《Stuart(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] You know what Stuart

[00:00:02] I like you

[00:00:04] You're not like the other people

[00:00:05] Here in the trailer park

[00:00:07] Oh don't go get me wrong

[00:00:08] They're fine people

[00:00:09] They're good Americans

[00:00:10] But they're content to sit back

[00:00:12] Maybe watch a little Mork & Mindy

[00:00:14] On channel fifty seven

[00:00:15] Maybe kick back a cool

[00:00:16] Coors sixteen ouncer

[00:00:18] They're good fine people Stuart

[00:00:19] But they don't know

[00:00:21] What the queers

[00:00:22] Are doing to the soil

[00:00:26] You know that Jonny Wurster kid

[00:00:28] The kid that delivers papers

[00:00:29] In the neighborhood

[00:00:30] He's a foreign kid

[00:00:31] Some of the

[00:00:32] Neighbors say

[00:00:32] He smokes crack

[00:00:33] But I don't believe it

[00:00:34] Anyway for his tenth birthday

[00:00:36] All he wanted was a burrow owl

[00:00:37] Kept bugging his old man

[00:00:38] Dad get me a burrow owl

[00:00:40] I'll never ask for anything else

[00:00:41] As long as I live

[00:00:42] So the guy breaks down

[00:00:44] And buys him a burrow owl

[00:00:45] Anyway ten thirty the other night

[00:00:47] I go out in my yard

[00:00:48] And there's the Wurster kid

[00:00:50] Looking up in the tree

[00:00:51] I say What are you looking for

[00:00:52] He says I'm looking for my burrow owl

[00:00:53] I say Jumping Jesus

[00:00:54] On a Pogo Stick

[00:00:56] Everybody knows the burrow owl lives

[00:00:59] In a hole in the ground

[00:01:00] Why the hell do you think

[00:01:01] They call it a burrow owl anyway

[00:01:03] Now Stuart do you think

[00:01:04] A kid like that is going

[00:01:06] To know what the queers

[00:01:07] Are doing to the soil

[00:01:08] I first became aware

[00:01:09] Of this about ten years ago

[00:01:11] The summer my oldest boy

[00:01:12] Bill Jr died

[00:01:13] You know that carnival comes

[00:01:14] Into town every year

[00:01:15] Well this year they came

[00:01:16] Through with a ride called The Mixer

[00:01:18] The man said Keep your head

[00:01:19] And arms inside the Mixer at all times

[00:01:22] But Bill Jr he was a Daredevil

[00:01:24] Just like his old man

[00:01:25] He was leaning out saying

[00:01:26] Hey everybody look at me

[00:01:28] Look at me

[00:01:29] Pow he was decapitated

[00:01:31] They found his head over

[00:01:33] By the snow cone concession

[00:01:34] A few days after that

[00:01:35] I open up the mail

[00:01:36] And there's a

[00:01:37] Pamphlet in there

[00:01:38] From Pueblo Colorado

[00:01:39] And it's addressed to Bill Jr

[00:01:41] And it's entitled

[00:01:42] Do you know

[00:01:42] What the queers

[00:01:43] Are doing to our soil

[00:01:45] Now Stuart if you look

[00:01:47] At the soil around any large US city

[00:01:49] There's a big underground

[00:01:51] Homosexual population

[00:01:52] Des Moines Iowa for an example

[00:01:54] Look at the soil around Des Moines Stuart

[00:01:55] You can't build on it

[00:01:56] You can't grow anything in it

[00:01:58] The government says

[00:01:58] It's due to poor farming

[00:02:00] But I know what's

[00:02:01] Really going on Stuart

[00:02:02] I know it's the queers

[00:02:03] They're in it with the aliens

[00:02:04] They're building landing strips

[00:02:06] For gay Martians I swear to God

[00:02:09] You know what Stuart

[00:02:10] I like you

[00:02:11] You're not like the other people

[00:02:13] Here in this trailer park

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