《Egg Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Egg Man - Beastie Boys (野兽男孩)

[00:00:01] Written by：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond

[00:00:16] I looked out the window and seen his bald head

[00:00:18] I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

[00:00:20] Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

[00:00:22] Launched that shot and he was caught out there

[00:00:24] Saw the convertible driving by

[00:00:26] Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly

[00:00:28] He went for his to find he didn't have one

[00:00:30] Put him in check correct with my egg gun

[00:00:33] The egg a symbol of life

[00:00:35] Go inside your house and bust out your wife

[00:00:37] Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke

[00:00:39] The trigger I pulled his face the yoke

[00:00:41] Reached in his pocket took all his cash

[00:00:43] Left my man standing with an egg moustache

[00:00:45] Suckers they come a dime a dozen

[00:00:47] And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee

[00:00:51] Yeh that's right I'm the egg man

[00:00:54] Driving around king of the town

[00:00:59] Always got my windows rolled down

[00:01:02] You know I'm the egg man

[00:01:04] Once upon a time

[00:01:06] Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg

[00:01:08] He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg

[00:01:10] Tossed it out the window three minutes hot

[00:01:11] Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot

[00:01:14] Which came first the chicken or the egg

[00:01:16] I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

[00:01:18] Riding the trains in between cars

[00:01:20] When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours

[00:01:22] Drive by eggings plaguing la

[00:01:24] Yo they just got my little cousin ese

[00:01:26] Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny

[00:01:28] It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy

[00:01:30] People laugh it's no joke

[00:01:31] My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke

[00:01:34] Now they got me in a cell but I don't care

[00:01:36] It was then that I caught catching people out there

[00:01:38] Up on the roof in my car

[00:01:42] Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite

[00:01:47] The mack I'm the egg man

[00:01:50] Taxi driver I'm the egg man

[00:01:55] We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back

[00:01:59] We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back

[00:02:03] Sam I am down with the program

[00:02:05] Green eggs and ham yosemite sam

[00:02:07] Come halloween you know I come strapped

[00:02:09] I throw it at a sucker k pap

[00:02:11] You made the mistake you judge a man by his race

[00:02:13] You go through life with egg on your face

[00:02:15] You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling

[00:02:17] You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling

[00:02:19] Families puck rocks the businessman

[00:02:21] I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand

[00:02:23] Not like the crack that you put in a pipe

[00:02:25] But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe