《水浒0017》歌词

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[00:00:00] 生铁佛崔道成大战鲁智深

[00:00:05] 我甭介绍他是个什么人

[00:00:07] 你也清楚

[00:00:09] 这位纯属是个假牌儿的和尚穿这身衣服

[00:00:15] 这种打扮是护身符

[00:00:18] 实则乃是一个江洋大盗

[00:00:22] 内老道

[00:00:23] 崔晓以也是这个货色

[00:00:26] 他们两个人是到处流窜

[00:00:29] 打家劫舍

[00:00:30] 走到哪儿哪儿就是家

[00:00:33] 一年多来

[00:00:35] 他们就窝藏在这座废庙瓦罐寺里头

[00:00:40] 然后到外头做坏事儿

[00:00:43] 今天可巧遇上个花和尚鲁智深

[00:00:47] 也是报应临头了

[00:00:49] 既然叫生铁佛

[00:00:52] 就说明他体力相当好啊

[00:00:55] 跟铜打铁铸的一般

[00:00:59] 平常保养的也好

[00:01:01] 两臂一晃

[00:01:03] 能有600斤的力量

[00:01:05] 晃动掌中这条大棍大战

[00:01:09] 鲁智深啪重重跟鲁智深打了个平平

[00:01:19] 30 回合没分胜负

[00:01:22] 可鲁智深呢

[00:01:24] 有点冒汗了

[00:01:25] 什么原因要讲究功夫

[00:01:29] 气力鲁智深都超过生铁

[00:01:32] 佛

[00:01:33] 您别忘了

[00:01:34] 咱交代地清楚

[00:01:36] 鲁智深呢

[00:01:37] 一整天没吃饭

[00:01:41] 他这人饭量还大

[00:01:42] 饿得前腔贴了后抢

[00:01:46] 力量缺乏

[00:01:48] 今天遇上个劲敌

[00:01:51] 没把的力气怎么能打得了呢

[00:01:53] 因此身上腾腾冒汗

[00:01:57] 心里头直翻个儿

[00:02:00] 力量是一阵儿不如一阵儿

[00:02:03] 鲁智深心说不好

[00:02:06] 今天我要吃亏

[00:02:08] 可正在这时候呢

[00:02:10] 老道

[00:02:11] 飞天夜车崔晓以从屋出来了

[00:02:14] 手拎着双刀

[00:02:17] 哈哈哈哈

[00:02:20] 阳关大道而不走

[00:02:23] 地狱无门自来投

[00:02:26] 我们哥俩招你惹你了啊

[00:02:30] 你跑到这儿装相

[00:02:32] 你还想管闲事吗

[00:02:34] 师兄

[00:02:36] 来来来

[00:02:37] 咱哥俩收拾他

[00:02:39] 往前一窜谎

[00:02:41] 双刀加入战群呢

[00:02:44] 两个人是加工花和尚

[00:02:47] 感情这飞天夜叉也有两下子

[00:02:51] 刀光闪闪挂并封杀

[00:02:58] 这下鲁智深可顶不住

[00:03:00] 又打了20 回合

[00:03:02] 鲁智深实在顶不住

[00:03:05] 那么刚强的汉子

[00:03:07] 见势不好也得让步

[00:03:10] 因此鲁智深虚晃一铁铲

[00:03:13] 飞身形跳出圈外

[00:03:16] 到托铁铲转身就跑

[00:03:19] 这两个人了了啊啊

[00:03:21] 跑啦

[00:03:23] 我看你能跑哪去追

[00:03:25] 追他

[00:03:29] 别跑

[00:03:29] 你站住一只把

[00:03:33] 鲁智深免过庙外那座石桥

[00:03:37] 鲁智深各大腿长跑得也快

[00:03:40] 他们俩追了半天也没追上

[00:03:43] 到了石桥这儿

[00:03:44] 他俩不追了

[00:03:46] 可也累得够呛

[00:03:48] 往石桥的栏杆上一座狭

[00:03:54] 算你捡个便宜逃命去吧

[00:03:58] 将来别叫我们遇上你

[00:04:01] 遇上你在算账

