《白眉大侠0205》歌词

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[00:00:00] 防川假装系鞋带
[00:00:05] J 袖筒就没闲着
[00:00:08] 两个袖筒就装了能有三斤沙土庙
[00:00:15] 然后把这袖口砸死
[00:00:19] 把鞋带儿也记好了
[00:00:21] 哎呀
[00:00:22] 这才算痛快了
[00:00:25] 朱亮哥着芦席往里看看完事儿了
[00:00:28] 嗯
[00:00:28] 完了
[00:00:30] 多谢老见咯等我啊
[00:00:32] 哎呀多大的英雄多大的好汉
[00:00:37] 也没**
[00:00:39] 跟他憋劲儿憋
[00:00:41] 不过他
[00:00:42] 看着呗
[00:00:44] 你说这玩意儿了他就痛快啊
[00:00:46] 建哥咱请回吧
[00:00:48] 哥
[00:00:50] 就像押犯人似的
[00:00:52] 诸葛亮又把他押回来
[00:00:55] 一拎他的脖领子肉窜上擂台
[00:00:58] 老百姓一看这个了呀
[00:01:01] 啊
[00:01:01] 果然呆一会儿回来了
[00:01:05] 反而说爱心中暗想
[00:01:06] 就剩下一招儿
[00:01:08] 我装了三斤多沙土面就给这飞剑先准备的老兔崽子
[00:01:15] 我要成功了
[00:01:16] 我就连胜三阵
[00:01:20] 就是不成功
[00:01:21] 我不算丢人
[00:01:23] 就跟我发传跟你怎么比
[00:01:27] 你才叫再跟他
[00:01:30] 老方越想心理的把握越大
[00:01:34] 正在这时朱亮把五金的拐棍
[00:01:37] 一晃他说
[00:01:38] 哎这回没词儿了吧
[00:01:40] 赶紧伸手
[00:01:43] 好嘞
[00:01:44] 老人家你先伸手吧什么
[00:01:48] 咱俩打仗
[00:01:49] 我还得先伸手你看我现在也是剑客的身份
[00:01:54] 从岁数来讲
[00:01:56] 怎么说您比我大呀
[00:01:59] 因此
[00:01:59] 我就得让着你点儿你显身手
[00:02:03] 孩子起来了
[00:02:06] 嗯嗯
[00:02:09] 无量恨不能一拐棍把房专拍了左一棍右一棍就下了决心
[00:02:17] 芳芳你这回可不敢大意
[00:02:19] 左躲右闪的溜身形烂转躲过多少拐棍
[00:02:25] 把他急得就是满身大汉
[00:02:28] 防川一看不好转手围攻双手捧刀分心就刺我朱老剑客
[00:02:36] 你注意娆娆娆娆刀招
[00:02:42] 在进攻的同时
[00:02:44] 防守完冷不丁把袖口儿打开了一转身
[00:02:48] 重量土炮
[00:02:52] 嗯
[00:02:56] 两个袖筒的沙土面子
[00:02:59] 全羊朱亮脸上
[00:03:03] 可叹朱亮这么大个剑客
[00:03:07] 没料到这种
[00:03:10] 他光怕方书安跑了
[00:03:12] 没想到他借着**为民装土炮去了
[00:03:18] 真是自己配药给自己吃啊
[00:03:22] 离得又这么近
[00:03:24] 这沙土一扔一诈骗多高的身份也躲不开
[00:03:30] 在看非剑仙鼻子眼儿嘴里眼睛里耳朵眼儿脸上脖子全满了
[00:03:39] 把朱亮气的哇哇报警
[00:03:42] 哎呀
[00:03:43] 一手提拐棍一手捂脸事败回后台
[00:03:51] 老百姓乐得直棒
[00:03:54] 有的淌眼泪
[00:03:56] 有的把嗓子都乐哑了
[00:03:59] 都
[00:03:59] 哎哟我的我这今儿这比五可真有意思啊
