《Flying Saucer Tour(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Sosmokers Thank you guys Just smoke away huh

[00:00:01] Don't worry about us hakay

[00:00:01] How many smokers do we have here tonight

[00:00:03] Smokers

[00:00:04] Smattering of acknowledgment

[00:00:04] Hoo boy Listen to that energy they can pump out at

[00:00:05] Will hah

[00:00:06] Cough hack wheeze

[00:00:06] Thank you guys

[00:00:06] That was a valiant effort on your parts Listen to this

[00:00:11] How many non smokers do we have here tonight

[00:00:16] Non smokers

[00:00:17] Hear that Bunch of whining little maggots aren't they

[00:00:18] Obnoxious self righteous slugs I'd quit smoking

[00:00:20] If I didn't think I'd become one of them

[00:00:21] The worst kind of non smokers are the ones

[00:00:23] Where you're smoking and they just walk up to ya

[00:00:24] I always say Shoot you're lucky you don't smoke

[00:00:26] T's a helluva cough dude I smoke all day

[00:00:27] And don't cough like that Maybe you were conceived

[00:00:30] With a weak sperm Maybe your dad was jacking off

[00:00:31] And your mom sat on it at the last second

[00:00:33] Did I overreact Didn't did I I think that's kinda cruel

[00:00:35] I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me Jesus

[00:00:36] Do you go up to crippled people dancing too you f**ks

[00:00:40] Well hey Mr Wheelchair What's the problem

[00:00:45] Come on Ironside Race ya you f**king sadist

[00:00:48] I'll smoke I'll cough

[00:00:50] I'll get the tumors I'll die Deal Thank you America

[00:00:52] People say I it's not that it's the secondary smoke

[00:00:58] It's not the smoke that you smoke but the smoke

[00:00:59] That comes out of you That's called secondary smoke

[00:01:01] And that's not good smoke just

[00:01:02] Because it came out of you

[00:01:07] Shut the f**k off up right now Goddammit

[00:01:09] If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondary bullets

[00:01:12] Coming yer way Ya understand this

[00:01:13] I'm f**king tense Alright

[00:01:14] Thank you I've been on a

[00:01:15] Flying saucer tour for three months ok

[00:01:22] Thank you Hope you don't mind if I just enjoy my cig

[00:01:24] I love when people in New York City

[00:01:26] Complain about your smoking

[00:01:27] I don't that great These people are standing ankle deep

[00:01:30] In dog links straddling a dead guy you know

[00:01:32] Apparently my cigarette's f**king up the delicate balance

[00:01:34] Of nature here

[00:01:35] Oh this is bothering you oh

[00:01:40] I'm sorry let me go over here

[00:01:42] To this pile of bum dung and put this outthere

[00:01:43] We go Restore New York to that pristine state

[00:01:45] We know it exists inif it

[00:01:48] Weren't for my godawful cigarette

[00:01:56] How much do you smoke a day dude

[00:01:58] Pack and a half you little puss

[00:01:59] Why don't you just put a dress on and swish around for us

[00:02:07] Pack and a halfI smoke a pack and a half Makes me ill

[00:02:11] I go through two lighters a day

[00:02:12] Dude I'm starting to feel it

[00:02:13] Uhh s**t But I do have this big fear right

[00:02:14] Doing smoking jokes in my act Showing up five years

[00:02:16] From now going

[00:02:17] Good evening everybody Remember me Y'all were right

[00:02:19] Smoking bad you ever see that Lemme tell you something

[00:02:25] If you're smoking out of a hole in your neck

[00:02:29] I'd think about Quitting

[00:02:30] I would And that's just me you know

[00:02:32] See once again I'm not being stringent

[00:02:35] With the rule of thumb

[00:02:36] What's cool is every pack has a different Surgeon

[00:02:39] General's warning Idn't that great Mine say Warning

[00:02:42] Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth f**k it

[00:02:45] Hahaha Found my brand Just don't get the ones

[00:02:54] That say lung cancer y'know Shop around man Yeah

[00:02:57] Gimme a carton of 'low birth weights

[00:03:02] What the f**k do I care

[00:03:04] Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide

[00:03:06] Well so does my car and it still f**king runs so

[00:03:08] See I smoke I don't drink I don't do d**gs

[00:03:15] You know can I smoke Can I Like a f**king fiend I can