[00:04:03] 鲁智深连头也不回呀

[00:04:07] 拖着大产一口气儿跑出有三里地去

[00:04:11] 累到什么程度都趴地上

[00:04:14] 就觉着脑袋嗡嗡

[00:04:18] 天旋地转

[00:04:20] 这心就跳成了一个

[00:04:22] 趴了有一个多时辰

[00:04:25] 啊

[00:04:26] 恢复了

[00:04:28] 他赶紧站起身来

[00:04:30] 晃动晃动四肢

[00:04:31] 卜拉卜楞脑袋

[00:04:33] 一看到边是树林

[00:04:36] 他靠在一棵树上

[00:04:39] 寻思刚才的事儿

[00:04:41] 真倒霉

[00:04:42] 管闲事二弄得两手骚啊

[00:04:46] 这怎么办呢

[00:04:47] 算了

[00:04:49] 天下那不平的事儿呢

[00:04:52] 该管的事儿太多太多了

[00:04:55] 我能管得过来吗

[00:04:57] 能管则管

[00:04:59] 不能啊

[00:05:00] 就算赶我的路

[00:05:02] 走我的吧

[00:05:04] 好在我没受伤

[00:05:06] 也没死

[00:05:07] 他们手儿这就算个便宜

[00:05:10] 可他走了两步

[00:05:11] 一想

[00:05:12] 不行

[00:05:13] 我不能走

[00:05:15] 他带着个大包袱

[00:05:17] 那包袱里边儿除了换身的衣服之外

[00:05:22] 还有袈裟、僧帽、僧袜、僧鞋

[00:05:26] 这都是真长老临别记念给她的

[00:05:30] 说什么这东西他不能扔掉

[00:05:33] 另外呢

[00:05:35] 还有不少金银器皿

[00:05:38] 叫他踩扁了

[00:05:39] 都在那包里头包着

[00:05:41] 家底儿都在那儿呢

[00:05:45] 咱们说的清楚

[00:05:47] 鲁智深一进瓦罐寺

[00:05:50] 东找没人儿

[00:05:52] 西找没人儿

[00:05:53] 后来找到香积厨了

[00:05:56] 他把这包袱放到那个锅台上了

[00:06:00] 而后遇上四个老老和尚发生这些事儿

[00:06:05] 这会儿跑了

[00:06:06] 那包给谁

[00:06:09] 鲁智深

[00:06:10] 一响我还得回去

[00:06:11] 得把我的包袱拿出来

[00:06:15] 哎呀

[00:06:17] 要回去

[00:06:18] 是B

[00:06:19] 得郁症

[00:06:20] 一僧一道还得玩儿命

[00:06:22] 我打不过他们

[00:06:24] 哪怕让我吃顿饱饭我在打

[00:06:27] 我也就不怕了

[00:06:29] 上哪儿找饭去

[00:06:32] 往兜里一摸

[00:06:33] 坏了兜里啊

[00:06:35] 连一个老钱也没有

[00:06:37] 这奔东京万水千山

[00:06:39] 莫非我还能喝西北风吗

[00:06:43] 真急煞金森

[00:06:46] 哎哎

[00:06:48] 哎郑

[00:06:48] 这时候他冷不丁发现呢

[00:06:52] 树林里对我人这人探头所恼的碳鲁智深看了两眼之后

[00:06:59] 那位还跺了一下脚

[00:07:01] 吐了口吐沫

[00:07:02] 呸呲溜就回去了

[00:07:05] 嗯

[00:07:07] 鲁智深心说这是干什么的

[00:07:11] 看那样贼头贼脑地

[00:07:13] 莫非要打我的主意

[00:07:16] 嘿

[00:07:17] 这可好

[00:07:19] 我这阵儿都快穷疯了

[00:07:21] 都饿急了

[00:07:22] 还有人想算计我啊

[00:07:25] 截道的贼怎么办呢

[00:07:28] 干脆我把它结了得了

[00:07:31] 这叫良心丧于困地

[00:07:34] 我看看你身上带着多少金银

[00:07:37] 有没有吃的

[00:07:39] 你看这多好

[00:07:41] 鲁智深不但不怕拖着大铁铲奔

