《卖宝贝(郭德纲、于谦)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 说一贵一贱
[00:00:01] 交情乃现一死一生
[00:00:03] 乃见交情
[00:00:04] 雪西洋菜腊琴家为赵松嫩芹菜来点到心都捏大菜嘞
[00:00:12] 你干啥去了
[00:00:14] 你个龟孙儿别说了哪些有事儿说事儿布什怎么这味儿啊
[00:00:19] 不时请一个家教是河南人啊
[00:00:22] 唱吹杨迪舞蹈行尸兄
[00:00:29] 欢迎来到听郭德纲说
[00:00:31] 相声学航天英雄表演者郭德纲王小美晚上好
[00:00:38] 郭德纲
[00:00:39] 王小美陪您度过真情无限剑笑不停
[00:00:45] 问你个问题啊
[00:00:47] 最近咱们国家有一件大喜事
[00:00:49] 你知道是什么吗
[00:00:50] 好我吧
[00:00:51] 能不知道吗
[00:00:52] 神六上天了呀
[00:00:53] 我认为这不光是国家的启示
[00:00:56] 也是我个人的一件喜事
[00:00:57] 跟你个人有什么关系啊
[00:00:59] 长久以来我很希望能做一个宇航员
[00:01:02] 到天上去来一趟就就就您想当宇航员小瞧人呢
[00:01:08] 我现在已经开始训练了
[00:01:10] 开始训练呢
[00:01:11] 训练什么呀
[00:01:12] 我自己训练自己
[00:01:14] 我先上我们家楼下小花园儿啊
[00:01:16] 有那个小朋友做的小转椅都下去去什么
[00:01:20] 大家我坐在上面过来催我来催催
[00:01:24] 那胖子来
[00:01:24] 过来催我来管人家胖子呢
[00:01:26] 小孩儿推我一圈一圈喝
[00:01:28] 高兴着呢
[00:01:29] 比自己做还高兴呢
[00:01:31] 转了四十来圈停
[00:01:33] 怎么啦别转啦
[00:01:35] 我的苦胆吐哪去了
[00:01:36] 哎哎
[00:01:38] 光电转圈也不行啊
[00:01:39] 还有第二项呢
[00:01:40] 这是第一步
[00:01:41] 第二项得练不孕
[00:01:43] 高不孕高这呢
[00:01:45] 旁边有个大楼
[00:01:46] 50 多层50 多层
[00:01:48] 我站在上面往下看
[00:01:50] 练不孕
[00:01:50] 高够高的了
[00:01:51] 来到这儿进电梯俩小时愣没上去
[00:01:55] 怎么回事啊
[00:01:56] 没电爬楼爬楼一层一层爬爬到顶上站在上面往下一瞧啊
[00:02:03] 开始训练了
[00:02:04] 火太高了这个
[00:02:08] 看着都眼晕呢
[00:02:09] 是正好训练吗
[00:02:11] 正训练呢
[00:02:12] 娄底来了一帮警察
[00:02:14] 下来吧
[00:02:15] 工头答应给钱啦
[00:02:17] 哎
[00:02:18] 不过我觉得您这训练虽然不成功
[00:02:20] 但是您勇气非常可嘉
[00:02:23] 天下勇敢者谁能超过我
[00:02:25] 哎
[00:02:25] 要说勇敢啊
[00:02:27] 我们今天现场来了一个人
[00:02:29] 他可比您勇敢多了
[00:02:31] 比我还勇敢
[00:02:32] 谁呀
[00:02:33] 金科金科呀
[00:02:35] 它能转多少圈
[00:02:36] 他不能赚多少钱赚钱
[00:02:38] 他呀
[00:02:38] 他敢刺秦王
[00:02:40] 哎哟
[00:02:40] 那了不起
[00:02:41] 那咱们赶紧请荆轲来吧
[00:02:43] 好有请荆轲
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