《Diet Song》歌词

[00:00:00] Diet Song - Bobby Bare
[00:00:08] Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast
[00:00:11] No butter no jelly no jam
[00:00:15] Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks
[00:00:19] No booze no potatoes no ham
[00:00:23] Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried
[00:00:26] No gravy no biscuits no pie
[00:00:30] And this dieting dieting dieting dieting
[00:00:34] Sure is a rough way to die
[00:00:37] So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune
[00:00:42] A glass of skim milk and that's all
[00:00:46] Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial
[00:00:49] It's driving me right up the wall
[00:00:53] And I'm thinking of french fries sausage and waffles
[00:00:57] Spaghetti and cookies and cake
[00:01:01] And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream
[00:01:05] And I'm starving to death when I wake
[00:01:17] Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw
[00:01:20] Some beefsteak the size of a nail
[00:01:24] One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw
[00:01:28] I swear I ate better in jail
[00:01:31] Stop eating that pizza right under my nose
[00:01:35] Girl that's the least you can do
[00:01:39] Put down that candy bar while I'm singing
[00:01:43] I'm starving my pants off for you
[00:01:47] You're fixing the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
[00:01:50] But it's bouillon and water for me
[00:01:54] Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator
[00:01:58] Lord knows where you're hiding the key
[00:02:02] While I'm starving for food late at night
[00:02:06] I'm starving for loving from you
[00:02:09] But you say that when I can see my own dick
[00:02:13] You'll be glad to look at it too
[00:02:16] So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune
[00:02:21] A glass of skim milk and that's all
[00:02:25] You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons
[00:02:28] Are driving me right off the wall
[00:02:32] Now when I am dead with the insurance paid
[00:02:36] You'll look down at me and you'll grin
[00:02:40] You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died
[00:02:44] But don't he look good when he's thin
[00:02:47] Oh my
[00:02:48] And this dieting dieting dieting dieting
[00:02:52] Sure is a rough way to die
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