《Chicks Dig Jerks》歌词

[00:00:00] Chicks Dig Jerks - Bill Hicks

[00:00:24] Aw man oh Hitler had Ava Braun

[00:00:31] Manson had squeaky frawn

[00:00:34] Ted bundy got lots of dates

[00:00:36] I wonder what I'm doing wrong

[00:00:38] I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks

[00:00:42] Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks yeah

[00:00:55] Well if I meet one more single mom

[00:00:57] Whose true love is up and gone

[00:01:00] Tells me on her trailer porch

[00:01:02] 'Bout that man

[00:01:03] Still carries a torch

[00:01:04] Sure he came home drunk each night

[00:01:06] Beat the kids and her in a fight

[00:01:08] But man she loves him so

[00:01:10] It's so hard to let him go aw

[00:01:21] Well I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks

[00:01:26] Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks

[00:01:38] Well I'm sure there's some out there who can relate

[00:01:41] Particularly young men without a date

[00:01:43] See some jerk some fine fine babe

[00:01:45] Go driving away aw

[00:01:56] Well is that a new bruise you got on you

[00:01:58] What does it say that he loves you

[00:02:01] Sure he beats you but afterwards he cries

[00:02:03] Oh baby I could die

[00:02:05] Honey I don't think that's nothing to be proud of

[00:02:07] I think it's called alcoholism

[00:02:09] I don't think you should move away

[00:02:11] Stay with him till you're in your grave yeah

[00:02:33] You're so sweet

[00:02:37] Can't we just be friends

[00:02:41] I think of you as a brother

[00:02:45] Aw man you're hurting me

[00:02:52] You're hurtiing me

[00:02:57] What do I have to offer you baby

[00:02:59] Poetry and true love

[00:03:02] That's not enough I know for sure

[00:03:04] You need someone to throw you through the door

[00:03:14] Well I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks

[00:03:19] Just one thing I know for sure-chicks dig jerks

[00:03:32] Chicks dig jerks it's so true

[00:03:40] Tell you man be mean to 'em man

[00:03:43] They'll never leave you then

[00:03:45] 'Cause chicks dig jerks

[00:03:50] Just ignore 'em

[00:03:51] Act like they're not there

[00:03:54] Man you're gonna be pulling chicks out of your hair

[00:03:58] They love that

[00:04:02] Act like you don't care

[00:04:04] Aw look at them everywhere they come running

[00:04:09] Tired of being a good guy such a lonely life

[00:04:15] I'm gonna be a jerk yeah that's right

[00:04:19] I'm gonna step on lots of toes

[00:04:21] Whoo girls gonna go crazy for that kind of guy

[00:04:26] Baby I'm gonna act like I don't know you

[00:04:30] Not gonna return one of your calls

[00:04:34] Work here and she is out of the door man

[00:04:36] She isn't treat but my different friends

[00:04:40] I'm a jerk And it's working out