[00:04:04] 什么词儿都出来了
[00:04:06] 这玩意还带土炮的啊
[00:04:09] 可不是怎么的发传真有绝招
[00:04:12] 没想到他把飞剑先给扔了啊
[00:04:19] 皮就开了啵
[00:04:22] 飞剑仙朱亮跑到后台呀
[00:04:25] 连跺脚在摇头
[00:04:27] 快快给我打水快快我眼睛迷了
[00:04:33] 其实他没病
[00:04:35] La 过一盆水来
[00:04:38] 有人赶紧过来给他洗洗完了
[00:04:41] 眼皮给他翻开一看里头叫沙土
[00:04:44] 骗子
[00:04:45] 用净水给他冲净又拿热毛巾撑了一会儿
[00:04:51] 他才把眼睁开
[00:04:53] 这一阵儿他又换了一身衣服
[00:04:55] 把身上的沙土擦净
[00:04:58] 可把诸葛亮气坏
[00:05:00] 寻思**防酸呢
[00:05:02] 我不剥了你的皮
[00:05:04] 我是无为人
[00:05:06] 晕着拐过二次
[00:05:08] 她又出台了
[00:05:10] 它让它发出按跑了
[00:05:12] 您说这大脑袋有多大的胆子没跑
[00:05:16] 在这儿等着呢
[00:05:18] 法官面对成千上万的观众正在这儿吹牛呢呢呢各位
[00:05:26] 我姓方叫方舒
[00:05:28] 安娜
[00:05:29] 你看刚才这土炮
[00:05:31] 嘿嘿
[00:05:33] 打得多六
[00:05:35] 为什么要使土炮呢
[00:05:37] 这叫逢强智取遇弱活擒人哪应当文武兼备
[00:05:47] 光会武不会文光会打没智谋
[00:05:51] 那是蠢材
[00:05:54] 那叫一勇之夫
[00:05:56] 不足挂齿
[00:05:59] 那么
[00:05:59] 相反光会耍嘴儿没能耐也不行
[00:06:05] 你看我就文武兼备
[00:06:08] 哎
[00:06:10] 不但有能耐
[00:06:11] 而且还会智谋
[00:06:13] 刚才这土炮就属于智谋之中的一共我编了六本第三片儿第二条就是土炮之际
[00:06:25] 把三侠五义的人乐的眼泪都淌出来
[00:06:29] 听说这房山这脸皮啊
[00:06:31] 比咱鞋底儿厚
[00:06:33] 他是真能白活
[00:06:36] 正这时朱亮出来防暑啊
[00:06:41] 那洗刘备
[00:06:44] 我看二哪里走
[00:06:49] 发出俺光顾吹牛皮了没注意到这手一看
[00:06:54] 朱良又来了防摔吓得脑袋嗡嗡直响
[00:06:58] 嗯嗯
[00:06:59] 哎哟
[00:06:59] 我的妈呀
[00:07:01] 老婆你想哥了吧
[00:07:05] 见事不好撒腿就跑
[00:07:07] 反正你方才败在我手下了
[00:07:11] 这回也不算
[00:07:14] 房书安翔在这儿冲着朱亮一了
[00:07:17] 哎呀
[00:07:18] 我手下的败将
[00:07:20] 你怎么又出来了
[00:07:22] 我诸葛亮你说你挺大岁数颠三倒四的连我都替你害臊
[00:07:27] 哎
[00:07:28] 这叫什么玩意儿啊
[00:07:29] 得了得了
[00:07:30] 大概你犯了疯病了
[00:07:33] 我不能跟你一般见识啊
[00:07:36] 后会有期
[00:07:38] 再见
[00:07:39] 再见
[00:07:42] 房书安是跳下擂台
[00:07:45] 由于这类抬太高
[00:07:47] 他失去了平衡
[00:07:49] 啪的一声摔在地上
[00:07:52] 把老方摔得嘎啦一声
[00:07:56] 好悬没冒了泡
[00:07:58] 哎哟
[00:08:00] 我的妈呀
