《Pranks(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Pranks - Dane Cook
[00:00:00] I'm a big practical joker man I love to play practical jokes
[00:00:03] I have one for you guys you gotta try this
[00:00:06] Really simple very effective
[00:00:08] Next time you're at the airport you're at the airport
[00:00:11] You see someone waiting for their flight ok they're just sitting there
[00:00:13] Reading a paper whatever just chilling out
[00:00:16] Here's what your gonna do just like this
[00:00:17] Walk over to them really slowly just walk over alright
[00:00:21] Stand right in front of them wait till they feel you there
[00:00:25] You know what I mean
[00:00:26] When they finally look up at you just really seriously look them in they
[00:00:29] Eyes and go like this
[00:00:31] Don't get on the flight hehe
[00:00:40] You know they're sittin' there going
[00:00:41] I don't think I should get on this f**king flight
[00:00:43] I think an angel
[00:00:44] Just told me not to get on the flight thank you angel wearing jeans
[00:00:51] How about this one right all you need for this is a pair of gloves
[00:00:54] Just take your gloves right
[00:00:56] And go down to the bank get behind all the people in the bank
[00:00:59] Give the person in front of you a little nudge just a little nudge
[00:01:01] Wait till they turn around and when they turn around
[00:01:03] Start putting on the gloves and say
[00:01:04] Now would be a good time to leave right now
[00:01:12] Either that or take out a piece of paper and a pen and say
[00:01:14] Hey how do you spell shoot you in the f**king face
[00:01:18] Come on hurry up one word what is it
[00:01:21] Here's a fun one right
[00:01:22] Guys next time you at a bar whatever
[00:01:23] And you see a girl at the bar
[00:01:25] Just walk up to her and go like this
[00:01:26] Hey are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later
[00:01:33] I'll be over here watching you all night
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