[00:24:06] 什么时候了
[00:24:08] 怎么还不回来
[00:24:10] 啊
[00:24:11] 这仨该死的货呀
[00:24:13] 你们不是掉沟里
[00:24:15] 把脚脖子崴折了
[00:24:17] 我这人手不够用
[00:24:19] 等着你们呢
[00:24:21] 再不回来啊
[00:24:23] 这点银子
[00:24:24] 我独吞了
[00:24:27] 他捣鼓了一阵儿
[00:24:29] 然后到后院去了
[00:24:31] 把后院的院门开开
[00:24:33] 有一条毛毛道
[00:24:36] 通一座山洞
[00:24:39] 外人你可找不着
[00:24:42] 他到了山洞这儿
[00:24:43] 寻摸了一圈
[00:24:44] 然后转身又回来了
[00:24:46] 先背宋江
[00:24:49] 你看宋江个头不高
[00:24:52] 有个敦实劲儿
[00:24:54] 还真挺沉
[00:24:56] 这大个子背着他
[00:24:58] 把宋江背进山洞
[00:25:01] 然后回来又背那俩解差
[00:25:04] 累的通身是汗
[00:25:06] 都背到山洞里边去了
[00:25:09] 好嘛
[00:25:09] 这座山洞里头
[00:25:11] 是一座人肉作坊
[00:25:14] 真叫这俩解差猜对了
[00:25:18] 拿这些过往的客人还真开刀啊
[00:25:24] 有个大面板
[00:25:26] 又和面
[00:25:27] 又剁活人
[00:25:29] 他把宋江和俩解差周到上头了
[00:25:34] 转身回到店房来
[00:25:36] 拎那包来
[00:25:38] 正在这时候
[00:25:39] 大道上来仨人儿
[00:25:43] 伙计一看
[00:25:44] 哎
[00:25:44] 回来了
[00:25:45] 对我就等着你们仨呢
[00:25:48] 回来把手洗吧洗吧
[00:25:50] 赶紧把这仨人给卸吧了
[00:25:53] 这就消了灾了
[00:25:55] 我说三位
[00:25:57] 紧走几步来买卖了
[00:26:00] 今天咱们是发了横财
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