[00:08:01] 我说你们诸位也不够意思光看热闹不说
[00:08:05] 接着点儿怎么都躲开了
[00:08:08] 这下摔J 结实有几个老百姓过去把他扶起来方数按呲牙咧嘴你缺一点
[00:08:19] 从人宠中穿过来见徐良和白云瑞
[00:08:26] 一见面防川把大脑的换
[00:08:29] 嘿嘿
[00:08:29] 干爹老胡各位
[00:08:32] 我回来了
[00:08:33] 怎么样我没给开封府丢人们连胜三阵
[00:08:40] 白云瑞一边乐一边拍拍他的肩头
[00:08:46] 说爱行好样的
[00:08:49] 鬼点子真不少
[00:08:52] 我服了
[00:08:54] 在这个场合能够连胜三阵特别是用土炮打了飞剑仙真是神出鬼没
[00:09:05] 出人意料
[00:09:07] 佩服佩服
[00:09:10] 我一定在包子面前给你请功
[00:09:13] 哎呀
[00:09:13] 多谢老叔干啥
[00:09:16] 你说呢
[00:09:18] 没想到白眉大侠徐良把脸往下一沉
[00:09:23] 王八绿悄悄的
[00:09:27] 我说你这个人越小越完蛋
[00:09:31] 抛除耍坏主意
[00:09:33] 除坏道之外一点能力都没有
[00:09:37] 人前丢丑
[00:09:40] 还不给我推了下去
[00:09:42] 哎是的是是
[00:09:44] 是
[00:09:45] 房书安不敢犟嘴把头一低躲到中林身后去了
[00:09:52] 而且他们不说单说飞剑仙朱亮蛮指望找房书安报仇一看房书安跑了
[00:10:04] 都要把他气疯了
[00:10:07] 但是又没这规矩下台
[00:10:10] 把人给薅回来
[00:10:11] 那能行
[00:10:13] 以擂台违建下了台就认输了
[00:10:19] 无权再追
[00:10:22] 因此
[00:10:22] 朱亮把这一抢地火儿全都喷到徐良和白哥瑞身上
[00:10:31] 她在台上高声喊叫
[00:10:34] You l
[00:10:39] 徐良啊
[00:10:41] 你来没来
[00:10:43] 玉面小达摩白云瑞
[00:10:48] 在台底下没有
[00:10:51] 如果要在的话
[00:10:53] 你们两个不知是谁赶紧灯开与老朽比试较量
[00:11:02] 而要装聋作哑
[00:11:05] 岂不被天下人耻笑
[00:11:11] 你们敢不敢动态
[00:11:14] 徐良一瓶脑筋就蹦起来了
[00:11:17] 老兄弟听见没有
[00:11:20] 朱亮这个小子太猖狂了
[00:11:22] 我上去
[00:11:24] 房租完载的就喊开了呢
[00:11:28] 我诸娘你吵吵什么
[00:11:32] 你往这儿看
[00:11:34] 我爹在这呢
[00:11:37] 诸葛亮往西看
[00:11:38] 啊啊
[00:11:39] 眼看着血量了
[00:11:41] 因为人太多
[00:11:44] 要不这么吵吵没个发现的
[00:11:47] 房书安贴茶树
[00:11:50] 我爹早就准备好了
[00:11:53] 打算上台用金丝大环刀把你鼻子拉下去
[00:11:59] 你跟我一块儿呗
[00:12:02] 干老厨娘雪良你给我上来
[00:12:08] 徐良
[00:12:09] 刚想登开
[00:12:13] 就见台口的左侧
[00:12:16] 有一人非人群脚尖儿扁的陈陈陈
[00:12:24] 飞身上了八王擂
[00:12:28] 这人真有能耐
[00:12:31] 从人群之中跳起来一丈三尺高左右
[00:12:36] 然后左脚一踹右脚的脚背
[00:12:41] 丹田脾气称
[00:12:44] 又拔起一丈多高了
[00:12:47] 而后俩脚一换个一蹬脚面蹭又拔起一丈多高了