[00:07:44] 这人儿来了

[00:07:46] 可到这一找啊

[00:07:47] 没了

[00:07:48] 你想茂密的树林

[00:07:52] 那草都有多深

[00:07:54] 要藏个人儿上哪儿找去

[00:07:56] 鲁智深就在这骂

[00:07:58] 出来

[00:07:59] 兔仔子

[00:08:01] 你不是想接到吗

[00:08:04] 衰家来了

[00:08:05] 你倒是接呀

[00:08:08] 有种的你露露面

[00:08:11] 你藏着不算英雄好汉

[00:08:15] 我告诉你啊

[00:08:16] 你要再不出来

[00:08:17] 我可要放火了

[00:08:19] 烧你个王八日的

[00:08:22] 呃

[00:08:23] 这一顿臭骂果然有效果

[00:08:27] 就听有人在草丛之中喊了一声

[00:08:30] 呔

[00:08:32] 秃驴休得胡言

[00:08:34] 爷爷来了

[00:08:36] 野草往

[00:08:38] 左右一分陈

[00:08:39] 窜出一条好汉

[00:08:42] 少伦葡萄籽楼头变动

[00:08:47] 卢智深说一声来的好

[00:08:49] 横铁铲往外招架

[00:08:51] Pa 招招一句话没说

[00:08:56] 俩人打起来了

[00:08:57] 打了六七个照面儿

[00:09:00] 那位虚晃一扑

[00:09:01] 刀飞身形跳出圈外卖

[00:09:04] 先别打

[00:09:05] 我说您是鲁达师兄吧

[00:09:08] 是卤的

[00:09:09] 哥们儿鲁智深饿的眼都蓝了

[00:09:13] 连熟人都认不出来了

[00:09:15] 听这为这一说

[00:09:17] 他妈脑袋扑棱扑棱

[00:09:19] 揉揉眼睛仔细打量来人

[00:09:23] 哎哟

[00:09:24] 兄弟

[00:09:26] Hui

[00:09:27] 鲨鱼凶啦

[00:09:29] 你怎么在这儿

[00:09:31] 莫非做梦不成

[00:09:34] 两人同时把家伙扔地上

[00:09:38] 然后四只大手握在一起

[00:09:41] 高兴得不得了

[00:09:43] 妹妹说

[00:09:44] 这主是谁呀

[00:09:45] 九纹龙史进

[00:09:49] 前面说咱说了

[00:09:52] 九纹龙离开少华山去延安府找镇边使种粮

[00:10:01] 结果路过渭州遇上鲁智深

[00:10:05] 后来在十字路口儿又遇上打虎将李忠

[00:10:09] 三个人上潘家楼儿去喝酒

[00:10:12] 遇上卖唱的金氏父女

[00:10:15] 鲁智深拳打镇关西

[00:10:18] 伤了人命

[00:10:19] 官府4 Y 通缉

[00:10:23] 有人告发说

[00:10:25] 在案子没发生之前

[00:10:28] 鲁达在潘家楼请客吃饭

[00:10:31] 还有俩人儿

[00:10:33] 其中有个小伙

[00:10:35] 20 多岁

[00:10:37] 可能住到王家店的

[00:10:40] 就这样观念的人找史进去了

[00:10:44] 史进那也非常聪明

[00:10:48] 当他得知这些事情之后

[00:10:50] 吓的连面儿也没敢露

[00:10:52] 从后墙跳出去溜之乎了

[00:10:55] 这些日子混的也不怎么地

[00:10:58] 钱也花光了

[00:11:01] 人也没找着

[00:11:03] 举目无亲

[00:11:04] 抬头无辜

[00:11:05] 后来九纹龙史进没办法了

[00:11:08] 心说爸爸良心丧于困地

[00:11:13] 干脆我也接到吧

[00:11:15] 我也不能瞪眼饿死

[00:11:18] 刚要接到

[00:11:20] 正好遇上鲁智深

[00:11:23] 这就是以往的经过

[00:11:25] 等九纹龙把经过说完了

[00:11:28] 鲁达点了点头

[00:11:30] 兄弟

[00:11:32] 你倒霉倒到哥哥我身上了

