《The Buffoon and the Valedictorian(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Buffoon and the Valedictorian (Explicit) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)
[00:00:06] Valedictorian I really appreciate you're asking me out Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement
[00:00:13] Buffoon This movie sucks sh*t
[00:00:15] Valedictorian Well Ebel gave it thumbs up but Ciscel thought it was too preachy Anyway I enjoyed the director's last film immensly
[00:00:22] Buffoon Cathleen Turner has big f**kin' tits
[00:00:27] Valedictorian Yes well she recently had a child I think her maternal biology may play a role in that She looks fabulous for a woman her age doesn't she
[00:00:37] Buffoon I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his f**kin' head off
[00:00:42] Valedictorian Well in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process
[00:00:51] Buffoon That girl in the f**king car in front of us she gives everybody head
[00:00:56] Valedictorian Well I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it
[00:01:05] Buffoon This popcorn's f**kin' terrible It tastes like someone jizzed all over it
[00:01:10] Valedictorian Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank
[00:01:20] Buffoon I looked at my asshole in the mirror today It blew my f**kin' mind
[00:01:29] Valedictorian It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis
[00:01:36] Buffoon My father's sh*t stinks up the bathroom all f**kin' day
[00:01:40] Valedictorian It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism
[00:01:51] Buffoon I'm gonna go get head from that f**kin' girl
[00:01:55] Valedictorian Well I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion
[00:02:00] I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue
[00:02:04] Buffoon I like to piss in that guy's f**kin' gas tank
[00:02:07] Valedictorian Bye bye Have fun
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