[00:12:56] 这叫蜻蜓提纵术
[00:13:00] 燕子山潮水
[00:13:05] 老百姓一看就是满堂彩
[00:13:09] 好啊
[00:13:10] 来了飞人咯
[00:13:17] 就见此人轻飘飘落在八王擂杀把掌中的拐杖
[00:13:27] 一出首演
[00:13:30] 需然一阵的大笑
[00:13:34] 着俩老朋友还是人劳且无房
[00:13:44] 朱亮揉揉眼睛一看便认得
[00:13:49] 来者非别正是塞北的高人
[00:13:54] 赤须子冰镇冰牢见过
[00:14:01] 听过前文书的人
[00:14:04] 都知道
[00:14:06] 严得人奉旨西巡查办大同府攻打阎王债
[00:14:13] 那时候人手不齐经人指引需两种人才聘请赤须子丁振
[00:14:24] 定了剑客出头之后协助开封府到阎王债参加了石阵贾淑英
[00:14:33] 直到最后胜利
[00:14:37] 徐良
[00:14:37] 他们奏凯班师了
[00:14:40] 冰镇回归原籍
[00:14:46] 这些年来老头觉着非常苦闷
[00:14:52] 年岁一年比一年大了
[00:14:56] 有时候回忆起当年了
[00:15:00] 心里很不是滋味
[00:15:03] 因为人都有感情啊
[00:15:07] 有时候他路过阎王债倒背着双手回忆当初一幕一幕的事情
[00:15:17] 鼻子一酸
[00:15:18] 眼泪掉下来
[00:15:21] 冰镇异侠
[00:15:23] 我是快入土的人了
[00:15:25] 有今天
[00:15:27] 没明天
[00:15:29] 今日八下鞋和袜
[00:15:32] 不知明日穿不穿哪
[00:15:38] 特别是这个徐良
[00:15:41] J 小伙子年轻有为
[00:15:44] 给我留的印象太深了
[00:15:48] 奖品也不错
[00:15:52] 趁着我还没死
[00:15:54] 我应当到开封府去看看他们
[00:15:59] 但是光想去始终他就没动弹
[00:16:06] 前些时有一波做买卖的路过塞北
[00:16:12] 这帮人呢消息挺灵通
[00:16:15] 把莲花观地消息经常发生的事情带到塞北了
[00:16:22] 要不怎么这个话就不胫而走呢
[00:16:26] 你看他没长腿儿
[00:16:27] 哎
[00:16:28] 比兔子跑得还快
[00:16:32] 这人们就说
[00:16:33] 哎呀京西有个西山哦
[00:16:36] 里边有座大庙叫莲花冠来个飞云道长郭长达哎呀
[00:16:41] 这家伙才厉害呢
[00:16:43] 把霸王千岁赵德芳困在那儿了
[00:16:46] 如今那跟开封府的人都打击了眼啦
[00:16:51] 听说是打着打来打去不过瘾
[00:16:54] 又在庙外的立了个八王擂
[00:16:57] 八月初一决一雌雄说到那一天哈把八王赵德芳推到擂台上
[00:17:06] 开封府的赢了就把八王千岁接走开封府的要是输了人家莲花罐啪一斧子就把霸王当众给砍了
[00:17:19] 听说两方面请老了人啦
[00:17:22] 这是一场生死搏斗
[00:17:24] 我们把买卖做完了马上得返回去还去开眼去
[00:17:32] 甚至比我说得还悬
[00:17:35] 丁振全听到耳朵里
[00:17:38] 哎呀
[00:17:42] 丁老剑客
[00:17:43] 心中暗想能骂
[00:17:46] 不过
[00:17:48] 这锅长达确有其人呢
[00:17:51] 朱亮
[00:17:52] 我更熟悉了
[00:17:53] 莫非他们都在莲花观不成
[00:17:58] 冰镇一下啊
[00:17:59] 不管怎么地
[00:18:01] 这我可得去一趟
[00:18:03] 我看看是真是假
