《Stuart(Live)》歌词

[00:02:20] Stuart (Album Version) - The Dead Milkmen

[00:02:20] You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other

[00:02:20] People, here, in the trailer park.

[00:02:20] Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're

[00:02:20] Good americans. but they're content to sit back, maybe

[00:02:20] Watch a little mork and mindy on channel 57, maybe kick

[00:02:20] Back a cool, coors 16-ouncer. they're good, fine people,

[00:02:20] Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing

[00:02:20] To the soil!

[00:02:20] You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers

[00:02:20] In the neighborhood. he's a fine kid. some of the neighbors

[00:02:20] Say he smokes crack, but i don't believe it.

[00:02:20] Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.

[00:02:20] Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never

[00:02:20] Ask for anything else as long as i live." so the guy

[00:02:20] Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

[00:02:20] Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's

[00:02:20] The wurster kid, looking up in the tree. i say, "what are

[00:02:20] You looking for?" he says "i'm looking for my burrow owl."

[00:02:20] I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows

[00:02:20] The burrow owl lives. in a hole. in the ground. why the hell do you

[00:02:20] Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" now stuart, do you

[00:02:20] Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are

[00:02:20] Doing to the soil?

[00:02:20] I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer

[00:02:20] My oldest boy, bill jr. died. you know that carnival comes into

[00:02:20] Town every year? well this year they came through with a ride

[00:02:20] Called the mixer. the man said, "keep your head, and arms, inside

[00:02:20] The mixer at all times." but bill jr, he was a daaaredevil, just

[00:02:20] Like his old man. he was leaning out saying "hey everybody,

[00:02:20] Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found

[00:02:20] His head over by the snow cone concession.

[00:02:20] A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet

[00:02:20] In there. from pueblo, colorado, and it's addressed to bill, jr.

[00:02:20] And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our

[00:02:20] Soil?"

[00:02:20] Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,

[00:02:20] With a big underground homosexual population. des moines, iowa,

[00:02:20] Perfect example. look at the soil around des moines, stuart.

[00:02:20] You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government

[00:02:20] Says it's due to poor farming. but i know what's really going on,

[00:02:20] Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.

[00:02:20] They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to

[00:02:20] God.

[00:02:20] You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other

[00:02:20] People, here in this trailer park.