《Christmas in Lancashire》歌词

[00:00:00] Christmas in Lancashire - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:04] Well it's Christmas in Lancashire

[00:00:07] Snow is on the ground

[00:00:09] I'm not feeling festive

[00:00:11] 'Coz we wireless networks gone down

[00:00:14] I can't even listen to

[00:00:16] Cliff Richard or Slade

[00:00:18] 'Coz the barry in the iPod

[00:00:20] Has seen better days

[00:00:25] It's Christmas again

[00:00:27] Digibox is up spout

[00:00:30] I had fifty channels

[00:00:32] But now I've got nowt

[00:00:35] No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV

[00:00:39] It's reruns of Sinbad

[00:00:41] And Queen's speech for thee

[00:00:46] I can't even Bit Torrent

[00:00:49] Morecambe and Wise

[00:00:52] 'Coz me 8 meg broadbands bust

[00:00:53] I'm cut down to size

[00:00:56] No credit on't mobile

[00:00:58] So I can't send a text

[00:01:01] This technology at Christmas

[00:01:02] Oh it does get me vexed

[00:01:05] 'Til watch you forever

[00:01:08] I got some mince pies

[00:01:10] And left Santa a drink

[00:01:12] But I couldn't make egg nog

[00:01:15] 'Coz blenders on't blink

[00:01:17] I got my friends round for Christmas

[00:01:19] But then asked them to leave

[00:01:22] 'Coz I'm reformatting the hard drive

[00:01:24] On Christmas Eve

[00:01:29] It's Christmas again

[00:01:31] Digibox is up spout

[00:01:34] I had fifty channels

[00:01:36] But now I've got nowt

[00:01:39] No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV

[00:01:43] It's reruns of Sinbad

[00:01:45] And Queen's speech for thee

[00:01:50] Well I jumped in me car

[00:01:53] Got to visit the folk

[00:01:56] Got Sat Nav for Christmas

[00:01:58] 'Coz me sense of direction's a joke

[00:02:01] I entered the addresses

[00:02:03] The screen I did touch

[00:02:05] But I got bloomin lost

[00:02:07] 'Coz the woman spoke Dutch

[00:02:12] It's Christmas again

[00:02:14] Digibox is up spout

[00:02:17] I had fifty channels

[00:02:19] But now I've got nowt

[00:02:22] No ITV 4 or Price-Drop TV

[00:02:27] It's reruns of Sinbad

[00:02:29] And Queen's speech for thee

[00:02:34] All my bless for the merry Christmas

[00:02:37] And happy new year