[00:11:35] 我对不起你

[00:11:36] 哎

[00:11:36] 大哥怎么说这话时也命也运也人不信这个不行啊

[00:11:44] 跟哥哥毫无关系

[00:11:47] A 哥哥

[00:11:49] 你

[00:11:50] 你怎么啦

[00:11:52] 一开始我都没认出是你了

[00:11:54] 你怎么变成和尚了

[00:11:56] 哎

[00:11:58] 我也是没咒念了

[00:12:00] 打死镇关西

[00:12:01] 我跑了官府到处通缉

[00:12:05] 你说我怎么办

[00:12:06] 你还记得卖差的那父女二人不

[00:12:10] 嗨

[00:12:11] 在雁门县我遇上他们爷儿俩了

[00:12:14] 现在人家可混得不错呀

[00:12:17] 那个姑娘给一个员外当了

[00:12:20] Y 是内源

[00:12:21] Y 姓赵

[00:12:22] 很够意思

[00:12:24] 见着我之后

[00:12:25] 热情款待

[00:12:26] 为了保护我的安全

[00:12:29] 把我送到五台山文殊院

[00:12:32] 把头发剃了

[00:12:34] 我也变成了出家的僧人了

[00:12:37] 因为我受不了你们的管束

[00:12:39] 两次大闹京唐

[00:12:42] 老当家的不愿意了

[00:12:44] 把我撵出文殊院

[00:12:47] 写了封信

[00:12:49] 让我上东京大相国寺去找个职事做

[00:12:54] 没想到在此与贤弟相见

[00:12:58] 哦

[00:12:59] 原来如此

[00:13:01] 哎

[00:13:02] 我大哥

[00:13:03] 您怎么知冒虚汗

[00:13:05] 哎呀

[00:13:05] 身上直哆嗦

[00:13:07] 莫非有病

[00:13:08] 哪来的病啊

[00:13:09] 我饿的

[00:13:11] 一天都没吃东西了

[00:13:13] 您早说呀

[00:13:15] 来来

[00:13:15] 我这儿有吃的

[00:13:18] 九纹龙使劲说着

[00:13:20] 在草丛之中拎出个包来

[00:13:24] 这是他的全部积蓄

[00:13:27] 把包儿打开

[00:13:28] 里头有一骡子大饼

[00:13:31] 那还有一包狗肉

[00:13:34] You

[00:13:34] 鲁智深一看可乐坏了

[00:13:36] 哎哟

[00:13:37] 谢天谢地救了我的命

[00:13:40] 大哥

[00:13:40] 吃吧

[00:13:41] 我用过了

[00:13:42] 你吃你的

[00:13:43] 我可不客气了啊

[00:13:45] 吃饱了咱哥俩再谈

[00:13:47] 这鲁智深往地下一坐

[00:13:50] 大饼卷肉

[00:13:51] 康城康城的

[00:13:52] 这顿吃风卷残云

[00:13:56] 时间不大

[00:13:57] 吃了个精光

[00:13:59] 使劲就问吃饱没

[00:14:02] 嗯

[00:14:03] 差点儿

[00:14:05] 反正这底儿算打下了就行了

[00:14:08] 没有拉倒

[00:14:10] 我这还有一壶酒呢

[00:14:11] 还没等把壶盖打开

[00:14:13] 您这儿吃完了

[00:14:14] 你早说

[00:14:16] 快拿来

[00:14:17] 酒葫芦有八成满

[00:14:20] 一葫芦酒

[00:14:21] 使劲拿出来再看鲁达嘴对嘴长流水

[00:14:28] 吃那么些大饼狗肉

[00:14:30] 叫这韭菜一溜缝

[00:14:33] 八成饱了

[00:14:35] 喝着香啊

[00:14:36] 就甭提了贤弟

[00:14:38] 你救了哥哥的命

[00:14:41] 你看哥哥变样了

[00:14:43] 我看看啊嗯

[00:14:45] 嗯

[00:14:46] 脸上的气色现在逐渐恢复好

[00:14:50] 眼睛也有亮光儿了

[00:14:52] 哈哈哈哈

