《The Amazing Willy Wanker(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Amazing Willy Wanker (Album Version) - Adam Sandler

[00:00:14] When I was just a little wee lad

[00:00:17] I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad

[00:00:21] Something jumped and poked me good

[00:00:24] 'That' he said 'just me morning wood'

[00:00:27] A little tin soldier's marchin by

[00:00:31] Sergeant major unzips his fly

[00:00:34] Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants

[00:00:37] Slaps away 'til it starts to dance

[00:00:40] A shootin star's above my bed

[00:00:44] Changin' colors of my mushroom head

[00:00:47] A rainbow jizz flys across the room

[00:00:51] Little white spermies meet their doom

[00:00:54] Ah

[00:00:59] The amazing Willy Wanker

[00:01:07] Aaaah the amazing Willy Wanker

[00:01:19] And my scrotum sack he says

[00:01:21] La la la la la la tickle me

[00:01:27] Little green men from outer space

[00:01:31] Here to exterminate the human race

[00:01:34] Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships

[00:01:37] When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip

[00:01:41] Like a knight of olden camelot

[00:01:44] The goo takes off like an arrow shot

[00:01:47] Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs

[00:01:51] For the spittin dragon between me legs

[00:01:54] I'm using my thing for what it's for

[00:01:57] Gentle knock upon me door

[00:02:01] Mumsy drops her cup of tea

[00:02:04] When she sees my wank standing tall and free

[00:02:07] Ah the one and only Willy Wanker

[00:02:21] Aaaaah here comes Willy Wanker

[00:02:32] And my marble sack he says

[00:02:34] La la la la la la tickle me

[00:02:41] Rasberry scones and marmalade

[00:02:47] Squeezing my squid in the evening shine

[00:02:54] Visions of mermaids in the sky

[00:03:01] Shooting my load in me own left eye

[00:03:09] Gramps was a hero in the first world war

[00:03:12] But he ain't got no dick no more

[00:03:16] Comes home smokin from the corner pub

[00:03:19] Makes poor old gramsy kiss his nub

[00:03:22] The world spins around like a big bass drum

[00:03:26] Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum

[00:03:29] The irish dance and the scotsmem howl

[00:03:32] Time to clean up with the washroom towel

[00:03:36] Ah yeah it's only Willy Wanker yeah

[00:03:49] Ah the lonely Willy Wanker

[00:04:00] And my wrinkled sack he says

[00:04:02] La la la la la la tickle me