《Miss Macclesfield(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Miss Macclesfield - The Macc Lads

[00:00:11] She was the perfect woman

[00:00:13] She was my kind of a bird

[00:00:18] Cause she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word

[00:00:24] She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse

[00:00:31] But now she's into barbeques and wine bars

[00:00:38] Oh, I used to go out with her cause she cooked me all me meals

[00:00:45] Then one day she made it big when she won Miss Macclesfield

[00:00:57] She married and Italian just cause he were posh

[00:01:04] And they honeymooned in Brussles and he played a bit of squash

[00:01:10] Next she wed an ale baron who come from Lancashire

[00:01:17] But he wasn't rich, he was just another Wigan queer

[00:01:24] Oh, I used to out with here cause she cooked me all me meals

[00:01:31] Miss Macclesfield

[00:01:32] Then one day she made it big when she won Miss Macclesfield

[00:01:50] She'll get fed up of buffets and one day she'll come back

[00:01:56] Cause she knows that all the real men live in Macc

[00:02:03] She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated livin' with toffs

[00:02:10] So I'll slip her a length and then I'll tell her

[00:02:15] F**k off

[00:02:17] I used to go out with her cause she cooked a nice bit of grub

[00:02:23] She may have been a beauty queen but I'd rather go down the pub

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