[00:18:06] 万一三侠五义人手不多
[00:18:09] 我还可以泼出老命给他帮忙
[00:18:15] 就这样赤须子把家里的东西收拾收拾
[00:18:19] 背着五斤的拐杖带了足够的川资路费来到东京
[00:18:27] 结果到东京之后啊案例之中一摸底才知道不是传言确实是事实
[00:18:39] 啊
[00:18:39] 秦洁老店变成迎宾馆了
[00:18:43] 开封府请来老了人了
[00:18:47] 冰镇真想到开封
[00:18:50] 一把把徐良给抱住拉住讲评和展南侠诉诉离别的往事
[00:18:59] 好好谈谈个痛快
[00:19:03] 但是持续紫丁振耀一下不行哦
[00:19:07] 人家都是大忙人哦
[00:19:11] 你看
[00:19:13] 左一拨客人又一波客人
[00:19:17] 光这事儿都忙不过来
[00:19:20] 何况他们身居要职
[00:19:23] 还得抓差办案
[00:19:27] 你说我这一去人家陪着吧
[00:19:31] 耽误不起不陪着吧
[00:19:34] 有时礼貌
[00:19:37] 我这不给人家找麻烦
[00:19:40] 赤须子一下
[00:19:41] 别急
[00:19:42] 我找个不起眼的小店
[00:19:45] 我先住下
[00:19:47] 等霸王泪过后还有什么话还说不了
[00:19:52] 张哥的我那么倒霉
[00:19:54] 在这个时期我就死了
[00:19:56] 可不能吧
[00:19:59] 因此
[00:20:00] 赤须子丁老剑客没露面儿找个没人的小地儿住下
[00:20:06] 八月初一她早早地赶到西商往人群里一扎
[00:20:13] 在这看热闹
[00:20:16] 从开累到现在所发生的一切冰老间可全看在眼中
[00:20:26] 把老头了地也肚子疼
[00:20:30] 你看谁登台谁登台他心里头都有数啊
[00:20:35] 这都是熟人啊
[00:20:38] 哼
[00:20:38] 比当初都老练得多呀
[00:20:42] 最后他一看飞剑仙朱亮真急了眼了
[00:20:47] 指名点姓换徐良
[00:20:51] 他怕徐良等胎怕徐良摊着危险
[00:20:56] 所以老头子这才是燕子三朝水轻功提纵富威身上了吧
[00:21:05] 忙累
[00:21:08] 俩老头这一见面
[00:21:12] 飞剑仙朱亮是紧咬霞关哪
[00:21:18] 一看冰镇说话没有过分之处
[00:21:23] 只好以礼相待
[00:21:25] 冲着赤须子一抱拳
[00:21:28] 呵呵
[00:21:31] 原来是盯牢剑客
[00:21:34] 多年不见
[00:21:35] 你挺好吗
[00:21:37] 呃
[00:21:39] 一切都平安如意啊
[00:21:43] 筑牢监科你怎么样
[00:21:45] 嗯
[00:21:46] 我也不吃辣
[00:21:50] 丁老剑客
[00:21:52] 既然你登上霸王类访问
[00:21:57] 你是想跟我朱亮比试较量咯
[00:22:03] 你是想给开封府的人帮忙助阵了
[00:22:09] 是徐子怡了
[00:22:11] 也是也不是
[00:22:15] 为什么这么说呢
[00:22:18] 我打算跟老朋友说几句知心话不知当讲不当讲对我看没这个必要吧
[00:22:33] 这是擂台
[00:22:35] 换句话说
[00:22:36] 也是战场
[00:22:38] 这地方只有用武力解决谈别的都没用
[00:22:44] 主要健康
[00:22:46] 要这么说我也不例外了呗
[00:22:51] 也得跟你伸伸手那是自然
[00:22:56] 老剑客力就强说着话儿人要各显学艺
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