[00:14:55] 哎哟

[00:14:56] 方才的狼狈相可想而知

[00:15:00] 兄弟

[00:15:01] 我在告诉你点儿事儿

[00:15:02] 我丢人了

[00:15:04] 大哥

[00:15:05] 此话怎讲

[00:15:06] 是这么回事儿

[00:15:08] Fa 在瓦罐寺大战生铁佛和飞天夜叉的经过讲了一遍

[00:15:15] 九纹龙纹听

[00:15:16] 剑眉倒竖

[00:15:17] 虎目圆翻

[00:15:20] 大哥

[00:15:21] 难道就这么算了不成谁说算了

[00:15:25] 我出来找吃的

[00:15:27] 说什么我也得回去

[00:15:28] 我那包袱全部家当都在庙里搁着呢

[00:15:33] 我陪你去走好吗

[00:15:36] 这是两只虎啊

[00:15:39] 鲁智深非常高兴

[00:15:41] 走起路来

[00:15:42] 这阵儿也轻巧

[00:15:43] 九纹龙皮扑刀在后面紧跟着

[00:15:46] 书桌简短

[00:15:47] 回到瓦罐寺

[00:15:49] 鲁智深往石桥上一看

[00:15:51] 没人儿

[00:15:52] 哦

[00:15:53] 那俩小子回去

[00:15:55] 他们取路赶奔相及处

[00:15:58] 哪知道还没到那个院

[00:16:02] 就听见旁边脚步声音

[00:16:05] 生铁佛从里边儿出来了

[00:16:08] J 小子拎着棍抬头一看

[00:16:10] 哎呀

[00:16:11] 好嘛

[00:16:12] 又回来了

[00:16:14] 我正四外踅摸你呢

[00:16:16] 我就知道你小子贼心不死

[00:16:19] 非回来不可失的

[00:16:22] 快来

[00:16:23] J 小子找来帮手了

[00:16:26] 说话之间

[00:16:27] 飞天夜叉、丘小乙拎着双刀也赶到了

[00:16:33] 这要伸手

[00:16:34] 鲁智深回头跟九纹龙使劲说

[00:16:37] 兄弟

[00:16:38] 不用你啊

[00:16:39] 不用你

[00:16:40] 你给我站脚助威

[00:16:43] 我一个人收拾这俩王八羔子

[00:16:46] 说着晃动大阐释

[00:16:48] 直奔生铁佛

[00:16:50] 生铁佛仰面大笑

[00:16:53] 我说和尚啊

[00:16:54] 你乃是我手下的败将

[00:16:58] 你内两下子根本就拿不出手

[00:17:02] 还真想找死啊

[00:17:04] 来来来

[00:17:06] 筛家伙打发了你

[00:17:08] 照顾两个和尚站在一处

[00:17:12] 这回再伸手

[00:17:15] 崔道成时大吃一惊

[00:17:17] 啊

[00:17:18] 这鲁智深好像变了俩人儿

[00:17:21] 遗产仅四一

[00:17:22] 铲一铲

[00:17:23] 快死遗产

[00:17:24] 呼呼刮风

[00:17:27] 只要碰到棍上

[00:17:29] 他催到城镇的是两臂酸马

[00:17:33] 根本的原因就是因为鲁智深没吃饭

[00:17:38] 现在吃足了

[00:17:40] 他哪是对手

[00:17:42] 丘小乙在旁边一看

[00:17:44] 不好呀

[00:17:45] 双刀上来助战

[00:17:47] 他刚想过来

[00:17:49] 九纹龙使劲大吼一声

[00:17:51] 啼扑刀过来把他给拦住了

[00:17:54] 哎

[00:17:54] 伐忙过来

[00:17:56] 我陪你走几趟

[00:17:58] 邱晓也不知对面来人

[00:18:00] 是谁并不答话

[00:18:02] 晃双刀露头就剁

[00:18:05] 两个人站在一处

[00:18:06] 就这样

[00:18:07] 四个人站成了两对儿

[00:18:11] 打得好不热烈呀

[00:18:14] 书说简短

[00:18:15] 也就是打了几十个回合吧

[00:18:18] 就听见崔小雨叫了一嗓子

