《Desperate Dan(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Desperate Dan - The Macc Lads

[00:00:15] The big fat chud wobbled home one night singing

[00:00:19] Woah Maccy Maccy

[00:00:20] After twenty eight pints

[00:00:22] Had a bit of trouble getting the key in the door

[00:00:26] His belly dragged him downwards and his face hit the floor

[00:00:29] Spilt curry down his shirt soaked through to the vest

[00:00:33] Pisses in his jeans as he tries to undress

[00:00:37] Trousers round his ankles he bangs into the door

[00:00:41] Decides to have a piss in the cutlery drawer

[00:00:49] Then he starts to vomit on the telly by the wall

[00:00:56] She must have been to Comet

[00:01:01] Coz that cunt wasn't there before

[00:01:08] He pukes and he pukes but there's no stopping

[00:01:11] New picture on the stairs the old bag's been shopping

[00:01:16] He spews and he spews then its time to relax

[00:01:19] He props himself up on the edge of the bath

[00:01:23] One last puke strains his whole body

[00:01:27] Out of his arse plops a vindaloo jobby

[00:01:31] Bile out the front end bum-sick out the back

[00:01:34] Vomit in the toilet diarrhoea all over the bath

[00:01:42] Then his buttock hits the hot tap and his chubby legs collapse

[00:01:50] His jeans are round his ankles

[00:01:54] The big fat bastard falls backwards into the bath

[00:02:00] His arms and legs are waving they're flapping like f**k

[00:02:05] But the sh*t's sealed him in and the fat cunt's stuck

[00:02:09] He flounders in the tub but he's a perfect fit

[00:02:13] Turds down his back his front's borted in sick

[00:02:16] He grabs at the taps to pull himself clear

[00:02:20] But he hasn't got a clue about the trouble at the rear

[00:02:24] He crawls into bed covered in shite

[00:02:27] And tries to cuddle up to his extremely fat and ugly wife

[00:02:36] She hits him with a small brush

[00:02:39] He's landed on the floor, she says

[00:02:43] You smelly fat walrus you live at number 24