《Late For School》歌词

[00:00:00] Late For School - Steve Martin (史蒂夫·马丁)

[00:00:10] Woke up this mornin

[00:00:12] Clock said I was late for school

[00:00:14] Teacher told me "that's not cool"

[00:00:16] Gotta put my shirt and pants on

[00:00:18] Flew down the front stair

[00:00:19] Wet my fingers and slicked my hair

[00:00:21] Elbowed grandma passing by

[00:00:23] Her face went into a pie

[00:00:24] If I'm late there's misery

[00:00:26] I won't be up on history

[00:00:28] I'll be in the English grammar slammer

[00:00:30] And I got a C

[00:00:32] Got a warning last semester

[00:00:33] Told my mom and that depressed her

[00:00:35] Promised dad I won't be late so gotta accelerate

[00:00:38] Let's go

[00:00:46] Ran out the front door

[00:00:47] Moving like a meteor

[00:00:49] I sped across the front lawn quickly

[00:00:51] Missed the bus my shoelace tripped me

[00:00:53] Rounded the corner

[00:00:55] Homework flying as I go

[00:00:56] Neighbor shouted "tally ho "

[00:00:58] And gave a standing O

[00:01:00] Lept across three lawn flamingos

[00:01:02] Waved to Sal he's Filipino

[00:01:03] Jumped the fence

[00:01:05] And found that I was headed toward a pool

[00:01:07] In the air I did look funny

[00:01:09] On tv I'd make some money

[00:01:10] Waved my arms and legs like mad

[00:01:12] To alter where I'd land WHOO

[00:01:28] Aimed for the rubber boad

[00:01:30] Hit instead the kiddie float

[00:01:32] I began to lose control

[00:01:34] I'm so glad I learned to log roll

[00:01:36] Jumped onto the diving board

[00:01:37] Bounced off it then headed toward

[00:01:39] A jungle gym

[00:01:40] I bounced just right and caught onto a kite

[00:01:42] WHOA I'm flying

[00:01:50] Up so high i see the school

[00:01:51] 8AM that's the rule

[00:01:53] Flying slowly time is marking

[00:01:55] Down below the dogs are barking

[00:01:57] I feel like I'm sailing

[00:01:58] But uh-oh the wind is failing

[00:02:00] Now I'm headed downward groundward

[00:02:02] Clownward to the school

[00:02:04] On the football field I crashed

[00:02:06] 50-yard line perfect smash

[00:02:07] Grabbed my books and so begins

[00:02:09] My frantic final dash

[00:02:11] Down the hall i ricochet

[00:02:13] Trophy cases in the way

[00:02:14] The other kids are all in class

[00:02:16] I wish that I were they

[00:02:21] ALMOST THERE

[00:02:34] I see the clock ends with the light

[00:02:36] 8AM exactly right

[00:02:38] I pull a handle with a fight

[00:02:39] The door is locked and that's not right

[00:02:41] There's not a person here today

[00:02:43] Is everybody out to play

[00:02:45] Now i'm thinking and it's sinking in

[00:02:46] It's saturday

[00:02:49] OHH I could have stayed in bed

[00:02:55] I'm out the school gate

[00:02:57] Wish that I could aviate

[00:02:59] Or possibly evaporate

[00:03:01] I'll be home and back in bed soon

[00:03:03] My dad is waiting

[00:03:04] "what the heck were you up to

[00:03:06] Let's go fishing

[00:03:07] My oh my your grandma's face is in a pie"

[00:03:09] This is really something

[00:03:11] I'm with dad and fish are jumping

[00:03:13] Mom gave me a new alarm

[00:03:15] To set for monday morn

[00:03:17] Never wanna be late for school'

[00:03:18] Never wanna be the classroom fool

[00:03:20] I'd be in the English grammar slammer

[00:03:22] And I get a D

[00:03:24] Now my feet are doing dances

[00:03:26] HIP HOORAY for second chances

[00:03:27] I'm not late and life is great it's time to celebrate WHOA