[00:18:23] 啊啊

[00:18:26] 那也不说怎么了

[00:18:28] 叫九纹龙史进卖了个破绽

[00:18:32] 使了个败中取胜这一扑刀

[00:18:36] 从软肋给他扎进去

[00:18:39] 那能不叫唤

[00:18:42] 这小子蹬蹬蹬往前

[00:18:44] 还跑出十几步去翻身栽倒是七窍流血而亡

[00:18:51] 生铁佛崔道成正打折呢

[00:18:54] 用眼角的余光一看

[00:18:56] 哈

[00:18:57] 据说坏了

[00:18:58] 防守死了

[00:19:00] 他心里一发慌

[00:19:03] 鲁智深占了上风

[00:19:05] 大铁铲正拍在他脑袋上

[00:19:10] 这一下就拍成了柿饼子哭秋死尸栽倒

[00:19:17] 鲁智深不解气

[00:19:19] 用大产地产投咔哧咔哧

[00:19:21] 产了16 产

[00:19:24] 鲁智深把嘴巴子擦了一擦

[00:19:27] 回头看个使劲使劲

[00:19:30] 看看花和尚兄弟二人是仰面大笑

[00:19:35] 笑得非常开心

[00:19:38] 哎

[00:19:39] 兄弟

[00:19:39] 多谢你帮忙啊

[00:19:42] 要不是遇上你我还报不了这个仇

[00:19:46] 大哥

[00:19:47] 别说这个

[00:19:48] 快找您的包吧

[00:19:50] 哎对对对对

[00:19:51] 赶奔相即出

[00:19:54] 但他一看

[00:19:55] 那包还在呢

[00:19:57] 锅台上放着呢

[00:19:58] 因为这也不来

[00:19:59] 人儿原方没动

[00:20:02] 鲁智深打开一看

[00:20:04] 所有的东西一样不缺

[00:20:07] 这挺高兴

[00:20:08] 把大包背在身上

[00:20:11] 他突然想起来

[00:20:13] 还有个女人呢

[00:20:16] 内女的肯定是被抢来的

[00:20:20] 把他找着

[00:20:21] 问问他家乡住处

[00:20:22] 顺脚把她送家去

[00:20:25] 就到了第七层院子

[00:20:28] 哪知道内女人胆小

[00:20:31] 悬梁杀掉了

[00:20:34] 等他们赶到

[00:20:35] 这女人早就断了气

[00:20:39] 短命鬼

[00:20:40] 这是你自己找的

[00:20:43] 鲁智深呢

[00:20:45] 又到前边儿找那四个牢牢合上

[00:20:50] 因为他发现了这四个老和尚太可怜了

[00:20:55] 别的办不到

[00:20:57] 给他们留点银子还是可以的

[00:21:00] 得让他们免强着度命

[00:21:04] 结果找到前边一看

[00:21:06] 哥俩就一皱眉

[00:21:10] 造孽造孽

[00:21:11] 太惨啦

[00:21:14] 什么原因

[00:21:16] 这四个老和尚全被绳子勒死

[00:21:21] 谁累的

[00:21:22] 崔道成丘小乙

[00:21:26] 花和尚跑了

[00:21:28] 他俩利用这机会回来找这四个老和尚算帐

[00:21:32] 用绳给勒死的鲁智深实在看不下去

[00:21:38] 把眼一闭

[00:21:39] 咣咣直跺脚

[00:21:40] 是我害了他们

[00:21:42] 是我害了他们

[00:21:44] 我有罪啊

[00:21:46] 使劲就劝

[00:21:47] 大哥

[00:21:48] 这也不能怪你呀

[00:21:51] 拉倒吧

[00:21:52] 难过有什么用

[00:21:55] 鲁智深这才站起身

[00:21:57] 心说

[00:21:59] 院里院外死了这么多的人

[00:22:02] 我们要一走了之

[00:22:04] 岂不给本地惹了麻烦

[00:22:06] 干脆放把火烧了

[00:22:09] 连人带命一起火化

[00:22:13] 他们放火烧了瓦罐寺

[00:22:16] 使劲就问大哥

[00:22:19] 但不知你我弟兄下一步该当如何